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Sky Keep You
This blog is dedicated to all the bastards, noobs, morons, degenerate shit heads who think they are above the sky and Sky Down No Enemy, let lim peh tell you it's time for the Sky to Keep You
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2008, The Year of Sex Scandal?!
2008-02-12 08:12:00
We have Chua Soi Lek, we have Edison Chen, Bobo, Gillian Cheung, and lim peh heard from reliable sources that even Maggie Q also got photo release on net!!So lim peh browse thru laptop to make sure that lim peh laptop is clean before any maintenance. Surprisinlgy lim peh found out that there are some photos that can make lim peh as fehmous as those mentioned above, instead of letting lowyat technician to spread it in lowyatnet, better lim peh do it yourself here!!!Message from Kira:These photos are not photoshopped nor found in handphone, and they are extremely explicit and puke on your own risk.4 years ago, they met in golf course.It was old picture, budden see how happy they are, more pahwerful than oral!Who's one longer?! My one longest!!!!!!! Possible actor/actress involved in this scandal (Cast by Order):DaleKennyLim Peh ...
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Lim Peh dun have naked photo of Ah Gill!! Dun ask!
2008-02-10 15:55:00
First Disclaimer: Rumours about lim peh kena tangkap for having naked photo of Ah Gill Bobo or Edison Chen are not real, coz lim peh is a good citizen and usually those photo lim peh wont store in laptop wan!!!Ok para para fans kalian...lim peh thousand apologize for MIA so long..Actually lim peh is away from broggin for good..coz in soon time...you will hear from lim peh on the most exciting event that will ever happen in blogsphere for year 2008!!!No sinkalan wan!!! Lim peh just cum bek from CEO meeting with our Tan Sri Wingz and Puan Sri Dale and Datin Seri Kenny , there will be a 2nd Malaysia most pahwerful blogsphere gathering....this time maybe we will inbite singer like Michael Jackson!!!~Stay tuned...*Together-Gather 2007 Picture courtesy from lou poh*Lim peh know someone who got naked photo of Ah Gill. ...
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Lim peh's 2008 wishlist
2008-01-06 16:55:00
Editor foreword: First of all lim peh will like to apologize to all the buddies, fans, enemies and si lais for not entertaining you all for such a long period, you see, nowadays lim peh is very very very busy at work...And if you can notice nowadays the weather everyday rain mia....u know how busy lim peh is(remember lim peh is the master of the sky)Ok!!Now go back to lim peh's 2008 wishlist:1) To work hard and earn more marney to buy the super big bangalow!!2) To be a good boy and stay home every weekend3) Dun play fireworks during Chinese New Year4) Longer than his one5) Earn more money so that can host open house party during Chinese New Year6) If open house not enough food can get free satay from lim peh mia satay shop which's founded coz lim peh work very very hard to earn money for it also!7) Dun go to hotel with hidden camera!!!8) No toll and petrol rise please, and hopefully my house ceiling water proofing is good enough so that even lim peh throw 20 cows up there also it wont ...
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Despo for Petrol?!
2007-09-07 11:51:00
This is why Malaysia Boleh!!!The best name for Petrol Station Lim Peh ever encountered in the middle of no where in the north Malaysia trunk road.More and more interesting pictures to come!!! Lim peh wanna say thousand apology coz lim peh so not free to update brog coz for the past week lim peh was in road trip to Kelantan!!!Patience you shall see the sky!! ...
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I am as strong as pump bomba!!!
2007-08-16 16:07:00
Lim peh got one India fren ...budden dun disclose his name here la no good....so we call this fren orang minyak...one day arr....orang minyak msn lim peh and tok kok with lim peh.Orang Minyak: oi lim peh!!! you know whatLim Peh: what?Orang Minyak: Today I found one very good medicine....very powderful wan...can make ur kkc powderful than pump bomba!!!Lim Peh: Sure onot...must be some of your cheap no guarantee olin produkOrang Minyak: Sure la!!! This one even more powderful than linpeh's olin!!! Dern belif ar?! Got proof wan!!!Lim Peh: What proof ?? show la !! You've received an attachment photo from Orang MinyakSky Keep You la Orang Minyak!!! ...
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Notice the difference?!
2007-08-14 19:19:00
In a quiet lil place called Genting Klang, a quiet little mamak called Steven Corner4 months agoNowNow you know the power of sky keep you?! You can refer to this post. ...
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My Feeling For Today
2007-08-13 18:26:00
So when I'm lying in my bedThoughts running through my headAnd I feel that love is deadI'm loving angels insteadChorus:And through it all she offers me protectionA lot of love and affectionWhether I'm right or wrongAnd down the waterfallWherever it may take meI know that life won't break meWhen I come to call she won't forsake meI'm loving angels insteadSky Keep Lim Peh for Today =)For more information, please dial 1800-33-skykeepyoula ...
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About 3 aunty and 6 grandmother
2007-08-11 07:35:00
Fellow Malaysia citizen,Please witness the rise of the most 38 pair of women in the history of blogsphere, the emergence of 3aunty and 6grandmother!!!Wanna see how powderful they are, please visit http://3aunty6grandmother.blogspot.comJust to share with u ar.....with u oni ar....actually these 3 gu and 6 po are two piao mei (very beautiful piao mei!!) that lim peh hooked up in Starbucks few days ago....they gave lim peh an offer that lim peh couldnt refuse to advertise their brog for them....Wanna see how beautiful they are ar.....Check out one of their picture belowSky keep u la hahhahahah!!!! ...
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When you see this screenshot what do you think?
2007-08-06 15:16:00
Long long long time ago (5 minutes ago), lim peh got one pang yao came and told lim peh jia lat lo... and please view below for the conversation:eueu says:ooieueu says:dai loueueu says:i need help this time..eueu says:this time i diu jor私は空のマスターである says:what私は空のマスターである says:u kena AIDS areueu says:you go see my friendster....私は空のマスターである says:okeueu says:i just now click things click click...eueu says:try new things..eueu says:then my profile there.. you scroll down to the most bottom there..私は空のマスターである says:ok私は空のマスターである says:celebriti test areueu says:not celebriti test lei geh..私は空のマスターである says:theneueu says:just a website, where you upload a photo, then it will auto search celebriti look alike poictures for you..私は空のマスターである says:ya laeueu says:i wanna delete maheueu says:but can't..私は空のマスターである says:what's the ...
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Free Transformers Movie!!!!
2007-07-30 17:19:00
It's here, it's free!!! What you have wanted so much that you can dream of!! No need VCD, no need DVD, fastest online streaming at SkyKeepYou for your fav movie of the year!!! And the best thing is you dont see it part by part!! The clip below it's the whole farking movie!!!!!!After see tell me how's your feedback ar? Budden lim peh can say one thing is SKY KEEP YOU LA!! ...
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When I was a little boy in school
2007-07-25 14:03:00
Got this tag from Dale, if you guys got read his story about himself when he was in secondary skol, dern ever belif it!!!! He is not as guai as what he said coz sky know earth know lim peh know!!! Sky keep you wan ar!!Ok, and the rules of the tag:1. Write about one of your naughties moment in secondary school2. Story must not be shorter than 20000 words. Jk. Just dont make it too brief lah3. Tag bloggers who you think have really interesting stories to tell. Don’t go “ah i wont tag anyone” .When lim peh was back in secondary skol, lim peh since young aledi became the master of the sky, last time peeple call lim peh sky captain wan....coz lim peh was the leader in the operation of 'flying' (ponteng sekolah), and its up to you to belif, lim peh fly so many times not even one time gantoi by teacher, and only kena gantoi one time by one of the sorhai prefect coz he also flying at the same time!!!!!As for other things that lim peh did in skol, lim peh dun wanna waste your brain juice ...
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Is Lim Peh Harry Potter?
2007-07-23 05:57:00
You will have to try this test, to see which house you will be choose to if you can enter Hogwart, sources from HueiWhich Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?Your in-depth results are:Gryffindor - 14Slytherin - 12Ravenclaw - 10Hufflepuff - 7 ...
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When Harry Grows Up
2007-07-09 11:54:00
It's all started hereLove is in the airYou cant stop it don't youGG Caught in Action!!!!It's not guy's fault after all...See it all on July 11th 2007 ...
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School Teacher is the best job in Malaysia!!!
2007-07-06 19:38:00
As Extracted from TheStar:A KISS, a fine or would you rather be tied up?Some 100 young children who attended a motivation camp were given these choices whenever they are penalised for making a mistake, China Press reported.An angry parent who e-mailed a complaint to the paper on Monday alleged that the Year Four and Year Five pupils were also ordered to call the instructors Prince Charming or Snow White. Calling them “teacher” would make the children liable to a fine of RM1. Throughout the four-day programme that started on June 25 at a primary school in Kuala Lumpur, some pupils paid out as much as RM10 in fines.Some schoolgirls who attended the camp were made to kiss the male instructors if they did not pay attention to the lessons.Some pupils were tied to their chair for not paying attention in class.The daily said the camp had 10 instructors, two of whom were from Singapore. The disgusted parent questioned whether the country’s laws and regulations allow such incidents to hap ...
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Mangrish is good
2007-06-29 06:03:00
Why use ploper engrish when peeple can undestand you better with this:Sky Keep You is ploud to plisent you: ...
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An Open Invitation to all Colour Wolves and Maa Lat Lou
2007-06-28 11:39:00
Dear Colour Wolves and Maa Lat Lou,Today is your lucky day!! Coz lim peh just got an inside news from Mummy from Deluxe Night Club that this Friday mia piao mei all got 85% discount for one night package!!Niama bluff you mia you realli belif ar...sky keep you la!!!!The truth:Lim peh got one piao mei fwen, who happens to be a blogger also, and she got a lil ambition which's to organize a blogger gathering...so lim peh also pull knife help her to advertise la....To those who wanna meet this sexy piao mei here...Please go to Friendster Cafe at Damansara Perdana on 8pm onwards 14th July 2007!!!For more information you can refer at here.Majulah Blog Untuk Negara Dan Diri Anda!!!From,Your piao mei supplier Lim Pehp/s: kenny i noe u wanna tackle kao her long time muahhahahhaha!!! ...
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This is for all your dota noobs....
2007-06-25 14:39:00
Picture speaks a thousand word....Featuring Hambao (The prolesss Female Player in Blueserver you ever seen!!!) and Pro-Corner!!!! ...
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Happy Fathers Day
2007-06-13 06:10:00
Luke: Wai Siu ar!!! (My hand!!!)Darth Vader: Luke, gua si lu lao peh. (Luke, I am your father)Luke: Boh Koneng!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Impossible!!!!!!!!!!!)Happy Fathers Day ...
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One Day in the News - For Malaysia Only
2007-06-06 09:42:00
For those who derno what's happening, please refer to lim peh mia sifu punya brog : lin peh on One Day in the NewsNow, after Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi Monday rapped some government employees for not being able to sing the "Cemerlang, Gemilang, Terbilang" national song.He's getting Married!!!YES!! BADAWI IS GETTING MARRIED !!! PWNZORRR!!!This News mia value is so lan big until lim peh have to push lim peh mia piao mei post into next post!!!Dern belif lim peh?! You can go MalaysiaKini or TheStarMalaysia Boleh!!!!! ...
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2007-06-04 13:59:00
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Gaoment must sue google for this!!!
2007-05-30 12:07:00
For all my hardcore fans, if you notice lim peh mia brog today you will see this ad from google adsense.They called us Malaysian losers!!! and the most important part is, I dun understand why they didn label the same thing for Sinkaporean as well coz Sinkaporean are well known for their public kiasu syndrome.Well, for those of you, who got adsense in ur blog or website, and most importantly if you cant make a single penny outta it....you have a very good reason to fark adsense aledi!!!Sky Keep You la GOOGLE!! ...
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Visit Malaysia Year 2007 - Special Signboard
2007-05-28 10:27:00
For those tourist who are kambing to Malaysia for Visit Malaysia 2007, please take note that we Malaysia peeple are still very civilized and educated and the following words that you might find in certain signboards will mean no harm to you, your gf, your marder, or even your whole family!!If you are traveling and carrying your laptop along with you, it's advisable that you carry it really along with you all the time!! Bahasa Melayu is the National Language of Malaysia and for laptop, we called it RIBA.Budden hor if you happen to be visiting Low Yat Plaza which's the heaven of cheap IT stuff and you wanna buy cheap laptop please tell the salesperson you are looking for laptop in inggerish!! (We Malaysia peeple 90% get used to this word laptop and lim peh until today only know the existence of RIBA!!)If you eat too much Sambal or ABC and you are having toothache, please dun feel ashame to visit this dentist should you know the meaning of "Mahai" > (source: Urban Dictionary ->mother's cu ...
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Pirates of the Kaliban Premiere!!!!
2007-05-25 10:47:00
Yesterday lim peh went for the first ever movie premiere in lim peh mia life time and summore it's free...thanks to Nuffnang for the free tickets and Exabytes for the keras like batu sweet like jambu mia popcorn and Pepsi/Coke Cham with alot of sky juice.Alot peeple share about their exciting experience in this like they are the fans of this trilogy for 30 years and some of them talked about how socially satisfied when they get to see, feel, smell, look, kiss or even ONS with fehmous blogger....Overall the movie is nice, worth to watch if you still get to recall the story of first and 2nd episode, especially on the who want to kill who who want to murder who who loves who who pretend to loves who not part....And Lim peh quite happy to be able to meet some old friends, to meet some friends friends happen to be lim peh old friends, to meet some friends who aledi evolved to piao mei!!!Lim peh only have 2 comments for the entire outing,1) After 3 Hours of movie + 30++ minutes of advertisem ...
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My Kukujiao still very pwnzorr la!
2007-05-22 05:08:00
Tuesday morning is aledi a headache, and what happen if you open your mailbox and you see thisSome sorhai by the name of Batul Murell sent you a mail telling you how cheap is his viagra and etc stuffNiamafoolat ccb lim peh mia kkc still very strong la!!!Dun belif ar? Ask her!! ...
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A must learn video to catch a ghost
2007-05-14 11:39:00
Yes, it's Monday, you nid go skol, you nid to go work, be ready to get screw during Monday meeting.If you have any interest in moving forward to take up GhostBusting as your career...this video is a must see GhostBusting for Dummie!!! ...
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How do a mamak keep their customer happy?
2007-05-09 19:00:00
This post is sponsored by RESTORAN BAARIQ which's under my opis and as a frequent customer for them (pagi breakfast, lunch makan, noon time yum cha, night time dinner, mid night yum cha), the boss finally gave me this very simple yet warming welcome gift during my last visit.This to keep waterfish like lim peh get addicted to go there like drug addicT!!MALAYSIA BOLEH!! ...
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Lin Peh is Missing!!
2007-05-07 10:26:00
URGENTLin Peh has been missing for more than a week !He last updated his blog in late April and there was no news from him ever since. I was just called up by his piaomei asking about his whereabout. It seems that his mobile has been off and cannot be reached even by his regular piaomeis.Police report has been lodged and they are looking into it. Meantime, if you’ve seen anyone who looks like Lin Peh, especially if he seems lost or unstablethose please call me or leave a message here.Thank you.Seriously, as a tou dai of lin peh... I feel shameful when peeple ask me and I derno where is my sifu!!! I had been trying to look for him in all the gai dou and all the papaya farm from PJ to JB!!!UpdateI just spoke to Lin Peh’s piaomei 5 min ago. She said Lin Peh just called from JB and he is fine and will be back to KL soon.Apparently Lin Peh went fishing alone at Sungai Johor for the last few days. He wanted to catch shark, he said the best way to catch a shark is to hit the shark directl ...
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Why is the rum gone?
2007-05-03 11:51:00
Anyone of you piao mei wanna watch Pirates of the Carribean 3 for free? You will have the chance to watch it with all the fehmes blogger...TOGETHER!!! WHY?Coz our veli own homemade Blog Advertising Company Nuffnang, has booked an entire cinema hall at Cineleisure Damansara 9.30pm on the 24th of May 2007 for the opening night of Pirates of the Caribbean 3 and the best part is… they’re giving away 250 tickets to Nuffnangers FOR FREE!!!For more info you can click hereWhy is the Rum Gone?1) Merge together with the force, the rum has -YODA2) Rum, you are fired! - Donald Trump3) Rum is part of the rebel scum, he had met his destiny- Darth Vader4) Target terminated - Storm Tropper5) Tarak bayar tol tak boleh lepas - Sami Vellu6) We RK Curry House serve NO POK! NO RUM! - Mamak7) Smokey! - The Mask8) grrrrhhhh, grrrhhhhh , nghhh nghhh - Chewbacca9) Did I blow up something again?- John Tralvolta in Wild Hogs10) Encik Rum on leave/ada meeting/ada training/belum balik lagi hari ini- Typical Co ...
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Interesting things that you cannot find in KL!!!
2007-05-02 06:51:00
May is a veli good month for lim peh cuz got labour day, got wesak day, everiday also holiday, Malaysia memang boleh!!!Lim peh took this chance to go away freely from the steel jungle of KL, and after 8 hours of buttache sitting in fwen's car, lim peh reached Perlis!! A state which its state gaoment still haven has it own website yet therefore kenot hyperlink here!!!Stainless Steel forest to Rotten Steel forest!!The Northern Part of Malaysia is consist of these few major states which are Kedah, Perlis, Perak and Pulau Pinang!! Before lim peh reach Perlis actually lim peh made a detour to Penang to jiak peng(eat)!!! And then lim peh found out these interesting things in Penang which cannot be find in KL at all!!!As what lim peh said, becuz Perlis is too peaceful until its own state gaoment also dun have its website, you can make a conclusion that Perlis is a very sangkara place, and in sangkara place you can find alot of sangkara things that you cannot see in KL also!!Lim peh is buidli ...
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