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Blame It On The Voices
Blog about all kinds of things funny and not only. Mostly pictures, videos and jokes. Quite a ride. Prepare for addiction. Resistance is futile...
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Timetravelling
2007-07-19 10:20:00
Question: OneAnswer : How many time-travellers does it take to change a lightbulb?via ...
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Women - truths
2007-07-18 14:21:00
How many men does it take to open a beer?None - It should be opened by the time she brings it----------------------------------------------------------------Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.----------------------------------------------------------------Why do women have smaller feet than men?It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.-------------------------------------------------------------------How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."-------------------------------------------------------------------How do you fix a woman's watch?You don't. There is a clock on the oven.-------------------------------------------------------------------If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you ...
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Zealous bellboy
2007-07-18 09:42:00
Some people take their job to serious ...
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An Arab at US embassy for visa
2007-07-18 09:27:00
Consul : "What is your name?"Arab : "Abdul Aziz"Consul : "Sex?"Arab : "Oh, yes, about ten times a week".Consul : "No, no, I mean male or female."Arab : "Male and female and sometimes even camels."Consul : "Holy cow!"Arab : "Yes... cows....and dogs too!!"Consul : "Man... isn't it hostile?"Arab : "Horse style, dog style, any style."Consul : "Oh... dear."Arab : "Deer? No, not deer, they run too fast."via ...
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Bling Bling
2007-07-17 18:57:00
50 cent, in yo' face!via ...
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Witty quotes
2007-07-17 08:29:00
# Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.# The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.# Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.# House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.# Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.# It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.# War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.# I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness# If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?# Actual Headline: Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Deadvia ...
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