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Blame It On The Voices
Blog about all kinds of things funny and not only. Mostly pictures, videos and jokes. Quite a ride. Prepare for addiction. Resistance is futile...
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Tied down helicopter
2007-09-05 11:30:37
Rule no. 1 in flying a chopper: If chopper is tied down, don't take off.via ...
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Unicorn toy
2007-09-05 10:15:10
Stimulating your kid's imagination in so many waysvia ...
Toy
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Strong woman
2007-09-05 10:04:29
Picture taken in West Bank for Associated Press ...
Woman
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Dudeism
2007-09-05 09:23:23
What is Dudeism?While Dudeism in its official form has been organized as a religion only recently, it has existed down through the ages in one form or another. Probably the earliest form of Dudeism was the original form of Chinese Taoism, before it went all weird with magic tricks and body fluids. The originator of Taoism, Lao Tzu, basically said "smoke 'em if you got 'em" and "mellow out, man" although he said this in ancient Chinese so something may have been lost in the translation.Down through the ages, this "rebel shrug" has fortified many successful creeds - Buddhism, Christianity, Sufism, John Lennonism and Fo'-Shizzle-my-Nizzlism. The idea is this: Life is short and complicated and nobody knows what to do about it. So don't do anything about it. Just take it easy, man. Stop worrying so much whether you'll make it into the finals. Kick back with some friends and some oat soda and whether you roll strikes or gutters, do your best to be true to yourself and others - that is ...
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Breaking News: Something's definitely happening in Haiti
2007-08-18 17:57:43
The Onion's reporter Don Abrams reports Live from Haiti: a protest, election results, soccer victory, the election of a soccer player, out of control riot, celebration, coup, explosion, a picnic... or maybe something else is going on in Haiti's capital Port-au-Prince.via ...
Breaking News
News
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Rejected titles for the miovie Brokeback Mountain
2007-08-18 17:14:26
Here are some titles for Brokeback Mountain that didn't make it:Baloney PonyBareback MountingBone-NanzaButch Assidy And The Bundance KidCowboys The Good, The Bad, And The Fabulous Silver-Rod-OwwwDoc's Holiday With Billy The KidDon't Mess With Tex' AssHome On The RangerJeremiah's JohnsonLittle Bathhouse On The PrairieLonesome DougMccabe And Mr. MillerOklahomoOn How The West Was HungPaint Your FagPrances With WolvesQuickly Down UnderRodeo TubesteakRooster CockburnThe Hoarse SoldiersThe Legend Of The Long RangerThe Magnificent Seven InchesThe Man Who Shot All Over Liberty ValanceThe Pleasure Of The Sierra, PadreThe Wild BrunchVery Raw Hidevia ...
Mountain
Titles
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Politics explained with cows
2007-08-17 07:55:53
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots y ...
Politics
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Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas
2007-08-17 07:25:19
10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows).9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season (camping gear, flashlights).8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores.7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for "specials".6. Family coming to stay with you.5. Family and friends from out-of-state calling.4. Buying food you don't normally buy ... and in large quantities.3. Days off from work.2. Candles.1. At some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house!via ...
Christmas
Hurricane
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