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Sex Jokes
2007-10-02 06:01:32
Ah, I don’t even have time to pretend to write a funny or insightful introduction to today’s post. You know what you want to see on the web, except I’m not posting it. You can find pornography easily without my help. But the next best thing is funny stuff about sex. So enjoy. Sex Don’ts Why do people have sex? Duh. Because it feels good.  10 things every girl should know about a boy’s private parts. (via Look at This) The biggest sex mistakes men and women make. Greybloke discovers porn on the internet. What does this chair look like to you? (via b3ta) Regular sex helps prevent coronary heart disease. Maxim’s favorite political sex scandals. The Oral Sex Snorkle. Signs She's Getting Bored Having Sex with You (via It Occurred to Me) - When you request sex, she replies, "Wait 'til the Nyquil kicks in." - Gets very upset when the ashtray falls o ...
Jokes 

Why Women Live Longer Than Men
2007-10-01 06:24:00
This is a pretty popular forward! I received it three times in the last week, so I figured I'd better go ahead and post it while its hot. (Thanks, JJ, Jeanine, and Ken!) Why women live longer than men ! The following photos show conclusively why it is that women tend to live longer than men. #7 ("And to think... those wimps at the power company use straps and cleats to get up this high!") #6 ("Gee, guys... that seems like an awful lot of protective gear for such a small chlorine gas leak...") #5 (Necessity is the mother of invention...) #4 ("Jackstands? Hah! Who needs 'em?") #3 (I'm sure this guy still wonders why he got fired that day.) #2 Step 1: Remove shoes. Step 2: Place metal ladder in water. Step 3: Begin using power tools while standing barefoot on metal ladder in water. And the winner is... (How drunk do you have to be before this starts looking like a good idea?) You also need to check out this video of two men ...
Women 

September 30 Links, 2007
2007-09-30 06:44:07
Many thanks to all who stopped by here and left a birthday greeting in the comments Thursday! I was overwhelmed with the response on this and several other posts that mentioned my birthday. I didn’t get any gifts, or cards (unless you count that one from the dentist back at the first of the month), and I got to pay for the birthday dinner out (as usual), but the comments made it a really special birthday! I’m still not used to being a year older... but honestly, do I have to get used to that? Getting over a bad cold at this age is hard enough. I tried some overdue yard work yesterday, and totally exhausted myself in about a half hour. But that beats last week by a long shot! Rammstein preparing for Oktoberfest! (via b3ta) Non-Stop FAIL! This video may make you hurt. And laugh! If you are a politician, and you are going to steal bandwidth, don’t do it to a b3ta member. Robot Chicken takes on the myth of the protective blanket vs monsters in the d ...
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Adam and Eve
2007-09-29 06:02:00
What a wonderful story, full of symbolism (apple, snake, fig leaves), the struggle of good vs. evil, a beautiful garden for a setting, and nudity! What else could you ask for? With this as a first story, the Bible just grabs you and sucks you right in. A guaranteed best seller. And when you start peeling the layers back (like Shrek), you find more layers of meaning. Tish published an Interview with Adam, part one and part two. Hoss on the Garden of Eden. Many different theories of Creation. Belief-O-Matic -- A personality quiz about your religious and spiritual beliefs. CREATION OF WOMAN One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God, 'Lord, I have a problem.' 'What's the problem, Adam?', God replies. 'Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm just not happy' 'Why is that, Adam?', comes the reply from the heavens. 'Lord, I know you created this place for ...

Dogs and Puppies
2007-09-28 06:40:15
There are beautiful dogs and ugly dogs, but for every dog, there should be someone who loves them. I say “should” because the shelters are full of dogs who need a home. Please have yours spayed or neutered so there won’t be more. The joy of a dog is in his loyalty and unconditional devotion to his leader (alpha). When no one else loves you, your dog does. While your cat may want to be alone occasionally, your dog never does. Your dog is always open for suggestions, and almost always wants to do whatever activity you are doing. You can’t find a spouse like that! Or friends! Or children! Dogs Just Want To Have Fun (via Arbroath) The dog’s name was Shithead. Puppy tummy. (via Dump Trumpet) A puppy with a heart-shape spot in its fur was born in May in Japan. Breeder Emiko Sakurada has no plans to sell "Heart-kun". (via Fark) Sugar, the two-legged wonder dog. Dog-end tow ...
Dogs  Puppies 

Birthday
2007-09-27 06:01:11
Today, I am a year older. No, I’m not telling how old, but I’ll have a piece of cake, thankyouverymuch. And I’m not going to get too self-celebratory, because I did way more of that than I should last month at my Blogiversary. Instead, let’s celebrate all birthdays today! I mean, everybody’s got one, it’s just that I don’t know when yours is. Isn’t it special to have a personal holiday of your own each year? And having a large collection of them sure beats not having enough to get to this year!   Happy Birthday I received an early birthday gift when Scaramouch published the Top Ten Stories by Miss Cellania at YesButNoButYes yesterday! Alex at Neatorama also posted it, as did Morgan Freeburg, PAgent, and Actor212, which I appreciate. I managed to sneak it in myself at mental_floss! Thanks so much for all the comments everywhere.From the comments, I find that Dave, Floyd, and Sorcerer Mickey ar ...
Birthday 

Cars and Driving
2007-09-26 06:10:51
The more I drive, the more tired I am of driving. A woman at church was trying to explain to me where she lived. She couldn’t believe that I drove on such-and-such street several times a week and didn’t know where the blue house with the black shutters is. Of course, she was familiar with all the houses in the neighborhood, because half the time, she was riding in the passenger seat. I never do. Never. There’s a house in our neighborhood that was for sale for several months. The kids could describe the appearance, the driveway, the garden, even the pool in the backyard. I couldn’t even tell you what house it was, since it’s in a curve where I can’t even glance to the side while driving. I feel this deprivation most in October, when the mountains are blazing with color, but I’m focused on getting to point B without being hit by a coal truck. Is there any wonder I love a subway? Car-Bike Accident This one surprised me. You r ...
Cars  Driving 

Marijuana
2007-09-25 06:02:02
They started on the first of September. The police helicopters are a sure sign of fall in Kentucky. They fly every day for about six weeks looking for crops in Eastern Kentucky. When I had a radio station job, we’d watch the police crews land in the field in front of the station and walk over to the Cracker Barrel for lunch. I’ve already harvested my herb garden. It was tucked unobtrusively in the middle of my flowers. I tied the stalks together and hung them upside-down in the attic to dry. Then I carefully clipped the dried flowertops off and stored them in a gallon jar. But the only one who will get high from my crop is Biscuit, since it’s catnip. He loves me for my efforts.   Reefer Madness, the short version See the entire film here. From Comics with Problems, here’s Alpha the Robot in the Marijuana Mystery. 10 Signs you’ve spent all summer in Amsterdam. Arnold Schwarzeneggar smoking pot. ...

Fishermen
2007-09-24 06:47:55
Hmm, ain’t that a work of art, now? Nice rod, too. I thoroughly understand  how going fishing can be a stress reliever. Getting away from the job, the family, the housework, the lists of things to do -hey, that’s ALL good! Communing with nature, bonus. But why bother with all the acoutrements? Rod, reel, boat, tackle, that’s a lot of stuff. And then there’s the fish. They’re slimy, icky, and I don’t like to eat them, much less clean them. Oh, I love to watch them, but I’d just as soon stay hands off. Fishing would be a real nice pastime for me, if it weren’t for the actual catching of fish. Fishing with bow and arrows. Weirder than you imagine. Fishing Babes. Pages and pages of pictures of girls fishing. The Salmon Dance. Watch an aquarium full of fish do a rap song and dance and learn facts about salmon, too! (via Everlasting Blort) LBB went fishing, and caught a big one. LISCEN ...

Parking
2007-09-23 06:21:00
Hey! Ya wanna go parking? I know a great spot-right here! If you were ever teased about your inability to parralel park, I've got some examples to make you feel better about it. If you've ever parked as badly as these folks, you could end up on the internet! About the other kind of parking- there comes a certain age when that just doesn't appeal anymore, no matter how big your backseat is. Thats why we buy houses! Still, the memories of that '69 GTO Judge and that gravel National Forest access road... Looking for a Space Stay!I pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador retriever had fresh air. She was stretched out on the back seat, and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay!" The driver of a nearby car gave me a startled look. "I don't know about you, lady," he said incre ...
Parking 

September 22 Link, 2007
2007-09-22 06:19:54
For those kind enough to ask, yes, I’m recovering. Slowly. A cold that would have laid me low for three days twenty years ago (followed by two weeks of coughing) now puts me in intense pain for two weeks. I’m still weak, but feelling a little better every day. Meanwhile, I ran into a new service with a new widget I’m trying out. Blog Rush is another “sign up your blog to get traffic” application, in beta mode now. They give you a widget (see the sidebar until “visitor tools”) that links to other blogposts in your category -mine being Humor. Scan through those and see if there’s anything you might be interested in reading. My headlines should appear on other blogs. If you want to sign your blog up, click here. The system seems to favor early adopters. Like anything else, if it doesn’t live up to its hype, I’ll delete it after a few weeks.  Darth Vader Blues How to tell if your head’s about to blo ...
Link 

Haircut
2007-09-21 06:06:51
Since I’ve been in hibernation for a few months, my hair is a fright. I no longer get out of bed thinking I might meet someone today. I don’t leave the house except to run the kids to their activities, load up groceries, and visit the relatives. I don’t even look in the mirror much (the light is bad anyway). It’s amazing how long your hair can grow when you don’t pay attention. The kids think its wonderful, but I’m at an age where it looks silly down past my shoulders. Especially since the roots are also getting longer. I’d make an appointment for the salon, but the thought of wasting a couple of hours there staring at the walls or listening to the stylist’s witty patter just makes me want to crawl back into bed. I am turning into a scary old lady. Monstrom (via Neatorama) Get a Shave! The Joy of Shaving. Funny barber quotes. What you should know before you donate your hair to charity. Gr8 Big Hair. ( ...

Musical Instruments
2007-09-20 06:07:06
My late husband was a professional bass player. Over the years I heard every bass joke ever concocted. My children are taking music lessons now. The house is full of instruments I cannot play. Oh, I can read music, and pick out something on a piano if I took a long time to do it, but the thing I lack is talent. As Hoss would say, that’s “too bad.” Lately, I’ve made some new musician friends here on the net, like Al Torres, who plays the euphonium in the United States Army Field Band, and Gary Allen, who played drums in the Charlie Daniel Band in the seventies and now has a Nashville outfit called The Outfit.  What musical instrument do you play? I did quite a few years with the clarinet in school, and played a baritone horn in the marching band (they needed some loudness). I could fill in with a trumpet, trombone, or saxophone if needed -it was a small school, so we had to be versatile. It doesn’t mean we were any good.  Pipe Dreams from ...
Musical 

Talk Like a Pirate Day
2007-09-19 06:41:00
September 19th is, for some unknown reason, Talk Like A Pirate Day. Which means I am gonna have to put up with my boss saying "ARRR, me matey" all day. Followed by a belly laugh at himself. I can't talk like a pirate. I've tried, but end up sounding more like a parrot than a pirate. I get more laughs, but it makes my throat hurt. The official Talk Like a Pirate Day site has a lot of info. The British version is here. If you already know what pirates sound like, you can just enjoy it. This glossary might help, but if you don't have time for a glossary, here is a simple translating program. And a video. Or you can skip all this and just say ARRR all day (like my boss).  The Five As Pirate Laws. Pirate liscence plate. Pirate art. You Can’t Trust Pirates. What was the pirate movie rated? Arrrr! Why was it rated r? Because of all the booty! My pirate name is: Iron Bess Flint A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough ...
Pirate 

Football 2
2007-09-18 06:06:57
This past Saturday, I witnessed what football fever can be. It was the day of the annual UK vs. Louisville game, and I woke up in Lexington at the UK Medical Center. The tailgate parties started early in the morning, right at the entrance to the parking garage. I thought it would be easy leaving town, since everyone else was coming in. But even four hours before game time, there were miles-long lines of SUVs with blue flags making their way to campus. Every law enforcement officer around was directing traffic, helping funnel vehicles to the stadium. If you were trying to get anywhere else, you could just wait. If you were going to commit a crime in Lexington, that would be the time to do it. I made my escape, and was glad to hear that UK won the Governor’s Cup, 40-34, for the first time in five years!   Samuel L. Jackson in The Comeback Great football quotes. If you really want to see the players, you need to checkout Australian rules footbal ...
Football 

Librarian
2007-09-17 06:07:50
As a little kid, I remember spending SO much time at the local library. It moved at least twice before getting its own building, and each time my mother and I would be there painting and cleaning and stacking books. I thought maybe Mom was trying to get a job as a librarian. No, she just loved books and hung around so much that she made friends with the staff. And she was also in a hurry to set up a new library so the books could come out of the boxes and go home with her. When the head librarian died just a few years ago, I hated breaking the news to Mom, who was living in Africa at the time. They had been friends for almost half a century. I still think the library is about the coolest place in town, and librarians have really cool jobs.   Gorilla Librarian Blog of the Day: A Librarian’s Guide to Etiquette. (via Exploding Aardvark) The new image of librarians. “You’re a librarian?” Mama told you not to stereoty ...

Cows
2007-09-16 06:09:00
  They are so big, so gentle, so numerous, so stupid, so delicious. No wonder we never can get enough of cartoons featuring cows.   Who Let The Cows Out? Set the mood for the "cow experience" by checking out the Dancing Cows. CUTE COWS A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked. "Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied. "Heard of what?""Herd of cows.""Of course I've heard of cows.""No, a cow herd.""What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!" The singing cow. An experience you may want to forget. Cows abducted by aliens. More cow abductions. Game: Burning Cow Tipping. Sculptures carved from dairy products. Cow hit by a racecar. A classic musical animation: Cows with Guns. Holey Cow! Cows with holes in them. Ski jumping cow. Explanation of the pro ...

September 15 Link 2007
2007-09-15 06:05:15
Lately, I’ve really started to get the hang of this web surfing business. Just a bit more organization and a bit more discretion, and even I am amazed at the new stuff I turn up every day. Most of it doesn’t go on this site at all. If I find something interesting or funny, I have to decide whther it’s right for Neatorama, YesButNoButYes, something I’m working on for mental_floss, possibly for the Morning Cup of Links over there, or should it go in my files for one of the subjects I’m working on for this site. These weekend links posts here are just the best of the best of the week. I post lots more at Miss C Recommends, so anytime you are looking for something to do or some good reading material, I post links there just about every day. Drop Bear At mental_floss, I posted an article today called Animals that only bite tourists. One of the subjects was the Drop Bear, a marsupial that drops from a tree and eats the brains of unsuspect ...
Link 

Kentucky Jokes
2007-09-14 06:07:52
It was a “lost file.” I occasionally see these jokes around and think, “hmm, I’ve posted that before.” But I was wrong, they were sitting here in a file that never made it to the blog. Jokes I’d been hanging on to about Kentucky. And since it’s Friday and you’re in a hurry to go out and do something besides work, I’ll put a linkless batch of jokes up. You can thank me later. OK, OK, it’s really because my mother-in-law is in the hospital and I’m still sick, but enjoy them anyway. Harlan Bar (Thanks, April!) Recently a police officer parked his patrol car outside a bar in Harlan, Kentucky. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five d ...
Jokes  Kentucky 

Remodeling
2007-09-13 06:04:29
Three years ago, I had two new rooms built on the house. It took me a year to find someone who would do it. I had contacted about 20 builders, five showed up, only one got back to me with an estimate, but declined the job because he didn’t have a crew. So when a “friend” said he’d get a crew together, I gave them my life savings and a list of specs. Moe, Larry, and Curly worked for a month and left. Out of about 15 specs, they got two right. The design was bad. The doors were the wrong size and opened the wrong way. The shower leaked. The roof leaked. The heating and air were inadequate. The electricity was so screwy, you had to leave the bathroom light on to keep the alarm clock on. The closet pole wouldn’t support clothing. The stairs fell apart. The shower was installed all wrong. They forgot trim. The pipes in the sink didn’t fit together. I called one guy back to fix something, and he came and left it in even worse shape. Since the ...

English Language
2007-09-12 06:07:10
The more I write, especially for other sites, the more the Language Nazis comeout to play. I have been accused of having a broken spell checker. Not so! I have no spell checker at all! Another problem I run into is writing late at night, after the kids are asleep. I try to get a project finished before I retire, by which time I am pretty tired. I go over and over the post, looking for ways to shorten and clarify things. Then I must go over it another couple of times to make sure my tenses agree. But when I’m tired, I invariably miss something. The first commenter is going to point it out. Never fails. Sure, I can correct it, but it’s not quite ethical to delete a comment to make it seem like I’m perfect, because I’m not. I’m NOT illiterate, I’m just overworked! Honestly! That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it. Language School Ad The Eggcorn Database. Taking a close look at misheard and misunderstood ...
English  Language 

Puberty
2007-09-11 06:16:20
As I get older and my brain is running out of room to efficiently store everything, I find that there are a certain few years that are still as clear as ever. Yes, puberty. Anything that happened between the ages of about ten to fourteen -every slight, every fashion faux pas, every boy that smiled at me, even my school lessons -is etched in my mind forever. And the music! Every song I heard was super meaningful: the Doors, the Carpenters, the Spinners, the Grass Roots, the Beatles’ early solo songs (Got to pay dues if you wanna sing the blues, and you know it don’t come easy...). Do you have super clear memories of puberty, or is that just me? Let me know in the comments, but also enjoy a look at the lighter side of puberty. Lighter that is, if you are way past it. Puberty -What’s That? a remix of many educational films. Watch puberty happen in a hurry! This is a cute presentation, made for educating kids. (via Bits and Pieces) The ...

Tattoo Types
2007-09-10 06:07:53
Scaramouch, my boss over at YesButNoButYes, had decided to get a tattoo. But what kind? He’s taking suggestions, and also needs a recommendation for a tattoo artist in New York City. I thought the reasoning would be the other way around -first you have a symbol that means something to you, then you work up the nerve to have it tatooed on your body. But what do I know? The reasoning people take for deciding what to etch into their bodies baffles me. Today you’ll see collections of tattoos that will make you think, “...OK, you want to wear THAT around for the REST of your LIFE?” The Tattoo Parlor Yellowforks has a gallery of nerd tattoos. After all, who wouldn’t want to show their lifetime loyalty to a computer system, gadget, or game character? (via John’s Blog) Barcode Tattoos. Science Tattoos. Carl Zimmer at The Loom saw a scientist friend with a DNA tattoo (with a great hidden meaning) ...
Tattoo 

September 9 Links 2007
2007-09-09 06:20:06
It’s Marilyn Cellania! In my dreams, yeah. Mashup two celebrity’s faces, or use your own photos at Morph Thing.  You can even add speech bubbles to your finished product, if you like. This seemed to be Generator Week on the internet, and I have some other wittty stuff I’m working on to spring on you in the future. It’s slow going, since a cold erupted suddenly in my head Thursday, and it just plain hurts. Even typing is a pain, since I can't see as well when my head is overpacked. The good news is this site was named “Link of the Month” at Tennessee Concerts, a site where you can see concert photos and read about the Nashville music scene. Thanks, Gary! My Hoover Sounds Like Chewbacca (via Neatorama) ...
Links 

Squirrels
2007-09-08 06:19:00
Why a post about squirrels? Because they are funny. Because people manipulate them to make them more funny. Because they remind me of their presence every day as they run across my porch, vainly searching for the dog food that used to be there when I had a dog. The firewood isn't stacked all that neatly; they probably have a few nests in there. Because I just managed to have a lot of squirrely material. Please enjoy some of it! Squirrels are trying to take over the world! The story of the EVIL MUTANT ATTACK SQUIRREL OF DEATH! Squirrel vs. cat. All this over nuts the cat won't eat anyway. Or is it bait? Suger Bush Squirrel, the superstar of squirrels. Finnegan was a baby squirrel adopted by a mother dog. (Thanks, Kip!) Twiggy, the water-skiing squirrel. There is a video at this site. Squirrels attack and kill dog. Send a virtual squirrel. Video of a squirrel repellant in action. Some people get their kicks in odd ways. I bet they also watch the bug zapper. HUNTING TRIP A ...
Squirrels 

Funeral
2007-09-07 06:09:38
Throughout the ages, people have surrounded death with rites and rituals. They serve a purpose in that it helps those who are shocked, sad, confused, and devastated to 1. get things done without having to make decisions, and 2. face the finality of the  loss. The proscribed way of doing it also helps us to avoid deep thinking about death ahead of time. But why should we be too concerned about our own funeral, since we won’t be able to change anything once it’s a done deal? I saw a bumper sticker that said “Live so that the minister won’t have to lie at your funeral.” That’s a bit trite, but you get the idea. All we can change is our lives; we can’t do anything about death once our time comes, so we may as well laugh about it every now and then.   Fun with video effects: The Grim Reaper. Dante’s Inferno -A Virtual Tour of Hell is an interactive site explaining the  nine circles of hell, as describ ...
Funeral 

Childhood
2007-09-06 06:06:15
Gothgrrl got a new book of riddles and can’t bear not to share. She’s SO impressed that I can “figure out” so many of them -probably because I told the same riddles when I was her age. She’s nine. And there are some that have more than one valid answer. Q: What can you hold without your hands? That thought. Your liquor. Your horses. My seat. NO! Your breath! Q: What can you give away and still keep? Love. Herpes. Company. A rat’s ass. NO! A cold. Uh, OK. Haha! Princess finally said what I was thinking, “Please, can we limit this to one or two jokes a day?” I wouldn’t have said that. How can I make demands that I can’t keep myself? To those of you who were kind enough to ask how the girls' lemonade stand/yard sale went Saturday: They lasted til almost lunchtime, and made almost five dollars! The neighbors bought lemonade, and a cousin bought all their old books for 10 cents each. The price appalled Grandma, but those boo ...
Childhood 

Schroedinger's Cat
2007-09-05 06:09:43
Quantum mechanics is way out there, about as far above my head as science can get. Schrodinger’s Cat has become a metaphor for the incomprehensibility of quantum theory. And it’s hard to spell, too... Schrodinger, Schroedinger, Schrödinger? The one thing that is clear is that Schroedinger understood physics a lot better than he understood cats. When you mix science with a little bit of philosophy and a whole lot of the internet’s favorite animal, you know a bunch of folks had to go and make something funny out of it. Ergo, Schroedinger’s LOLcat. A simple explanation of the Schrodinger’s Cat question. REAL LIFE VERSION Take one ordinary cat, one large box, a particle detector, a radiation source, a bottle of cyanide gas. Hook up the detector so that if it detects a particle from the radiation source, it will open the cyanide gas. Set it up inside the box in such a way that there will be a 50% probability of a particle being det ...
Cat 

Physics
2007-08-20 06:01:29
I’m not going to pretend that I understand physics. Quite the opposite! I selected these links and videos from the perspective of someone who has a rather dim comprehension of the subject, but can still apprciate a laugh (that's me). Whether that approach is successful or not is still up in the air, but you know what they say about things being up in the air- that breaks the laws of physics! In layman’s terms, what goes up must come down. And thus thought Sir Isaac Newton when that apple fell on his head. What he said was, in a word, “Ouch!” The Double Slit Experiment Don’t Try This at Home: Totally Dangerous Experiments. Ten strange facts about Sir Isaac Newton. The Three Longest-Running Experiments in Science (that we know of). Laminar Flow. Your brain will tell you this is faked, but its not. Neil deGrasse Tyson will Blow your Mind Jon Stewart: “Why is it ...

Doctor
2007-08-19 06:09:00
It was my first visit to the doctor's office (for myself) in several years. I never did see the doctor, but I got all the neccessary tests, scheduled a mammogram, and picked up the prescription I wanted with no trouble. Well, I did have to listen to a lecture about waiting so long to get a checkup. After you burn off your sick days, personal days, and vacation days in order to take your spouse and your kids to the doctor, the dentist, the optometrist, the orthodontist, the cardiologist, the pediatrician, and the allergist... it really isn't easy to squeeze in a non-emergency checkup for yourself. So I needed to get all the good out of this last visit as possible. And I forgot to ask for Retin-A. Figures. But I was inspired to construct a post about doctors and medical stuff. Hope you enjoy it! Medical students have opportunities for pranks far beyond what other people could pull off. What do people die of? The answers are in the Death Counter. ...
Doctor