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Why Did The Blogger Cross The Road?
2008-03-21 02:02:54
Class, I know you don't give a rat's a$$ that I've been m.i.a., but I'm back once more to let you know I'll be on Spring Break for the next month or two or...Since I assume most of my students are doing the same--acting trampy and going berserk on Spring Break--and with the weird world being what it is, who knows if our paths will cross in the Quasi-Surreal World which is quaintly titled Reality?!Should you recognize someone that looks like me, pretend you don't know me because your Blondalicious and Ever-So-Quirky teacher prefers to remain anonymous, ok??? I want to completely forget about blogging for a long while. You could argue that's exactly what I've been doing as I haven't posted here regularly for some time, but that's beside the point.In the meantime, I may log on somewhere in Florida or the Caribbean to see what my naughty students are up to and how much more cringe-worthy you're behaving than me. So post all your scandalous, retarded, disgusting photos!The answer to the rid ...

Three Lessons I've Learned About Blogging While Recuperating
2008-03-03 19:59:30
Class: I've heard the rumors I was abducted, but alas, they aren't true! I've simply been taking a restful holiday from educating my naughty students and replenishing myself for another go of posting. One of the many joys of blogging for me is the freedom: you can stop when you want to and begin when you want. How many other areas of your life can you say this about?!If you're zero concerned about advertising revenue, fame, popularity, net statistics, or keeping an audience, then you're in the FREE-ZONE!And that's where your Blondalicious Teacher is in--the Free-Zone! It's sweet, let me tell ya!Certainly I've been checking-in and checking-up on the Blogosphere and observing much folly and work for what??? Dropping Entrecards? Comments? Audience-Smaudience! I've got a LIFE which I'm very happy to have, and I'm germinating all kinds of ideas and creativity within this life. One of these days I will get out there and crack the whip again.Now that I've got this 'splanation off my extra lar ...

Blog-Blond Shares Valentine Love
2008-02-15 03:31:19
Class: I've been a derelict teacher and m.i.a. Tis true! I've been dealing with Health Stuff and Spring Fever and Too Much of Everything and Blogging Boredom and Miracle Making and Blog Conspiraries and Britney Counseling. Whew! Bizzzy daze!Once I get my s*** together again, I plan to rock on with this blog and give you MORE great blog tips & sassy, sexy humor!Today I'm thinking of all you A+ students/bloggers/colleagues who have checked-in to see how their favorite teacher is faring--and I'm posting this YouTube link for all of ya!Turn up the volume and KNOW your Blondalicious Teacher Will Return.Take that to the bank, Mr. "Humor-Blogs.com".Click here for the link. ...
Blog  Blond  Love 

Mentor Me With Care
2008-01-29 23:04:52
Class: I've received this beautiful BLOGGING MENTOR award from Sue of Blogging Sueblimely who created it with the idea of honoring our blogging mentors. Since I feel so strongly about this subject, I have to pull myself out of hiding/partying/goofing-off/healing (take your pick!) and pass this beautiful, snazzy award onto others who've mentored me.I'm going to include those that have pestered me to get back into the blog game, those that have inspired me, and those that are such characters that I've got zero clue as to what drives them. They're forces of nature on the blogosphere.A note before I get started listing these bloggers is: beginning on January 30th, there will be a HUGE blog dinner party carnival all over the blogosphere, and were it not for Kilroy, I probably would have been a slacker and not contributed. But he's such a sweet pest, I couldn't resist, and so some of my blog posts are included in this upcoming carnival.This Carnival will be an on-going event, and so if you'd ...
Mentor 

Memed Again!
2008-01-22 21:20:04
Class: I confess I've become a slacker teacher. I just can't seem to find my old edge and desire to teach and boss you around like I once did. Were it not for blog buddies, I might disappear into the anti-blogosphere (or maybe a parallel blogosphere). However, there is always at least one of you that always pulls me back to post again.This time it's Mimi from Mimi Writes who tagged me for the Love-Hate Meme. And since she's the Blog Queen, I must obey! I can play submissive every now and then...1. I LOVE TO EAT: Eggs Benedict for breakfast. 2. I HATE TO EAT: smiling cupcakes!3. I LOVE TO GO: to the horse races. And place a bet or two. OR THREE!4. I HATE TO GO: hang out with the polar bears. There's not enough ice left for all of us, plus it's way too cold for my hot blood. Brrr!5. I LOVE IT WHEN: I'm invited to a forest, faery dance on the Full Moon. The faeries really know how to party!6. I HATE IT WHEN: I'm not smelling roses. I love the fragrance from REAL roses, not hot-house roses ...

The Band Meme Plays On
2008-01-16 02:42:07
Class: I've always liked people that are OUT THERE-- ya know those who are unusual, a tad eccentric, artistic, courageous and creative.And Olga The Traveling Bra is definitely OUT THERE in a BIG way if ya know what I mean.So since she tagged me for this band meme, I gotta play along...because it's THE Famous Olga, the traveling bra and the ONLY traveling bra I know.I'm copying the way this meme works from her page...hope she doesn't mind. Naw, since SHE designed the album cover for me, I'm sure she won't mind! But I'll put it in quotes--just in case!"Here's the deal: The Band MemeYou are about to have your own band and create it's album cover!Follow these directions to the letter. It's fun and requires no thought at all. Go to......1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:RandomThe first article title on the page is the name of your band.2. http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album. 3. http://www.flickr.com/explore/int ...

Where Does Your Blog Go When You Die?
2008-01-14 23:20:40
Class: I'm still in the world of the living!Never fear. I'll always come back here. I like to crack the whip too much...trust me!As a matter of fact, every day since December 28, 2007, I remind myself: "I must return to my class!", and then other things require my attention, and before you know it, I've once again successfully procrastinated posting. I drink yet another glass of Cristal and promptly repress my guilt.The amount of repressed guilt over my posting procrastination has grown and grown. Even when I receive so many prestigious blog awards (which I usually toss into the Blog Blond Media Center after profusely thanking whomever for giving me the award), I keep myself busy doing a gadzillion other FUN things. Until today.And here's why:I received yet another FAB blog award (Part Deux) from the Dirty Bitch Society, and all of a sudden, it struck me that your very own blondalicious teacher's blog, Blog-Blond, has been perceived and/or categorized as...ahem, a SEX blog! Shocker!I n ...
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My 2007 Hits--a Favorite Five Meme
2007-12-28 21:24:33
Class, it's that time of year to look back and review what we did right and what we did wrong! I was finished with this yearly folly after writing yesterday's post were it not for my Australian buddy Sueblimely of the blog Blogging Sublimely who tagged me for a meme!This Favorite Five Meme asked me to:1. Post 5 links to 5 of your previously written posts. The posts have to relate to the 5 key words : family, friend, yourself, your love, anything you like.2. Tag 5 other friends to do this meme. Try to tag at least 2 new acquaintances so that you get to know them each a little bit better.Thus, I was FORCED by FRIENDSHIP to review the Blog-Blond posts once again!What is it about reading your old posts that makes one want to gag? Or is that gagging thing 'just me'?But I played-along, and here are my results:1. First, the post which references family. Of course, I had to choose a post which references our galactic family. You know me. I'm weird. This post is titled Galactic Blogger Origins ...
Hits 

The Evolution of Blog-Blond
2007-12-27 21:59:53
Class, after I finished reading the masterful post by Brian Clark of Copyblogger with the summation of his blog over the past year titled "The Best of Copyblogger in 2007", I asked myself some HARD questions.What has Blog-Blond blog achieved? How has Blog-Blond evolved? Am I becoming a better blogger or just a kinkier, lazier one? Where have I been with my blog, and more importantly--where am I going?I decided to whittle down the results in a series of pictures for the Main Stages of Blog-Blond. You will easily see how Blog-Blond has evolved-- since pictures speak louder than words.The first picture is a drawing by your very own blondalicious teacher as she was learning the art of blogging. She was obsessed, consumed, and more than a little bit crazy as her pea brain was challenged by all the new blog lingo and technology. The blogosphere was daunting to your teacher in the First Stage!The second photo depicts the stage of Blog-Blond's evolvement when she became the tough-as-nails task ...
Blog  Blond  Evolution 

Blog-Blond Comes A-Calling On Christmas
2007-12-25 02:57:55
Class: I've been zooming around like Santa Claus today leaving comments on blogs, both the naughty 'n nice blogs as I believe in equality. Since I don't quite have the Claus Knack of showing up everywhere, this matter of leaving comments on blogs has been time-consuming....and I'm not even close to being finished! Whew! I know I'm a hardcore blogger, but seriously, this comment work is going to require more Cristal and Red Bull to make it through this long Christmas Eve night!There's so many weird stories I read today like this one: The NCAA has set a limit on how often bloggers can update their blogs while attending championship college events. Say what?!Or this story: "Googling For your Grade" taught by teacher James Wilkinson. His students compete to see who can become more famous by blogging and social networking. Click here for a link to the blog.And is it really true? Did Digg die? Or did it get sold into white slavery? My my! The blogosphere never ceases to amaze your blondali ...
Blog  Blond  Christmas 

The Three Biggest Blog Lessons I Learned In 2007
2007-12-18 22:20:04
My dearest (remaining) class members, I have three valuable insights to impart to you in these remaining days of 2007, and I'm titling this post: The Three Biggest Blog Lessons I Learned In 2007. Listen UP!1. The Only Sure Thing Is ChangeBlogs come and go. Some of my favorite bloggers moved on this year to paying gigs. This made me a trifle sad because I really enjoyed their blogs, and yet I've learned there is a time for blogging, and a time for earning!Page Ranks come and go. Readership comes and goes. Popularity comes and goes. You can bet your sweet a$$ that at some point you too will COME and go! C'est la vie! So my hard-earned lesson which I learned when pneumonia sidelined me this year and my Alexa ranking went down, down, down, and my readership dropped, and comments became few and far between is this: don't get too hung-up on your blogs. After all, they are merely BLOGS! Of much more importance is your health, your relationships, and your peace of mind. 2. Blog Buddies Are Pr ...
Blog  Lessons 

Heard It Through The Blogvine--Is Big Brother OnThe Move?
2007-12-13 19:04:09
Class, as you WELL know your blondalicious teacher is all over the blogosphere. Sometimes I leave comments....sometimes I don't. Sometimes I read on my RSS reader...sometimes I read your posts I've favorited on Technorati. Sometimes I just surf around letting my blog nose lead me to juicy stuff. You never know where I'll show up!And it's this way that I sniff out the blogsosphere Zeitgeist. Since some of my new students might fathom I'm unaware as judged by a recent bizarre comment left for me and to which I responded with another comment (while I kicked this idiotic commenter's astral a$$ all the way beyond Pluto!), I may play stupid like Pamela Anderson or other famous blonde's (and yes, I KNOW the word 'blond' is sometimes spelled 'blonde' and who really gives a shit?!), but you know how much I love to tease and play!!! And if you were able to read that sentence and grok what I meant, come play with me! Let's trade linkz!This is why I read many, many blogs....everything from the bi ...
Brother 

Dear Santa--Here's My List!
2007-12-13 19:02:00
Dear Santa,You remember last year when we cuddled up in bed on this blog, and I shared some of your gnarliest secrets with my readers and we had a jolly good laugh? And you told me at that time that I could have ANYTHING I wanted...remember? Well, here is my Christmas wish list, and I expect you to deliver on time.Since the story goes that you see everything and know everything, I guess you already know that I've been BOTH naughty 'n nice. But here's the way I look at it: this concept of n & n is a relative one. Sometimes being naughty is REALLY nice if you know what I mean jellybean. Blog-Blond's Christmas Wish List:1. A Facebook Rule BookFor example, if someone pokes me, am I expected to Super Poke them back? Or am I merely supposed to be a tease and throw some weird thing at them? A rule book would be so helpful.While you're at it, would you have your elves clean up my Facebook and make all those annoying invitations and people I don't even know who want to be my friend disappea ...

The Blond Lives To Tell The Tale!
2007-11-13 02:53:25
Students--many of you have wondered about your absentee teacher. Had she abandoned you? Your emails and pleas for blog help have not gone unnoticed by me, but truth be told, your sassy, blondalicious teacher has been dealing with a major health crisis!And during this crisis, my funny bone was broken. I couldn't even find it it was so broken. However, I know I'm on my way back from pushing up daisies because I've discovered my funny bone/muse again tucked away in the strangest place (but that's another long story), and friends and family have me laughing once again. This is a good sign.My lifestyle has changed. Instead of drinking Cristal, I'm drinking pomegranate kefir. No more late nights either. Petting my cat is my main form of exercise. Sometimes I add up all the monies spent on doctor's bills, meds, and other healing aids for kicks.The primary reason I'm posting is to let all of you, my adorable students, know that soon I'll be back in my thigh-high black silk boots to kick some b ...
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My Meeting With St. Paul
2007-10-24 22:43:43
Class, as some of you know, I've not been playing hooky and having fun, fun, fun! Oh no, I've been battling a vicious virus. Yesterday was the first day I've been somewhat lucid. The rest of the time has been spent in blog bardo where candidates for crossing-over hang-out....not a great place, I assure you. But an educational place nonetheless.So since I'm the sassy, impatient type--the blondalicious teacher you've grown to love--I decided to knock on Heaven's Gate and call-out St. Peter to see whassup. Was this my time to go to Heaven? I wanted answers.Here's some of our conversation:Blog-Blond: Hey, I've been an industrious, diligent blogger and have been quite addicted to the sport of it. Is there any way I can blog in Heaven should I feel the urge? Are there Heavenly Bloggers?St. Peter: I'm quite sorry to inform you we're not set up for bloggers. See that pile of rubble over there? {He pointed to a large junk pile} In that pile, you'll discover many shiny Google Vanity rings, Page ...

That's How I Roll
2007-10-09 00:54:12
Class, your once-very-sick teacher is now back in the classroom and cracking the whip! And guess what? I don't even need a doctor's report because I'm the teacher! And teachers can get by with all sort of s***. In this case, my down-time is all true, and I've really, really not been out clubbing and carousing!With even more time away from you-- my beloved students--I've accumulated a back-log of homework for you...should you be diligent and industrious! Did I hear a groan? Good, that's what I want to hear because when I considered your homework assignment, I groaned and thought:Who has time for ALL this?Whom can I hire for a BLOG-JOB?Why bother?What's it worth to me?When will I do this...when the proverbial hell freezes over?Answer: Most Likely!Will my naughty students do their homework?Answer: Not likely!What were these people thinking who compiled these lists?Who are these people who compiled these lists--some new species of nerd/geek borgs?Who gives the best blog-jobs?Why is bloggin ...

Blog World Expo Contest
2007-10-01 22:45:26
Class, your teacher is a bit under the weather, so I'm gonna make this post a brief one. I'm entering this silly contest just because my favorite blog curmudgeon/blogger Blog Bloke shared with me that he might be speaking at the upcoming Blog World Event in Las Vegas, and I wanna meet him in the flesh.Even though I just recently returned from Las Vegas, there are many other bloggers I'd like to check-out as well at this November event, so your blondalicious teacher is going for it! Perhaps you might like to enter as well? First, you need to have at least one of your blogs accepted at Fuel My Blog. That's step one.Next, you have to post this:"To enter you need to the following simple steps:- 1. Create a post on your blog by copying/pasting the following text "If I win fuelmyblog's prize and win the ticket to go to BlogWorld Expo, I would like to be introduced to Mike Arrington" 2. Replace the XXXX's with one of the following names (have linked their blogs if you don't recognise their n ...
Blog  Contest 

Even MORE Ways To Make Fellow Bloggers Hate You
2007-09-29 22:00:54
Class, I've been tagged by illustrious blogger, Sueblimely of Discovering Blogging, with the theme started by Mihaela Lica of the Dog Yard titled, "10 Ways to Make Your Fellow Bloggers Hate You."Of course, these two bloggers have already scored the major hate-inducing habits of bad bloggers, so I'm left with crumbs. But being the Good (Blondalicious) Sport which I am and owing Sue many, many favors, I'll do my best to carry on with this theme.However, I suggest you read their lists after you've read mine, and should you be misbehaving and using any of these techniques/habits/tricks, you might want to re-consider. I'm not saying my Uncle Vinnie's gonna come knocking on your door because he only does that for major crimes, but if you want to be more accepted, popular, and less-hated, these lists are major clues! Google Surveillance is strong these days, and trust me, you don't wanna get on Google's Bad Side. Capisce?Carrying on with this important theme:21. Posting videos of yourself all ...
Bloggers 

Blog Against Abuse Day--Humor Bloggers
2007-09-27 21:15:13
Class, if you're staying current with the Blogosphere, you know that today is Blog Against Abuse Day, and bloggers are posting about their specific abuse topics. I don't wish to miss out on this opportunity to bitch about the abuse of Humor Bloggers. Why aren't we taken seriously? Why aren't we given more respect?We probably lower your blood pressure WAY more than the bloggers who post about "how to make money blogging" and "hot blogging tips" (which usually aren't so blazing hot once you've put them into action and seen the results!).We don't put you to sleep and bore you to tears like business bloggers.We ignite your juices, exercise your smile muscles, and we work out your abs because you're laughing so hard.Therefore, I propose that Humor Bloggers should be The Way To Start Your Day! Read one of your favorite humor blogs (or more), and begin your day in a healthier fashion. Leave the doom- and- gloom blogs, the business blogs, and the hot- blogging- tips blogs to right before bedti ...
Abuse  Blog  Bloggers  Humor 

Back From Rehab and Checking Back Into The Blogosphere
2007-09-27 05:04:52
Class, I've been back from rehab for FIVE days now, and every time I think about posting here, I find something else to do like trying to see if I can swallow a whole donut or something else equally retarded! Ya see, blog rehab changed me! I no longer have the compulsion to blog about blogging and be THE most blondalicious whip-cracking teacher of all time! This doesn't mean I plan to quit blogging. Oh no! Too many of you naughty students emailed me and begged me to return. And so here I am in full black leather regalia with Jimmy Choo stilettos ready to crack that whip and kick ass again! You can kiss my Choos if you wish....but only the heel. And no slobbering!So many things happened while I was gone. I missed out on Blog Rush which came and went as fast as OJ Simpson left Las Vegas....or so I read here and on other blogs. I wouldn't know as I was kept away from all things 'blog'. Tis true! Except for one time when I sneaked out to a computer, I was forced to shun all computers and e ...
Blogosphere  Rehab 

The Blog Rehab Bust-Out Post
2007-09-11 05:29:13
Class, as you (probably) know they let Lindsay Lohan out of Rehab to shop, get a spray tan, manicure, etc., and I too have briefly left Blog Rehab to post because I was tagged ONCE AGAIN for that nefarious meme "8 Things About Me" by the bodacious Olga The Traveling Bra --who last I heard had been kidnapped from the Apache Arizona Post office unclaimed package bin. So blame that d**** outrageous bra for my breakdown, ok?Are you shocked and/or titillated that your very own Blondalicious Teacher was in a self-imposed Blog Rehab? Well, you shouldn't be! After all, in JUST one year, I have over-blogged, and I simply had to check myself into rehab and not go near a computer. Most of my darling students don't even know the half of my serious blog addiction, and that's just as well.However, I must confess I've been sneaking and reading emails. And then when I catch myself at this old habit, I freak out because I know I've fallen off the blog-wagon once again! Yeesh! It's become painfully obv ...
Blog  Rehab 

Blog Day Blogging
2007-08-31 23:30:14
Class, as my most brilliant students know, today is Blog Day! And since your blondalicious teacher lives all the way in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and since she's a late riser, my day is just beginning...while for many of you, Blog Day has already come and gone. Nevertheless, I'm participating by celebrating this day even if I'm late to arrive at the party---all the better for dramatic entrances, especially if you were to see me wearing my black silk teddy, eh?Here's the instructions for Blog Day copied from their website:"BlogDay posting instructions:1. Find 5 new Blogs that you find interesting2. Notify the 5 bloggers that you are recommending them as part of BlogDay 20073. Write a short description of the Blogs and place a link to the recommended Blogs4. Post the BlogDay Post (on August 31st) and5. Add the BlogDay tag using this link: http://technorati.com/tag/BlogDay2007 and a link to the BlogDay web site at http://www.blogday.orgCelebrate!"*********So since your Blondalicio ...
Blog  Blogging 

Three Things You Can Learn From Puppies
2007-08-30 01:05:51
Class, I'm going to ask you to go back in time with me to your childhood. Did any of you ever accompany your parents to pick out a puppy from a litter of puppies? If you missed this opportunity to pick YOUR puppy from a litter, then use your imagination and follow along because there's some valuable BLOGGING insights I wish to share with you.The First Thing You Can Learn From Puppies:Two Puppies Are Easier Than One Because They Keep Each Other CompanyAs you're introduced to the puppies and you're sitting on the floor playing with them trying to decide which one you like the best, at first you think they all look alike, right? But after playing with them awhile, you begin to notice each one has different markings and personalities.Such differences is the case with the TWO new pixel contests initiated by bloggers Bryan Clark and Ryan Shamus.Both contests appealed to me. The price tag is small. The pixel page looks almost identical except that Ryan's pixels are bigger and he offers a $5 ...
Puppies 

How To Get Famous or Rich Through Blog Homework
2007-08-25 00:53:29
Yoohooo Class, it's me your Blondalicious Teacher showing up on a Friday with your homework assignment for the weekend. I like doing this, ya know...there's a bit of perversity in me. No, I didn't say perverted. Perversity and perverted are two very different words. Perversity means "deliberate and stubborn unruliness and resistance to guidance or discipline." That's why I'm the teacher who shows up on Friday with a homework assignment! Got it!Ok, down to business. Listen Up! The first link has 100+ Sites where you can promote yourself. I get tired just looking at this long list, so I'll let you look at it. I think that's fair. After all, I'm the teacher, and you're the students, right? Oh, how I wish I could find the right person to do all of this promoting for me. My life would be so much easier! Alas, I've not found the perfect love slave for this position yet. If you think you've got what it takes, you can leave your credentials in the comment box.Your Homework Assignment Should Y ...
Blog  Famous  Homework 

Blog News That Makes Me Go Whooooaaaa!
2007-08-20 22:26:56
Class, I see a little scheduled outage sign posted by Blogger for 4 PM PDT, so I'm going to make this post another quickie, but you like my quickies, right? Before I begin, I never got around to mahalo'ing Tom for this Schmooze Award, and it's high time! So MEGA MAHALO TOM!This post will be all about links to posts I find fascinating. Remember my LAST post on Google? I'm shocked to read what these two bloggers experienced with Google!SEO BookMaster News MediaWhoops! Apparently Google is ALL THAT! Or not, depending upon how you look at it. I'm glad I'm not depending upon advertising revenue is all I can say. Of course, my country funds me for blogging. I think America should do the same.What do you say to the idea that any qualified blogger receive renumeration JUST for their hard work from the American government? Fund bloggers, alright already! Watch the bloggers move mountains...and in that vein, read this link:Another: "Blogger proves Nasa wrong on climate change." I love bloggers, ...
Blog  News 

Is Google All That? It Seems So!
2007-08-18 03:39:41
Class, I've been cogitating about the immensity of Google lately. And when I chanced upon the Mashable blog with with a 60+ giganticarama Google toolbox, I began wondering what Google is NOT doing or going to do or going to offer us.Heck, if we wait around long enough, maybe Google will make blogging a lot easier than it is...at least for me. You see...when it comes to tech stuff, your blondalicious teacher really has to stretch her brain....like....a LOT! I still don't know for sure how to unzip files. Or maybe the one I was trying to unzip today was merely corrupted. I'd much prefer Google to do file unzipping for me so I can unzip real zippers. I want Google to prepare my succulent blogs ready to be served and eaten with zest. I want Google to take away all the boring tech stuff and let me just have fun being sassy and deviant. Gimme gimme more ease...please!And that's my Friday Google Rant! Have a fun weekend!Mr. "Humor-Blogs.com", if you're going to be naughty, try to hide it fr ...
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Just A Quickie Today
2007-08-17 02:16:04
Class, as I'm speeding through the classroom returning your homework papers, I wanted to inform you of a new wiki I began today on Zimbio. I already have a Squidoo lens called Funny Blogs, but you know how your ravenous blondalicious teacher is--she just can't seem to stop creating something new every day!So if you'd like to add your humor content to this new wiki, I'm issuing you the invitation today. Click here and add away.Mr. "Humor-Blogs.com", I've added YOU to my Squidoo lens, how could I not?! Zimbio is a different animal, however, and it's managed in it's own way. ...
Quickie 

Filtering Out The Freaks-Hot Blogging Tip Of The Day
2007-08-14 21:51:44
Class, whaddya know? Your teacher is high on life this week, and I'm back with another post with hot blogging tips, so Listen Up! My inspiration angels knocked me on the head as I read my morning email in my BLACK SILK TEDDY. The email came from an established blogger Andy Wibbels to whom I subscribe. Maybe some of you've heard of him? The title of the email read, "Virgin Territory", and since I'd just posted about loosing my blog contest virginity yesterday, I thought what an amazing coinky-dink-- maybe I need to read this post.After sipping more of my latte, I clicked on the invitation and link to Andy's first podcast after reading his enticing introduction: "You know I'm a bit nuts. And I have been blessed the past several years to find other folks just as nutty as I am. One of these prime nutter-butters is my good chum audio marketing djinn Rob Schultz."Since you KNOW all too well that your blondalicious teacher loves nutter-butter types, how could I resist? I wanted to see some nu ...
Blogging  Filtering 

Blog Virginity and Other True Life Tales of Blog Horror
2007-08-13 22:52:18
Class, I'm absolutely horrified! And I'm asking you to help your blondalicious teacher out here! Console me and answer my poll below! Or enter my contest!You see, I've gone and done it! Confession: I am no longer a Blog Contest Virgin! I know....I know what you're thinking! Your OWN sassy teacher. She of the black silk teddy, naughty lingerie, and feisty words actually started a blog contest of her own? Yes, tis true!I wanted to experience how it felt, plus I wanted to see if offering a $50 Gift Certificate would make me excited, generous, loved, and happy! And it did. It did.... for a while.Thus, on my Who's Yo Mama? blog, I've posted my first contest. I'm no longer a virgin. Late last night while the meteors were whizzing by and I was sooo excited watching them streak through the dark night sky, I recruited Elvis Presley from the grave to sing for my readers in a YouTube video on my blog contest. The contest rules are to subscribe to my blog and express feelings/thoughts/memories abo ...
Blog  Horror  Life 

How To Get Six-Pack Blog Abs
2007-08-08 05:22:41
Class, I've been busy researching the best blogging work-out tips for you, and I'm back today with the TWO best techniques to rip your blog and to achieve those six-pack blog abs. Your six-pack abs will be irresistible to other bloggers, so Listen Up!My instruction won't include techniques to link-bait, game the system, manipulate or con your blog into the best shape it's ever been in or even attract a gadzillion Digg readers through trickery. No, my six-pack blog system takes dedication, will power, patience, and time, but if you follow my system, your blog ab's will be rock-hard baby!First Hot Tip For Building Your Blog Abs: Other blog teachers may teach you that cardio is the way to go--spitting out those blog posts day after day and never letting-up until you're out of breath and inspiration. Not me!It's important to use variable blogging insteady of steady state cardio. What is variable blogging you ask? It's simply blogging whenever you have something you really want to post.For ...
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