|
| |
Blame It On The Voices
Blog about all kinds of things funny and not only. Mostly pictures, videos and jokes. Quite a ride. Prepare for addiction. Resistance is futile...
|
Statistics
Unique Visitors:
Total Unique Visitors:
Visitors Out:
Total Visitors Out: |
17183
158
5273
5273
|
|
|
| Articles
|
Biker rides for 2 km. without noticing missing leg
2007-08-16 13:13:55
A JAPANESE biker failed to notice his leg had been severed below the knee when he hit a safety barrier, and rode on for 2 km., leaving a friend to pick up the limb. The 54-year-old office worker was out on his motorcycle with a group of friends in the city of Hamamatsu, west of Tokyo, yesterday, when he was unable to negotiate a curve in the road and bumped into the central barrier, the Mainichi Shimbun said. He felt excruciating pain, but did not notice that his right leg was missing until he stopped at the next junction, the paper quoted local police as saying. The man and his leg were taken to hospital, but the limb had been crushed in the collision, the paper said. via The Daily Telegraph ...
Rides
|
Tick alert warning
2007-08-16 12:51:26
If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather, and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SCAM!!They only want to see you naked.I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid... via ...
|
The Duct Tape Bandit
2007-08-16 12:34:46
This photo, provided by the Ashland Police Dept., shows Kasey G. Kazee, 24, of Ashland, Ky., who was charged with first-degree robbery, according to Ashland Police Sgt. Mark McDowell.Kazee had his head wrapped in duct tape to conceal his identity when he tried to rob Shamrock Liquors Friday, Aug. 10, 2007. (AP Photo/ Ashland Police Dept.) via ...
Tape
|
Quick witty quotes
2007-08-15 22:22:54
Here's a series of quotes from different countries:Estonia “He was drunk. There were three people in the car with him giving him instructions.”Tartu police talk about the 20-year-old blind man that was caught, not once, but twice for drink driving in southern Estonia.Italy “Lots of people are saying, ‘I really need to lose some weight but it’s really tough.’ So I thought, why don’t we go on a group diet?”The major of the town of Varallo in northwestern Italy talks about his idea for a weight loss campaign which would see men receiving 50 euros ($70) for losing 4 kg (9 pounds) in a month, and women getting the same amount for shedding 3 kg (7 pounds).USA “When I reached down to pick up the head, it raised around and did a backflip almost, and bit my finger.”A Washington man tells how a rattlesnake he thought he killed with his son on their farm, bit him on the finger after it’s head was decapitated. He was taken to hospital when he realised that venom had enter ...
Witty
|
That's a lot of cats
2007-08-15 22:04:18
Crazy Russian lady owns 130 cats in a 2 room apartmentvia ...
|
Billboard ads
2007-08-15 21:57:09
3D Bic adGain - Irresistible ScentFord Mustang3D Adidas GoalkeeperTop 10 Billboard ads ...
Ads
|
Ten Han Solo quotes that could have been used in porn flicks
2007-08-15 07:29:32
10. Thanks for coming after me. I owe you one.9. No, no, no! This one goes there, that one goes there.8. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.7. Oh. I thought they smelled bad... on the outside!6. Great, kid. Don't get cocky.5. Besides, I know a few maneuvers.4. Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!3. Great shot, kid, that was one in a million!2. Now let's blow this thing and go home.1. Sorry about the mess!via ...
|
Great truths little children have learned
2007-08-14 13:53:43
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.via ...
Children
|
Dog repulsion
2007-08-10 17:58:00
Man, take that away from mevia ...
|
| |
Show All