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Invisible
2008-03-04 06:06:12
We don’t see everything, even when we look. We’re fascinated by forces beyond our eyesight. Magnetic fields. Nanotechnology. The inner workings of the human body. And whatever it is men do when they spend an hour in the bathroom. And there are time we wish we could suddenly become invisible, like when we’re caught doing something really embarassing, or when we want to spy on someone. The Invisible Man by H.G. Wells turned that desire on its ear, as the title character’s invisibility turned out to be a nightmare. To be invisible is to be ignored, and in this day and age, people work mighty hard to be seen. Invisible Piano! (Thanks, PAgent!) It appears as if Snoopy has been looking at too many LOLcat images, but this is how he asks for food, water, or a lost toy. More invisible musical cats. Invisible Musicians, from Worth1000. (via Geek Like Me) More invisibility from Worth1000. Incredible X-Rays in the news ...

Classic TV
2008-03-03 06:03:00
When I Googled “classic TV”, one of the top articles that came up was about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Sigh. I guess the definition of “classic” varies among generations. So I’m not restricting this post to the Golden Age of Television, although that was the original intent. I’m old enough to remember when there was only one TV in the house and nobody argued about what to watch, because we only had one or two channels to choose from. When you met others at school or work the next day, you could be sure that just about everyone watched the same shows you did. Cartoons were only on for a hour after school and on Saturday mornings. Hearing The Syncopated Clock meant you were suffering from insomnia. If you missed an episode, you just missed it -no alternate feeds, no Tivo, no DVD collections. My kids don’t understand how I managed to grow up without a rewind button. Twin Peaks in Lego (via Dump Trumpet) Where are they ...

Geography
2008-03-02 06:15:00
Geography was one of the subjects my Dad taught. He was a geologist, but it's a small college. Its a good thing he could read a map, since he would never stop to ask for directions. He made sure his kids could read a map at a very young age, so he wouldn't have to, outside of class. As soon as my brother and I were liscenced to drive, he gave up vacation driving completely. He said, "What do you think we had kids FOR, anyway?" He guided me through a big part of my life, but when he let me guide him through St. Louis traffic during rush hour, I knew I had passed the test. They typed into Google Search "people in _____ (each country) are known for" and used the results to construct The Prejudice Map. Joke contest winners by nation. What people define as funny varies from country to country. Learn to swear in many languages at Swearsaurus. Ads NSFW. The End of the World. Long download if you are on dialup, but its worth it. NSFW due to language. Do ...

March 1 Links 2008
2008-03-01 06:06:59
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. The lion part is right, at least! My daffodils are sprouting through the snow. The snow hangs on through the rain, because it’s a darn cold rain. Leap Day only makes the winter seem longer (and it is, by one day). March slams our year into fast forward. Daylight Savings Time begins on March 9th, earlier than ever. Palm Sunday is the 16th, and Easter is the 23rd, earlier than I can ever remember. The vernal equinox is the day before Good Friday. There is some talk in the Catholic church of moving St. Patrick's Day to another day before Holy Week begins, which would fall right in line with this weird month. The daffodils don't keep calendars or holidays. Still, they know what to expect, and they'll survive anything. There's some inspiration for ya! Cut the Cheese 6 Restless Corpses. This article has nothing to do with the supernatural; it’s about real bodies that just can’t s ...

Leap Day
2008-02-29 06:50:51
If I don’t post something about Leap Day today, I won’t have a chance to do it again for four years! February 29th is some sort of magical day that appears and then disappears for a long time. If a year has one, then you can bet that someone is getting ready to host the summer Olympics, and someone else is running for president of the United States. On February 29th, Leap Year babies (also known as “leaplings”) are partying hard enough to last them through three more years of no birthday. Imagine, getting your driver’s licence after your fourth birthday, and retiring shortly after your Sweet Sixteenth! There’s a lot of interest in the tradition of women proposing to men on Leap Day; thanks to search engines, my post on Sadie Hawkins Day has been the most popular page here for a week! Leap Year Since today is an “extra” day, how about I use it for a little housecleaning. Meaning, telling you about my award ...

Time Travel
2008-02-28 06:05:00
If you could travel in time, would you? Would you go back, to be with someone who is no longer here? Or maybe go back to relive your childhood, either because it was pleasant, or because you wanted to change something? Perhaps you would like to travel into the future, so as to see what's going to happen, in order to prepare for it. Of course, we'd all like to go just far enough ahead to see the winning lottery numbers before we select ours! But haven't you heard about the danger in messing with the fabric of the space-time continuum? If you've never had a discussion about that, then you haven't hung around such geeky people as I have.  The Essay (via Dark Roasted Blend) You'll enjoy at least some of these Photoshopped anachronisms. Time travel spam. The Time Travel Fund wants you to invest in "the future". Or a bridge in Brooklyn. This game is called Slow Motion, but the only thing slow about it is the load time. Its was fun, and easy to figure out. A review of ...

Scientists
2008-02-27 06:29:11
Princess wanted help with her science. She said she had to make a sentence out of each term, without repeating the definition. OK. “Transpiration, the process by which plants give off water through their stoma.”  Hmm. The Department of Transpiration announced new water saving incentives today. “Respiration, the process of releasing energy from food.” Hmm. My stupid mother thought respiration meant breathing. “Water cycle, the process by which water moves through the environment.”  Hmm. I always wear my helmet when I ride my water cycle. She doesn’t ask me for help much anymore. Stephen Hawking is soooooo bad . . . . A duet of singing Tesla coils. The 10 Most Bizarre Scientific Papers. 41 Hilarious Science Fair Experiments. And they are real, unlike the one to the right. Research LOLcats. String Theory explained in two minutes. They explained it, but I still don&rs ...

Children
2008-02-26 06:24:18
I am not inclined to pay a lot of money for children’s shoes, as they will either tear them apart or outgrow them in six months. This past week, I bought Princess a $40 pair of moccasins. She has reached the point where our shoe sizes are the same, so when she outgrows these, I will wear them for at least a decade. The same thing with the $45 maryjanes we bought for back to school last fall. She’d better enjoy my generosity while it lasts, because when she goes up one more size, it’s back to $10 shoes for her. Meanwhile, I’ve threatened her with sanctions if she dares to scuff those high-priced adult shoes. Or walk through mud in them. Oh, she’s no bigfoot, I just have small feet. Still, I have a hard time coming to grips with a kid who’s feet are bigger than mine. They grow up so fast! Cooties Shameful things I have eaten as a Mom. pla. (via Everlasting Blort) Ryan and Andrea of Rattle-n-Roll create b ...

Disney Princesses
2007-10-24 06:02:41
Disney found out what a good thing was with the 1937 film Snow White. It was artistic, scary, creepy, beautiful, somewhat kinky, and ultimately satisfying. Then in the 50s and 60s, they got sidetracked by exploiting passive busty blonde princesses. The newer crop that began in the 80s was an attempt to do better. Ariel was less passive, but still a busty rebellious teenager who fell for the first pretty face she saw. Belle was a great improvement: heroic, loyal, and she read books too! Jasmine was an attempt to integrate the Princesses, but the movie Aladdin was still full of racial stereotypes, as was Pocahontas. Disney has a hard time getting a clue. Their best effort was Mulan, who was not white, not passive, and not at all boy-crazy. The trouble is, she wasn’t a princess, either. Still, Disney broke a mold with Mulan, then went on to release a truly dreadful sequel that undermined everything the original film was about. The best news is that my kids are just about old enou ...
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Horror Stories
2007-10-23 06:03:32
Eight days til Halloween! Times for ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggity beasties and things that go bump in the night. I can’t say I understand why people get such a thrill out of scaring themselves silly, even though I participate myself from time to time. Is it the adrenaline rush? Or does an occasional horror story make us feel better about our normal everyday lives? It could be a leftover from our childhood, when our older siblings, and sometimes our parents got such a kick out of frightening us. Or maybe the act of telling a scary story gives us a sense of power over the people we are scaring. I always felt like some kind of success when I could scare someone just with a little story. Maybe I could try some out on you today! Why Werewolves should not join the astronaut program. The Five Creepiest Urban Legends (that happen to be true). Funny Frankenstein and the Wolfman videos!I wrote up a list of Our Favorite Vampires for mental_floss. Check it out ...
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Love and Romance
2007-10-22 06:01:56
Try explaining the difference between love and romance to kids. I mean, you can tell them day in and day out, but my daughters have years of Disney princess movies behind them and years of romantic comedies ahead of them. They have only a few years of seeing Mommy and Daddy together, and they were awfully young then. Grandmas without Grandpas are no help, either. It’s hard to set an example in a family with no men! But then again, I had a great example from my parents and still had to fall on my face quite a few times before I learned that romance is not love, and love is not romance. I am older and wiser now, and willing to take either for what it’s worth. It’s a pity that so much nice romance is wasted on those who mistake it for love. And how much love is wasted on those looking for romance. Or just a roll in the hay. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Mic ...
Love  Romance 

Monsters
2007-10-21 06:00:27
Halloween is ten days from now, and the monsters are coming out of the woodwork! From mutant beasts to classical vampires, aliens to reanimated body parts, we can’t resist wallowing in the horror as we get ready for Halloween. At least I can’t, since there is so much material to share with you! Enjoy these monster stories, and check back for more in just a couple of days! The Monster Mash Dave Burke’s monster art can be seen at Monsterfetish. (via Neatorama) The Biology of B Movie Monsters explores the real-world ramifactions of giant or tiny versions of your favorite creepy-crawlies in a very scientific manner. Kipling West makes monsters. She enjoys that. Step-by-step instructions on how to build a scary monster powered by your USB port. Neato! This monster will tell you a joke when you push his buttons. I didn’t say they were good jokes. A scary monster flash animation. The Goth-O-Matic Poetry Generator. I don’ ...

October 20 Links, 2007
2007-10-20 06:57:16
Last Monday set a new record for traffic here at Miss Cellania, the first time I’ve seen over 4,000 hits. Thanks goes to Alex at Neatorama, who linked The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. People love to see weird Halloween costumes. In this site’s first year, that post was the most popular post the first time around, too! There will be more Halloween costumes here in the next week or so. Completely aside, I am appalled at the number of results when you search YouTube for “exploding cats”. According to Quantcast, the typical visitor here is a young college-educated Hispanic with no children. How do they know? They break down stats into household income, education, and ethnicity. I have never been asked any of those things when I log onto a computer! I can figure out from Sitemeter that the biggest part of visitors come from Google Image Search. Some bloggers occasionally post about the weird search terms they find in their referrals, but I haven’t s ...
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Groceries
2007-10-19 06:00:22
As much as I rely on fast food drive-throughs, I rely on the grocer even more. Princess has grown five inches in the last year, and her appetite has grown, too. She puts away five or six full meals a day, which drains the supplies surprisingly fast. So I shop a lot. I go to the grocery store as soon as I drop the kids at school; it’s not at all crowded at 8AM. It’s also the worst time ever if you want to meet men. Don’t laugh! There are plenty of people who will advise you to meet guys at the grocery store. So far, I’ve met, um, grocery stockers. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but they are all half my age. Or less. So I don’t care if they see me stuff my cart full of ice cream, pop tarts, Frosted Flakes, chips, and bacon. Store Wars Groceteria. A blog about grocery stores. (via Cynical-C) Fun with Labels at the Asian Market. Pork uterus, anyone? (via the Presurfer) 30 Code Words For ...

Hotel
2007-10-18 06:08:49
I’ll probably never stay in any of the hotels featured in this post because I’m not that picky. I once stayed in what they call a “five-star” hotel for less than $100 a night. And I’ve paid $300 a night for a room that should’ve cost $50 if it were anywhere else. This past summer I found a four-room suite facing the beach for an amazingly low price. But I’ve also stayed in my share of $16 rooms with stains, cracks, and things that skitter in the night. I’ll enjoy my stay no matter what the accomodations because traveling is an adventure I crave, but rarely get to indulge in. The strange bed I sleep in only represents the adventures of tomorrow morning. And the best part is that someone else can have the adventure of changing the sheets!   The Key Confessions of a front desk clerk. (via Look at This) Bad Hotels. A horror gallery. (via J-Walk Blog) Extreme Hotels. The World&rsq ...
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Seafaring
2007-10-17 06:09:26
Once again, I’m dealing with a subject I know nothing about. I love being near the ocean, but I figured that was because I live so far away from it. I failed to get my badge in boating at camp as a kid because I drove too fast. I tried water skiing as an adult, and gave up after about half an hour because everyone around me was so impatient to ski (they knew how). It takes a special type of person to sail the open sea -not only bravery, but a specific set of skills that are neccessary for survival. I have all the respect in the world for those who can do it... but I still reserve the right to poke fun at them! Lost on Gilligan’s Island (via Neatorama) The amazing story of Yamamoto Otokichi, the shipwrecked teen who became (with two companions) the first documented Japanese in North America and in London. American stuntman Robert McDonald built a Viking ship from 15 million recycle popsicle sticks! McDonald hopes to take the 50-foot ship across t ...

Hands
2007-10-16 06:18:39
We do so much withour hands. I communicate more with my hands than I do with my face or voice these days. Hand me that remote, please. Boy, arent you handy! Do that crazy hand jive. Hands across the water (water). Hands across America. Hand over the money, son. Making money hand over fist. Hold my hand. Shake hands and make nice. Put your hand in mine. Lay your hands on me. Healing hands. Praying hands. Helping hands. Hands of a working man. Hired hand. All hands on deck! Hands-on experience. Keep your hands to yourself! Wringing your hands. Heavy-handed. I have to hand it to you. The future is in your hands. In the palm of your hand. Raise your hand. Put your hands together! Clap your hands. Give him a big hand. Wash your hands. Wave your hands. Handiwork. Handicrafts. Hand-made. Hand-delivered. Handheld. Hands-free. Hands off! Unhand me, you cad! Old hand. First hand. Freedom is at hand! It’s out of my hands. Hand-me-downs. Living hand-to-mouth. Let me see a show of hands. Slei ...

House Cleaning
2007-10-15 06:36:41
There’s always an excuse. As much pot-scrubbing as I did during canning season, I thought I could postpone cleaning the floor til all the tomatoes were done. Then I started doing the Morning Cup o’ Links at mental_floss, which kept me busy. When the crop waned, I got sick. Then my mother-in-law went into the hospital. Oh well, no one visits us anyway. One thing led to another, and the floor was particularly nasty by the time the remodeling crew showed up this week. They were in the kitchen quite often, on the way to the basement, getting sugar for the coffee, or using the outlets. Yeah, I was embarrassed. Princess and I finally cleaned the floor over the weekend. But I suppose we’ll be finding tomato seeds in strange places for a long time to come. Dry-Mopping the Floor Washing the dishes would have taken less time than writing this note. Have you ever wondered what your furniture does when no one is home? Smart Furniture. Cool or creepy? ...
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The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
2007-10-14 06:38:00
Talkin 'bout Halloween costumes here, folks. If you've received a invitation to a costume party, or if you have kids who crave candy from strangers, you may end up in this gallery next year. If you have a photo of memorable costumes from years past, send them to me and I'll post an update. Don't try to compete with some of these folks who worked for months on their costumes, but you may get some inspiration from them. CAUTION: Some of the following links may be disturbing. They disturbed me! GOOD Ten Epic Halloween Costumes. And the Halloween costume gallery Fark thread that followed it. The Ambiguously Gay Duo looks pretty... ambiguous. The long saga of how this guy built a Dr. Octopus costume and entered a costume contest. Lots of pictures. Halloween Costume Masterpieces, featuring dog costumes, geek costumes, and NSFW costumes. Interesting Halloween costumes. Good or bad? You decide. (via Miniature Brainwave) BAD From Retrocrush, the most often-cited collection ...
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October 13 Links, 2007
2007-10-13 06:44:47
It wasn’t long after I posted about remodeling that Sam appeared and said he would not only remodel my old bathroom, but he’d also put a new roof over my leaky bedroom. And this week, he did it! The roof is done, and the bathroom has new wiring, plumbing, ceiling, walls, tub, and subflooring. Next week, I get a toilet, closet, lighted mirror, paint, and a tile floor! Bonus: he left his extension ladder here over the weekend, so I’ll be cleaning the gutters and the rear windows for the first time in way too long. Maybe even change the outdoor lightbulbs I can’t reach! I am tickled pink about it, although with all the commotion, I’ve gotten way behind in my blogging. However, that’s now a chronic condition. Nominations are open for the 2007 Weblog Awards, only until October 15th. Look through the list of categories and check the comments to see if your favorites have already been nominated. You can hit the + button to add a “me to ...
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Fast Food Fun
2007-10-12 06:07:10
I rely on the drive through window at various fast food restaurants more than I should. Not because I like the food, oh no, to be honest, I usually don’t even get anything to eat. I use it to get out of cooking for two picky kids. The thought of fashioning a nutritious meal that they will agree on and actually consume is like planning and executing a marathon mountain hike. But with fast food, Princess (who is undergoing a massive growth spurt) can load up on tons of food, and Gothgrrl can get a small soda or a dessert. Its quick enough that I can drive through two different restaurants if that’s what they prefer. I feel so guilty about it, but I don’t know exactly why. Neither are in any danger of becoming overweight. They eat nutritious breakfasts and balanced school lunches. But I still feel guilty about not being the perfect stay-at-home-mom, ready with homemade afterschool snacks and a balanced dinner together at the table at 6PM. It's called " ...
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Bugs and Insects
2007-10-11 06:05:10
On the ‘net, bugs have been really good to me. I had an insect article at Neatorama this week that garnered over a thousand Diggs. I’ve done two on insects at mental_floss. In real life, they are driving me crazy! When I get rid of one type of infestation, another takes its place. I got rid of the fleas. I got rid of the ants. I got rid of the houseflies. Then the fruit flies drove me bananas. I got rid of them. Now, the cement pond seems to have sprung a leak or something -anyway, all the fish died. It didn’t take long for what water is left to become a breeding ground for mosquito larvae. I can’t buy more fish til I find the leak and fix it, so all I can do is haul the water out of the bottom of the pond. Oh well, at least all these bugs give me something to write about. Oshiri Kajiri Mushi, the Japanese Butt Biting Bug There’s sort of an explanation here. There are no giant bugs under your bed, and here is why. ...
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Science for Dummies
2007-10-10 06:07:34
Thanks to some luckily-placed links, my previous science post Schroedinger's Cat has become one of my most-viewed posts ever! Combine that with my experiences at mental_floss this year, and I have become convinced that people really love to learn new stuff as long as the information can poke itself in the eye occasionally. I don’t know that I’m knowledgable enough to keep up the information, but I am getting pretty good at internet research. And I certainly know how to poke myself in the eye occasionally! If we can pass this love of learning to our children, they’ll enjoy science for a lifetime. I started this blog with the premise that (just about) any subject can be funny if you look hard enough. May I recommend some light-hearted science blogs for you? Check out Bad Astronomy Blog, Retrospectacle, Cocktail Party Physics, and The Loom. I’ll have more for you as time goes on. The history of perpetual motion machines. Blimp. ...
Dummies  Science 

Bras 2
2007-10-09 06:12:25
A bra can be a woman's best friend and worst enemy. Except for some teenagers and porn stars, most of us have boobs that wander around on their own. They don't have muscles, and they are affected by gravity in various ways. Size, shape, and bouyancy vary tremendously from one woman to the next, and often from side to side and from day to day. In a way, a bra is like a cowboy, it rounds up those babies and heads them in the right direction. But by the end of the day, you can get really tired of heading in any direction at all. Whether our breasts are big or small, under our armpits or hanging by our waists, we are quite attached to them. Our boobs do not define us, but they are part of us, and we depend on bras and bra manufacturers to help us put our best front and center.  The History of Underwear. (via Everlasting Blort) Study finds bras don’t support bouncing breasts. O RLY? That reminds me of an oldie but goodie: The ...

Down South
2007-10-08 06:06:13
One problem with living in a “border state” is that everyone in the blue states and the West think I’m in the South. People in the Deep South do not quite look at Kentucky as being in the club. I can tell the difference myself, and would classify Kentucky as not-quite-South, but full of people who understand how to be Southern. The restaurants serve sweet tea here. However, I lived in Tennessee for several years as a child, and for ten years as an adult, in several locations. So I am well familiar with the Southern way of life. There is a change of culture as soon as you cross the border. It’s not hard to switch back-and-forth for a Kentucky native, but I can imagine how difficult it would be for a true Yankee. Those of you outside the United States may be confused by all this; sorry -I’ll make it up to y'all tomorrow. Southern Piece After having been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, a real southern gentleman beckoned the waitr ...

In all the wrong places
2007-10-07 06:18:00
Oy, I once took inventory, and figured I knew 8 unmarried men over 21. Five are substances abusers (which may explain why they are unmarried), two are scared of me (which is fine, because they are a bit creepy anyway), and one is just not interested. It could possible be because he is ten years younger than I am and has his choice of ladies. We'll never know, 'cause I'm not going to ask. Since then I've met many men, with about the same luck, but I've also encountered some stuff that has to make you laugh. INTERNET DATING Gotta be careful here, the honesty level is.. uh, variable. A friend with experience told me "Don't bother." He also gave me a guide to interpreting profiles. (Thanks, Joe!) WOMEN mid 20's=19 late 30's=44 late 40's=61 Rubenesque figure=so fat she has her own zip code sensuous=horny and hard to satisfy settled=has slept with every man in the neighborhood good conversationalist= never stops talking model-like looks=picture could be in a veterinary catalo ...

October 6 Links 2007
2007-10-06 06:18:18
Omegamom tagged me for a meme. I have a tendency to ignore a meme if I’m busy or don’t understand it, but not from her! There’s a long list of blogging tips passed around, and to save space you should go read the entire list at her post. I’m supposed to highlight the ones I like, and add some. So here are the ones I like most: 5. Blog about what you know & love. 28. Write for yourself first. Remember that it takes time, effort, patience…and above all, daring. 38.  If you add a group widget, or any kind of widget, first check to be sure it doesn’t break your blog theme.  Then check to be sure the damned thing loads nicely.  Clear your cache, delete all cookies, close your browser, then call up your blog.  If it takes more than a few seconds to load, and causes your computer to slow to a crawl while it’s loading, ditch the new widget.  Also check it in more than one browser; try IE, Firefox, Opera, Safari. ...
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Mars and Venus: We Think Differently
2007-10-05 06:27:21
One of the questions a man hates to hear is "What are you thinking?" Because when he looks like he's lost in thought, he'll say "Nothing." And he means it. Too many men with no stake in lying about it have said that it's true, men can often just not think about anything! Now, since I have a smaller brain with more active surface area and no Y chromosomes, I find that amazing. Women are thinking several things at once, all the time. And usually doing several things at once. But men are different, and when they do think, they think about everything in a different manner from women. Which goes a long way toward explaining why communication between the sexes is so difficult. Girlspeak to English Dictionary. Guys, memorize this one, so you can figure out what she means. If you care. A more in-depth analysis of what women say and what they mean. (via Look at This) What men and women really want in a mate. What men are really thinking ...
Mars  Venus 

Military
2007-10-04 06:04:43
There was quite a celebration in my area last weekend. 600 soldiers, including the local Mountain Warriors came home from Iraq! I felt sorry that they had to sit through a speech by the governor when they really wanted to just go be with their families. A few of those guys used to call me at the radio station before they were shipped out. I got all teary-eyed when I passed a house on the way to my mother’s, where a soldier was being welcomed home with an amazing amount of flags, ribbons, and banners. You know there had been a party going on there! I wish they could all come home. Right now. Military Training Color photographs from World War II. Seven Unusual Military Animals. Nine Battlefield Geniuses. Spare Change? (Thanks, Rich!) Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?" Soldier: "Sure, buddy." Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again!" ...
Military 

Pizza
2007-10-03 06:36:27
Every once in a while, the question comes up “If you were restricted to only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?” The majority answer in a group of people is always pizza. This takes in both nutritional value and taste. Pizza has carbohydrates in the crust, vegetables inthe toppings and sauce, dairy products in the cheese (if its a well-made pizza) and meat, too. Plus, you don’t dirty up any dishes eating it (although you will when cooking one from scratch). My kids and I get carryout pizza at least once a week. We order a large pepperoni with banana peppers on one third of it. Usually that’s what we get, and I get the banana peppers. Sometimes, they hear “peppers on the side” or “peppers on half”, but if they don’t ask for a name, we know it’s going to be just the way we want it. Now, if I could just get the local parlor to charge us the same amount for each pizza... The title image is by Chrissie A ...
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