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Truth, Beauty, Love, and Elisa
Elisita's snarky, humourous take on the world of celebrities, their plastic surgeries, their ugliness, current events, as well as other inane, superfical topics of arguable interest.
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TBLE readers called this LAST YEAR!!!
2007-09-04 12:10:00
I knew it, you knew it...we all knew it, and now it's been confirmed.Michelle and Heath have split up. I'm actually surprised they lasted this long. Let's hope Michelle finally came out of her hpynotised state and saw him for what he really was --> an arrogant sod.For proof that you are very switched on readers (not that any proof is needed), have a look at your comments from last year. ...
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Angie does it again
2007-09-04 11:50:00
Every time I start to think that perhaps Angelina's beauty is a little overrated...girlfriend shows me how it's done...Brad on the other hand...he ugh...needs some sleep.Brangelina are in Venice. ...
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Australia's not coping with Californication
2007-09-04 11:00:00
Californication is making people uncomfortable...well...some anyway. I'm attributing it to the fact that George Bush is in the country for APEC...it's bound to make people a little nuts.Australian Caththolic priest Fongemie is all in a tizzy about the show. He's been holding candlelight vigils outside the TV broadcaster's offices each night Californication has been on. The saddest part is...people are actually turning up. I don't exactly know what they're praying for...but I'm sure it's all very soul-saving.Let's hope Father Fongemie has TiVo because due to the timing of his mass...he's missing all the juicy parts. ...
Australia
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In porn we trust
2007-08-30 14:19:00
UK Artist Jonathan Yeo unveiled his collage of George Bush created from fragments of 100 porn magazines in London.I'm sure there's a big signficance behind it...but uhh...I don't get it. Now...if the collage had been made out of a dictionaries, or text books...or...any book, then yes...that would have worked for me. ...
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Attack of the Fake Tan
2007-08-29 14:30:00
Don't get me wrong...white, orange, thin, or curvy Zellweger is hard to take...but this new geriatric Floridian look is not working for me at all. ...
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Harry comes into his own!
2007-08-29 13:04:00
Sorry, I've been a bit slow on the uptake on this one.Mattel recently introduced the "Harry Potter Broomstick". It's a battery-powered toy that resembles the flying Nimbus 2000 brooms from the Harry Potter movies. The broom vibrates and makes noises when it's placed in between a kids' legs.Comments from the Toys r Us Site:Reviewer: Ashley from TXMy 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! A great buy for any Harry Potter fan! :)hmm...I can't work out why it's so popular either.thanks jordan for the heads up! ...
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Avril gets the 'young people'
2007-08-27 14:46:00
Avril at the Teen Choice Awards. She knows that a full head of colour is passe. Even a half head is over. She's going for the spray on side-stripe...the kind that washes out immediately, perfect for when you have to get back to the office the next day, or need to attend a P&C meeting. Girlfriend is so with it. Oh so cool. She is punk rock personified. ...
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Owen Wilson attempts suicide
2007-08-27 14:37:00
...apparently he tried to slit his wrists and took some pills...I know. I don't care either. Someone needs to tell him it requires a bit more effort than just getting a paper cut and popping a Tylenol to ease the sting. ...
Suicide
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Incredible Talent
2007-08-26 14:45:00
I bet you he got around $50million for this. The whole thing has such great continuity, I really feel like I'm being told a really meaningful story. What's next for Orlando? Treadmill infomercials or Proactive? ...
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Jordan has a new perfume out
2007-08-26 14:28:00
How exciting. This has totally made my day. It's a beautiful blend of silicone, orange tan, with a touch of exotic aromas...and by exotic I mean the "exotic dancing" kind. It's guaranteed to make you pick up homosexual male Australian 'singers'. ...
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Perfume
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Monday's Hottest Bodies
2007-08-26 14:13:00
Hey...if you've got it...flaunt it babyWe've got Beth from the Gossip:Old Dirty Harry ...
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My man will not be bought.
2007-08-25 14:33:00
Morrissey turned down a $75million dollar offer to tour again with The Smiths. The Spice Girls he ain't. ...
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Sorry about the lack of posts
2007-08-23 14:24:00
Hi dears,Just wanted to give you all a quick update. Sorry about the lack of posts this week --> criminal law has been absolutely killing me (pun kind of intended). I'll be back this weekend though :) Full of life.love,elisita. ...
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Bad Cover
2007-08-14 14:36:00
I have no idea who this Tilsdale girl is...but photoshop obviously couldn't save her....perhaps if she'd tilted her head down just a little bit more....or better still...turned her head around completely...Gwen Stefani on the other hand, shows us how it's done this month.Sorry guys...it's a terribly slow news day today :) ...
Cover
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Attention Whore
2007-08-12 13:38:00
ugh...stuffing tissues (or silicone inserts) down your swim suit is so Judy Blume Year 3. As it's Paris though, I surprised she's that far advanced. ...
Whore
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Someone kill me now
2007-08-09 12:49:00
...please don't tell me Gwhineth Paltry is trying to make a comeback. Ugh, she's looking like her true self this month's W magazine. ...
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Amy Klein-house?
2007-08-07 12:27:00
This can't be true. Apparently Calvin Klein is asking Amy Winehouse to design a line of denims. "Amy is constantly being asked to create her own clothes range and the main area designers are interested in her working on is denims."Yeah...I'm sure a lot of offers come all the time...coincidentally always coming when she's had a few heroin hits. Either that or 'designers' is some sort of a codeword for drug dealers. ...
House
Klein
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Most boring interview ever!
2007-08-03 13:34:00
OMG...this totally sux. This makes the Paris/King interview look like a cracker. Joel Madden makes it so much worse.She does look beautiful though.Full boring thing here: ...
Interview
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Yup..Richie's knocked up
2007-08-01 14:02:00
I thought she was looking a littler larger in her Nylon shoot...She confirmed on Sawyer's show that she's 4 months pregnant...and she's also going to be spending 4 nights in jail at some point. Excitement galore I know. ...
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A bit of Vintage LiLo
2007-07-31 13:36:00
Let's face it...her currentl 20 going on 50 look is so much hotter than her initial start. ...
Vintage
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