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Truth, Beauty, Love, and Elisa
Elisita's snarky, humourous take on the world of celebrities, their plastic surgeries, their ugliness, current events, as well as other inane, superfical topics of arguable interest.
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Who's Hotter?
2007-06-30 12:36:00
Lilo or the Stone?I'm going with Sharon ALL the way. ...
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Paris Speaks with King
2007-06-28 15:44:00
"Don't serve the time...let the time serve you"Wow...that's so profound Paris.If you want to watch this snooze fest see below. Even Larry's bored as hell.*update* sorry guys, all the youtube vids got taken off. Instead, I'll post up what GalleryoftheAbsurd thought of the whole thing: ...
Paris
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What a joke...
2007-06-27 14:07:00
...in case you missed it.This would have to be the worst commentary I've ever endured. ...
Joke
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Oh dear
2007-06-24 13:20:00
...now they're starting too look like each other. ...
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Credit where credit is due
2007-06-24 12:52:00
o.k...so I hate her songs, her style...did I mention how much I hate her singing? Well...except for 'New Day' and ...o.k. let's not go there.BUT...girlfriend is looking good for a post one-kiddy and hitting 40. ...
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The bride wore the cake?
2007-06-21 14:34:00
Well, aren't we excited pseudo model Erica Baxter finally nabbed Australian billionaire James Packer?...yeah me neither. To celebrate, she apparently jumped into the tiered wedding cake...unless someone actually designed this $100,000 mess.There were rumours that Tom Cruise would officiate the Scientologist wedding service and that the following traditional Scientologist vows would be used:"Now James, girls need clothes and food and tender happiness and frills, a pan, a comb, perhaps a cat. All caprice if you will, but still they need them.""Hear well, sweet Erica, for promise binds. Young men are free and may forget. Remind him that you may have necessities and follies, too."Romantic indeed. ...
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Don't let her go Tom
2007-06-21 13:13:00
...women are famous for doing the tumble-down-the-stairs-and-inconspicuously-escape- evil-clutches-trick. Glad that you're onto it though! ...
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I don't know how she manages it...
2007-06-21 13:10:00
but Posh Spice always managed to look so relaxed, so natural, so unposed.It's truly magical. She's in NYC filming her reality TV series...I'm betting it's going to be as 'real' as two other parts of her body... ...
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Lilo's bodyguard speaks out
2007-06-12 13:09:00
Lee Weaver is as attention seeking as Lilo herself. He's sold his story to the superior-minded publication News of the World. Excerpts from the fascinating article."I have looked after some of the wildest stars in Hollywood — but never anyone as out of control as Lindsay is,""She had a total death wish and took more drugs and drank more than anyone I've met. "I lost count of the times I thought she was overdosing and had to carry her out of parties. Every morning I'd breathe a sigh of relief she was still alive."Lee reveals how he often drove Lindsay to join her pal Nicole Richie, 24, for cocaine binges. "Nobody was as wild as Lindsay," he says. "But Nicole came close. Sometimes Paris Hilton would be there but the most I saw her do was drink and strip. One night Lindsay and Nicole were making trip after trip to the bathroom — she wouldn't snort in front of me because she knew I'd get mad. "But the more wasted they got the less she cared. In the end they carried in a mirror fro ...
Bodyguard
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Princess Mary haunted by a ghost..WTF?!?
2007-06-12 12:57:00
I as waiting in line at the supermarket today and I saw the headline in Woman's Day (a fantastic piece of journalism). Princess Mary of Denmark it would seem, is being haunted by the ghost of someone's dead grandmother. Perhaps next she'll find pixies in her Royal Gardens?Seriously...I'm really scared. Most of the people who read Woman's Day are allowed to vote.Crown Princess Mary was forced to flee her palace in panic after a terrifying ordeal where she came face-to-face with the spirit of Prince Frederik's dearly departed grandmother, Queen Ingrid.Poor Mary came across the ghostly visitor while she was home alone at Kancellihuset, inside the shadowy grounds of Fredensborg Palace.Royal staff confirm hearing strange bumps in the night and noticing flickering lights around the palace, and say the Queen's ghost has been sighted several times since her death. ...
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This is like an OJ Simpson trial!
2007-06-09 04:46:00
I guess by now we all know that after staying in jail for under 3 days, County Sheriff Baca pulled some dodgy maneouvres to allow Paris to serve the rest of her 23 days under home arrest.Well...luckily Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer had something to say about that! Paris has effectively been ordered (screaming and crying) to go back to jail to serve out her entire 45 days, to show that dlisters are not above the law. ...
Simpson
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Stam VS Posh
2007-06-06 15:43:00
I know I know...it's impossible to choose really. ...
Posh
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