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Kinetsu Hayabusa - a real Ninja
2008-04-07 22:50:41
Kinetsu Hayabusa is the famous Ninja martial artist of the known clan of the FUN-NEE clan. Watch the following videos to understand what makes a ninja stealth from eyes.Ninjutsu sometimes used interchangeably with the term ninpō, is the martial arts practiced by the shinobi (also commonly known (outside of Japan) as the ninja).The main character nin is composed of two lesser characters, the upper meaning “blade”, the lower meaning “heart” or “spirit”. Together they mean “stealth” and “secretness,” as well as “endurance” and “perseverance”. Jutsu means “true”, “technique”. Pō meaning “knowledge”, “principle” when found with the prefix “nin” carries the meaning of ninja arts, higher order of ninjutsu. Although the popular view is that ninjutsu is the art of secrecy or stealth, actual practitioners consider it to mean the art of enduring - enduring all of life's hardships.(Source: Wikipedia)
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Escape from the house - adventure flash game
2008-03-13 10:04:14
I was sent this flash quiz and i must admit that the author of it, did an absolutely terrific job. I strongly encourage you to email the author if you manage to solve this puzzle.The purpose of this game is to find all objects that will assist you in getting out of the house. It requires some imagination and your strong attention in every detail. I loved it! And i solved it. If you feel frustrated, trying to solve it please leave a message and i will post the solution a.s.a.p.I personally felt like Indiana Jones here. I loved the mystery and the background music.Enjoy :)
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Alexander Graham Bell telephony invention
2008-03-03 21:23:56
Celebrating the Alexander Graham Bell's birthday (3 March 1847 – 2 August 1922), we dedicate the following jokes in his memory :Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new colonel was sitting at his desk when an airman knocked on the door. Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, then said into the phone,"Yes, General, I'll be seeing him this afternoon and I'll pass along your message. In the meantime, thank you for your good wishes, sir."Feeling as though he had sufficiently impressed the young enlisted man, he asked, "What do you want?""Nothing important, sir," the airman replied, "I'm just here to hook up your telephone."One night, Jim and Betty were fast asleep when all of a sudden the phone rings. Jim wakens and goes to answer it. "How the heck should I know, that's a thousand miles away!!" he shouts out loud into the phone and then slams down the receiver."Who was that?" asks Betty."I have no idea, Lena, " answe ...
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For the birds - short comic video by Pixar
2008-02-17 22:54:34
I love Pixar. Each and every video from those guys is a masterpiece. I really am a fan of their creations and i cannot hide it.So here it is. One of the best short comic videos i've ever seen.I really enjoyed it. I promise you will too.
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Funniest drowning prank on the web
2008-01-20 00:42:26
This prank is one of the funniest i 've seen on t.v. The poor victims have gone crazy seeing the guy sinking in the water. I was a bit anxious to see what's going to happen and the video clip never showed what that sinking guy did underwater. It was a cool prank though. One of the funniest around. Enjoy :)
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January 1 TCP/IP celebration joke
2008-01-09 12:45:39
The following joke is dedicated to the celebration of the birthday of internet in January 1, 1983. In the early 1970's Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) gave birth to the Internet Protocol. In 1975, two TCP/IP communication tests were carried out between Stanford University and the University College of London (UCL). In November 1977, three network TCP/IP tests were conducted between the United States, United Kingdom and Norway. Between 1978 and 1983, several other TCP/IP prototypes have been developed at many research centers. The total changeover to TCP/IP from the ARPANET was held on January 1, 1983In memory of that day, we dedicate the following joke :A grade school teacher was asking his pupils what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first. What does your mother do all day?"Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor.""That's wonderful. How about you, Amy?"Amy shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman.""Thank you, Amy" said the ...
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Office remodelled
2008-01-02 10:00:28
Lot of work lately... not much time left for bathroom..Well, say hello to my new office.... it was lately remodelled and redecorated with state of the art gadgets and devices...PS: Does the word : hemoroids means anything to you??
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Anecdote: Thief ensnared by stolen pager
2007-12-28 08:13:03
LONDON (Reuters) -- A British man trapped the thief who stole his pager by leaving a message saying he had won 500 pounds ($835) in a competition. David Withers lost the pager when his car was broken into. Builder Justin C.......k, ensnared in the simplest of stings, was fined 150 pounds ($251) for being in possession of stolen property after answering the message. Withers told reporters: "I was fuming when I found my car had been broken into. I called police and then decided to leave the message. Not long afterwards, my mobile rang and a shady-sounding voice asked about the prize. "I told him he had won 500 pounds in a church fete and that I had paged him because I did not want to send the money by post.The police arrested the idiot when he came to collect the prize.I could not believe anybody would be that stupid."Source: CNN
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Anecdote: NEW VIRUS WARNING
2007-12-28 08:12:45
If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it.This is the most dangerous Email virus yet.It will re-write your hard drive.Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer.It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts and milk curdles .It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play.It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number.It will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.It will drink all your beer and leave its dirty socks on the coffee table when there's company coming over.It will hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with your car radio so that you hear only static while stuck in traffic.Badtimes will make you fall in love with a hardened pedophile.It will give you nightmares about c ...
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Anecdote: Revenge of the husband
2007-12-28 08:10:33
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."The husband says, "WHAT??"The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman.The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can't decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. Then they go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each. And then they go to the Jewelry Department where she gets a set of diamondear rings.The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out -- but she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says "but you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then let's get it."The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is goin ...
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26 quick training courses for women
2007-12-28 07:59:33
1. Silence, The Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.2. The Undiscovered Side Of Banking: Making Deposits3. Combating The Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Don't Need New ShoesEveryday4. Parties: Going Without New Outfits5. Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After The Game.6. Bathroom Etiquette 1: Men Need Space In The Bathroom Cabinet Too7. Bathroom Etiquette 2: His Razor Is His8. Communication Skills 1: Tears - The Last Resort, Not The First9. Communication Skills 2: Thinking Before Speaking10. Communication Skills 3: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging11. Driving A Car Safely: A Skill You Can Acquire12. Party Etiquette: Drinking Your Fair Share13. Telephone Skills: How To Hang Up14. Introduction to Parking15. Introduction to Petrol16. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space17. Advanced Petrol: How To Take The Filler Cap Off18. Water Retention: Fact or Fat19. Cooking 1: Bran And Tofu Are Not For Human Consumption20. Cooking 2: How Not To Inflic ...
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10 Reasons why Greeks could not be responsible for Sept. 11
2007-12-28 07:59:10
10. 8:45am is too early for them to be up.9. They are always late, they would have missed all 4 flights.8. Pretty people on the plane distract them.7. They would talk loudly and bring attention to themselves.6. Food and drinks were on the plane.5. They talk with their hands, they would probably have put their weapons down.4. They would all want to fly the plane.3. They would argue and start a fight in the plane.2. They would have told everyone a week before doing it.1. They would have put the Greek flag on the windshield.
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Weather man VS cockroach
2007-12-22 15:42:44
Someone had the idea of throwing a cockroach in the studio. The weather man came on the set and a happy acquaintance took place ;)Very funny. Enjoy :)
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Web spot worth visiting
2007-12-18 07:24:08
Hi all.A suggestion to take a look at a very nice webspot:Very funny and creative.
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The environment has a chance : Kangaroo farts
2007-12-10 22:08:50
(As seen on metro.co.uk )According to scientists, the environment has another chance with kangaroo's gas emitions.Studies show that their farts are fighting global warming. Thanks to a special bacteria in their stomachs, kangaroos do not emit harmful methane gas when they let off a stinker. Australian scientists are now planning to transfer that bacteria into cows and sheep to make their flatulence eco-friendly.
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Environment
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Divorced Barbie doll takes all
2007-11-27 19:47:42
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager:-"How much is that new Barbie in the window?"The Manager replied:-"Which one do you like? We have"Barbie goes to the gym" for $19.95,"Barbie goes to the Ball" for $19.95,"Barbie goes shopping" for $19.95,"Barbie goes to the beach" for $19.95,"Barbie goes to the Nightclub" for $19.95 and"Divorced Barbie" for $375.00 ....- "Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00 when all the others are $19.95?",the father interrupted...The store manager replied:"Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat, Ken's furniture and all of Ken's savings."
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Seriously strange questions
2007-11-26 20:42:37
1. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? 2. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? 3. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? 4. Can you cry under water? 5. Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sitaround all day? 6. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? 7. Do fish ever get thirsty? 8. Can you get cornered in a round room? 9. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? 10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oilis made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?11. What should one call a male ladybird? 12. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? 13. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)14. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? 15. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turne ...
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Naked lady gone wild
2007-10-28 12:31:22
A couple had been married for 50 years.They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years.""Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.""I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago.""Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?"Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table."You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My breasts are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.""I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!
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Wild
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e-Laughs labs - testing our jokes before publishing
2007-10-01 23:54:20
Here at e-LauGhs :-) labs, we test each and every one of the jokes or funny videos before we post them in order to make sure that the outcome will be certified funny stuff. We are testing our jokes on humans of all ages. As a proof of our strong efforts, we have videotaped the reaction of one of our millions of fans while he listens to our famous *PinG* / *Blogne* joke.And here, we test on multiple targets our famous *donald duck* joke. Finally, here is from the adults department. We test our videos :)Warning : No targets where harmed during the testing. (Obviously)
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Karate Kid Video - Best advertisment
2007-09-30 16:20:19
When i first saw that video - it was 6 years ago - i literally choked myself to death, laughing. This is one of the best most awarded video advertisment around and you can see foryourselves why.Enjoy :)
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