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Blame It On The Voices
Blog about all kinds of things funny and not only. Mostly pictures, videos and jokes. Quite a ride. Prepare for addiction. Resistance is futile...
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Famous quotes about sex
2007-12-03 08:26:56
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” - Tom Clancy “You know “that look” women get when they want sex? Me neither.” - Steve Martin “Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” - Woody Allen “Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” - Rodney Dangerfield “There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.” - Lynn Lavner “Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.” - Matt Barry “Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.” - George Burns “Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.” - George Burns “Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.” - Sharon Ston ...
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Cat washing instructions
2007-11-29 07:41:55
Follow these Instructions in order. Eye protection and protective clothing recommended1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.via ...
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The Backwards Man
2007-11-28 15:39:13
Is this guy coming or going?"I'm the Backwards manThe backwards manI can walk backwards as fast as you canO, the backwards man the backwards man..."via ...
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Hello Kitty bicycle tire
2007-11-28 14:35:43
Why not buy these completely unpractical but in style tires? Only $19.99, right here.What else are they going to think of? One day, Hello Kitty is going to take over the world...via ...
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Turkish Rambo
2007-11-27 19:34:51
In 1986, Turkish cinema introduced to the world this Rambo rip off called Korkusuz.This is the final scene where Rambo kicks everyone's ass with a bazooka. You have to see it to believe it. This is beyond hilarious. I mean this guy makes Stallone look like a sissy.via ...
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