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Truth, Beauty, Love, and Elisa
Elisita's snarky, humourous take on the world of celebrities, their plastic surgeries, their ugliness, current events, as well as other inane, superfical topics of arguable interest.
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When Photoshop Goes bad
2008-05-07 16:48:00
Mr Darcy!!! Why has your head been surgically reattached after neck-removal-surgery? Ferris Bueller!!! Are you now going for a George Costanza morphs into a toad look? My guess is that they're both trying to appear as unattractive as possible so they can avoid being the main love interest for perenially pinched HHunt. ...
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Met Costume Gala
2008-05-07 16:32:00
We all know every man and his dog loves to go to this thing...the theme this year was “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasyâ€...uhhh...call me old fashioned - but aren't you supposed to incorporate the theme into your style for the night?!?We had had the nice-for-trying-but-not-quite right in Christina Ricci. It's sort of like pussycat dolls meets Gwyneth Paltrow...and anything reminding me of Gwyneth Paltrow always makes me want to lie down and die.The I'm-just-taking-the-fantasy-part-of-the-theme-and-pretend-that-a-shapeless-sack-with-beaded-vomit-is-like....super! Mischa.A freak show involving geriatric WonderWoman and her dwarf-friendAnd the cardboard cutouts that are Gisele and Dexter Tom Brady. ...
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Is it bad to like Tom Crazie's house?
2008-05-03 14:25:00
Umm -- can someone please tell me what Katie says at 0:42?It seriouly sounds like "we go ahead and we roast that dog"Is that her robotchip going awry?Update wilykitwow has solved it apparently it's "hot dog"...thanks wily! ...
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Oprah wants to go...far far away.
2008-04-29 13:08:00
It's funny, Oprah may be the richest woman in showbiz --> but she still has to suck up to the scariness that is Tom Cruise. They're filming some special segment with Tom to celebrate his 25 years in films. I know...I'm excited as well.In any case, Oprah looks scared...scared meaning terrifed and wanting to escape.I'm instead scared that this picture reminds me a little too much of the 'perfect families' Vanity Fair spread. ...
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Damn...G-whine-th doesn't look so fug
2008-04-29 13:03:00
Girl is pimping herself out badly for her Iron Man movie...I have to say that after a spate of fug...she's temporarily managed to unfug herself for a bit. ...
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Woah! Helen --> what happened?
2008-04-26 13:49:00
Personally - she always looked like a miserable pinched school teacher to me - but still - girlfriend looks ravaged. At least she doesn't look like an facelifted-alien I guess. ...
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Mariah Can't Sing...like at all
2008-04-26 13:32:00
Girlfriend needs to go back to lipsynching. This is awful! Plus - at 3minutes, she blasts her backup singer -- singing "don't sing my part". ...
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Coke Eyes
2008-04-22 13:33:00
Mischa's career hasn't exactly taken off since the OC, but it's nice to know she's still got a bit of spare cash to buy a few bumps. ...
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Is Princess Tiamii a low-rent Shiloh?
2008-04-20 06:51:00
Is this post too mean to publish? It's a joke! Kind of.VSAlso...WTF is up with Jordan's neck tattoo? I can only assume the H represents 'hideous'. ...
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WTF is wrong with her head?
2008-04-20 06:44:00
...some of the banner ads out there are beyond bad...but really, why would you want your crush to look like an Exorcist reject?....unless that makes her better at some 'things'.(Don't worry about clicking on it --> won't take you anywhere dodgy) ...
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Anyone else think this is odd?
2008-04-20 06:39:00
I went to the LV site yesterday and was presented with the dad-ashes-snorting Keith Richards. I'm guessing their new strategy is cut-through? ...
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Does every (ex) spouse of Tom Cruise end up having weird pregnancies?
2008-04-20 00:08:00
*update* o.k. guys, I can confirm that girlfriend is 6-7 months pregnant, as per this article.First it was Katie with the mysterious bump that kept shifting around. Now it's Nicole with a pretty non-existent one. I think she's around 7-8 months along isn't she? ...
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Ummm...I'm homely and therefore homey?
2008-04-13 13:30:00
Hey guys,Don't know if you caught this story a few days ago.The image shows a pair of computerised "averaged" facial photographs taken from real people's pictures. According to the research, the faces on the right are of someone who is more likely to be interested in a short-term sexual relationship whilst the ones on the left are more likely to be interested in a long-term relationship. About 700 heterosexual people took part in the survey carried out by Durham, St. Andrews and Aberdeen universities.O.k...big discovery - hotter people have more sex than ugly people. Uhh...How is that a finding? Although I'd like to find out who the serial killer on the right is managing to tap - spooksville. Also, I hope I'm not being narcissitic, but I look spookily like that homely girl on the left...so boys (and serial killers), stay away from me, I'll be wanting a ring and babies after Date#1! ...
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This is hilarious! See if you can spot the budding Houdini
2008-04-10 14:32:00
...here's a test for you. See if you can spot how this girl manages to disappear in thin air...I still can't work it out. It's.all.jut.subtle. David Copperfield can eat his heart out really. This is from (I'm guessing) a Project Runway Outtake.Credits: DLISTED ...
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Gwyneth looks Fug...again
2008-04-09 12:46:00
I'm sorry, I know I'm a little obsessed...but I can't get over how fug she looks...you can tell Liz Hurley is just loving the posing next to her...Gwhineth looks like she's wearing an ill-fitting dress made by her non-sartorially-inclined mother --> for a 1980s prom. In reality they're at the Breast Cancer Research Foundation’s Hottest Pink Party Ever in NYC. ...
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It.really.pains.me.to.say.this
2008-04-09 12:40:00
...but Mariah is actually looking OK these days. Honestly, girlfriend has lost half her body weight. With that and the fact that she's achieved more #1 Hits than Elvis...well, let's just say she was down, but at the moment, still not out. ...
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Yowser! Hello Whitney :)
2008-04-08 10:14:00
The BoobyGuard? I don't know. I'm a bit sick so pay no attention to me today...but seriously...where did they come from? From the Posh Spice school of plastic surgery? I'm a tad scared. ...
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When *blegh* things happens to boring people
2008-04-08 10:10:00
Someone tell low-rent Reese Witherspoon Carrie Underwood that it's not 1981, that she's not 40 years old, and that she's not desperate to get her little 2 year old to win the 'Little Miss Tiny Tot Alabama' beauty show. ...
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Gwyneth goes Fug or Who the Hell is this Nanna?
2008-04-08 09:58:00
I'm a bit bedridden today, so what better way to spend my time, than with Gwhineth...we go back far.Personally, I always found this woman was always borderline o.k. looking (much to my consternation)...but things have finally evened out and her face now matches her "everyone is below me...I'm cultured" personality....btw Gwhineth, take my advice...don't stand next to Helena and Christy...just.don't...they make you look like Bridget Jones II.They're all at the New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner ...
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I've discovered the genius that is Manque15!
2008-04-07 15:07:00
...her arguments are really convincing...let them wash over you...and you'll see the light.I'm telling you...we really didn't go to the moon.This woman needs her own talkshow. ...
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OMG....WTF has Lara Flynn Boyle done to her face?
2008-04-01 13:28:00
My goodness, does she have Priscilla Presley's plastic surgeon?!? What happened to her. She was never beautiful in my books, but she was fresh faced and cute! Right now she looks like a valium-soaked 75 year old.Priscilla - her sister?Lara in the good ol' days. ...
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Will Scientology save him?
2008-03-29 08:43:00
Scientology is in the process of claiming a new victim --> Pete Doherty, of all people. What a beautiful partnership - junkiehood meets crazy cult. He's been buying Scientology books and apparently taking it quite seriously. ...
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This got 10million viewers?
2008-03-27 12:54:00
Apparently, network chiefs at CBS are so thrilled with Britney Spears' guest appearance on How I Met Your Mother; they want to give Brit her own show. Her cameo as a secretary on this week's episode attracted 10 million viewer - it's highest ever ratings.Uhh...honestly...this was about as funny as getting stuck in an elevator for 10 hours with Gwhineth Paltrow...o.k...that would be funnier. ...
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Pleasant Surprise
2008-03-27 12:45:00
...hmm..she's nothing like I thought she'd be. She actually seems switched on and not hideously annoying.Sorry about the the lack of posting this week. My computer has gone into repairs. :( ...
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This is gold.
2008-03-15 14:37:00
o.k..so Dlisted took it from Gawker...and I took it from Dlisted...but this is gold. I love the 'impromptu' performance. I'd catch it before it gets taken down or something. ...
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When photoshop disarms fug
2008-03-09 04:33:00
It's amazing what photoshop can do in the hands of the right person. As far as I'm concerned, Victoria Beckham is fug-central...but manages to spruce up quite nicely in the Vogue UK shoot.Very Princess Maragaret-esqueandwhich are quite Dahl-esque ...
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Katie's at it again
2008-03-09 04:12:00
This is kind of getting funny. I don't want Katie to de-robotise!This time its with InStyle.This time she's talking about love:"It happened in an instant. When you fall in love, it's like time stops."I know Katie...brain transplants feel that way sometimes...so do UFO abductions while we're on the topic. and the beautiful:"I try every day to make Tom know how much I love him. It gets better and better....just as your interviewee skills get better and better Katie...brings a tear of joy to my eye."Tom and I stay in really good communication with each other. I talk to him about anything, at any time. He works 48 hours straight, comes home, and if I ask, 'Would you help me with this'? he'll do it."...poor guy, working day in and day out at the Scientology Centre helping those damn clueless thetans how it's done...but Katie...what DO you talk about...other than Tom Cruise? Is the question you ask only "Would you help me talk about Tom Cruise, Tom?"and the touching:"I couldn't have asked fo ...
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Katherine Heigl is my new Keira Knightley
2008-03-02 10:31:00
...honestly...this woman is just.not.a.nice.person...and so overrated. Checkout how she literally pushes around her co-star(? sorry- I don't watch TV) T.R.Knight. ...
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Elisita is officially sick of Obama!
2008-03-02 10:05:00
...and I live on the other side of the world.Honestly...these videos are getting too much...chanting "Obama" over and over again. Give me a break. Obviously this video is desperately trying to crack the non-Obama-responsive hisapanic segment.Poor Hillary...all she's got is an old Jack Nicholson... ...
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