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First Date Story as Told on Jay Leno
2007-10-23 03:55:31
This has been circulating around the internet and because it’s quite hilarious, I though I’d share. Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. He found a woman with this story… She said it was midwinter. Snowing and quite cold. And the guy had taken her skiing [...] ...
Date  Story 

First Date Story as Told on Jay Leno
2007-10-23 03:55:31
This has been circulating around the internet and because it’s quite hilarious, I though I’d share. Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. He found a woman with this story… She said it was midwinter. Snowing and quite cold. And the guy had taken her skiing [...] ...
Date  Story 

Sex with Robots is Inevitable
2007-10-19 15:27:43
Or, at least that’s what this guy says: “My forecast is that around 2050, the state of Massachusetts will be the first jurisdiction to legalize marriages with robots,” artificial intelligence researcher David Levy at the University of Maastricht in the Netherlands told LiveScience. I found this article on MSNBC.com and I’m just overwhelmed by it. Robots, [...] ...
Inevitable  Robots 

Sex with robots is inevitable
2007-10-19 15:27:43
Or, at least that’s what this guy says: “My forecast is that around 2050, the state of Massachusetts will be the first jurisdiction to legalize marriages with robots,” artificial intelligence researcher David Levy at the University of Maastricht in the Netherlands told LiveScience. I found this article on MSNBC.com and I’m just overwhelmed by it. Robots, [...] ...
Inevitable  Robots 

I Need a Hug. A Normal One.
2007-10-19 04:02:23
We talked about it. She wrote it. I like it. Read about the crazy hugging going on in some relationships over at 29 and holding. ...

I Need a Hug. A Normal One.
2007-10-19 04:02:23
We talked about it. She wrote it. I like it. Read about the crazy hugging going on in some relationships over at 29 and holding. ...

Eat, Pray, Love - My New Favorite
2007-10-17 04:22:00
I’m about finished with the book Eat, Pray, Love and am so in love with this book that I have to share. I know most of you have probably read it too considering it is a best seller and all. If you haven’t read it, then I highly recommend it. It’s an excellent book about letting [...] ...
Love 

Eat, Pray, Love - My New Favorite
2007-10-17 04:22:00
I’m about finished with the book Eat, Pray, Love and am so in love with this book that I have to share. I know most of you have probably read it too considering it is a best seller and all. If you haven’t read it, then I highly recommend it. It’s an excellent book about letting [...] ...
Love 

Tattoo Removal for a Loved One
2007-10-13 21:12:59
My friend Jenny won a radio contest for “worst tattoo” and received free tattoo removals from Denver company, Ink-B-Gone. The tale of this tattoo is one of a crush, love, and, of course, a really bad tattoo. You’ve probably noticed in the picture that it looks like flames are coming out of her ass. You’ve probably [...] ...
Loved  Tattoo 

Tattoo Removal for a Loved One
2007-10-13 21:12:59
My friend Jenny won a radio contest for “worst tattoo” and received free tattoo removals from Denver company, Ink-B-Gone. The tale of this tattoo is one of a crush, love, and, of course, a really bad tattoo. You’ve probably noticed in the picture that it looks like flames are coming out of her ass. You’ve probably [...] ...
Loved  Tattoo 

My boyfriend is a cheater, but I love him anyway
2007-10-12 04:26:42
Not that kind of cheater. I recently signed up for a fitness boot camp and because I enjoyed it so much (I lost something like 4 inches), I dragged my boyfriend into joining a second, five week session with me. Turns out he doesn’t love all the running, push ups, lunges, and puking sensations that go [...] ...
Anyway  Boyfriend  Love 

My boyfriend is a cheater, but I love him anyway
2007-10-12 04:26:42
Not that kind of cheater. I recently signed up for a fitness boot camp and because I enjoyed it so much (I lost something like 4 inches), I dragged my boyfriend into joining a second, five week session with me. Turns out he doesn’t love all the running, push ups, lunges, and puking sensations that go [...] ...
Anyway  Boyfriend  Love 

Dating a Doctor: Pros and Cons
2007-10-10 06:11:45
The dream of many, the lifestyle of few; Many women strive to meet a cute doctor, but it’s not all Club Med and hospital corners. There are a few cons that go along with the pros. PROS CONS He will make you Prozac and pancakes for breakfast He’ll leave you love notes, but you won’t be able to read [...] ...
Dating  Doctor 

Dating a Doctor: Pros and Cons
2007-10-10 06:11:45
The dream of many, the lifestyle of few; Many women strive to meet a cute doctor, but it’s not all Club Med and hospital corners. There are a few cons that go along with the pros. PROS CONS He will make you Prozac and pancakes for breakfast He’ll leave you love notes, but you won’t be able to read [...] ...
Dating  Doctor 

Reasons to Date Online: I’m Getting Over a Break Up
2007-10-04 07:10:15
Online dating is the best thing to happen to singles since take out Chinese food. So, because of this, I’ll periodically post about a good reason to date online and highlight a particular dating service. Are you getting over a break-up or a divorce? Using a service like Match.com could help you move on. If it’s [...] ...
Date 

Reasons to Date Online: Im Getting Over a Break Up
2007-10-04 07:10:15
Online dating is the best thing to happen to singles since take out Chinese food. So, because of this, Ill periodically post about a good reason to date online and highlight a particular dating service. Are you getting over a break-up or a divorce? Using a service like Match.com could help you move on. If its [...] ...
Date 

Dating Tips: Six Ways to End a Date Gracefully
2007-10-01 04:25:05
He didn’t hold the door; that’s the one thing your date must do. Or, maybe he reminds you of your ex or maybe he just disgusts you. Whatever it is, it’s been 45 minutes and you already can’t stand this guy. There are ways to get out of the date without it being too awkward. [...] ...
Date  Dating  Tips 

Dating Tips: Six Ways to End a Date Gracefully
2007-10-01 04:25:05
He didn’t hold the door; that’s the one thing your date must do. Or, maybe he reminds you of your ex or maybe he just disgusts you. Whatever it is, it’s been 45 minutes and you already can’t stand this guy. There are ways to get out of the date without it being too awkward. [...] ...
Date  Dating  Tips 

Usher Makes Me Feel Sexy
2007-09-29 19:18:34
Since college my friends have oft teased me for my music choices. I like a lot of different types of music but I have always had a soft spot for Usher, which, according to my friends, is very funny. I don’t know why I love Usher so much. I recognize that I am not his target [...] ...
Sexy  Usher 

Are Pick Up Lines Compliments?
2007-09-26 04:47:07
A man walked up to me in a bar and asked “What’s the worst pick-up line a man’s ever given you?” I responded, “Is this your pick up line? Because this might be the worst.” Of course he said no, and went on to say that he and his friend (pointing across the bar) were just talking [...] ...

Dating a Nerd: Pros and Cons
2007-09-24 00:08:22
Nice guys don’t always finish last. The nerdy, nice guy types are certainly worth dating. But of course, there are always pros and cons. PROS CONS Your parents will love him Your friends won’t get him He’ll compliment you until you feel queasy At least one of your kids will look like him You could be the next Mrs. Microsoft On your second [...] ...
Dating 

Why it Makes Sense to Date a Younger Man
2007-09-20 22:14:47
I saw on CNN today that 34 percent of women over 40 were dating younger men, and 35 percent preferred it to dating older men.  I would have guessed it was the reverse, and I wonder if the cougar factor is actually real. (Cougar = a middle-aged (or above) woman, dressed to the nines, out on the [...] ...
Date  Sense 

Dating Tip: Hookers are Never OK
2007-09-18 04:37:46
I know prostitution is the oldest profession. I know hookers are people too. I know sex is just sex. I get it. But here’s a tip: when on a first date don’t tell someone that you’ve slept with one. I met a man named Todd through a friend of a friend. He was athletic, attractive, formerly [...] ...
Dating 

September 16 - 22, Unmarried and Single Americans Week
2007-09-14 17:04:54
I hadn’t heard of this special designation until recently, but USA Week, as it is commonly referred to, is a week dedicated to celebrating the lives of the unmarried. We’re just as enlightened, we’re just as successful, and we contribute just as much as the married population. In fact, according to the US Census Bureau, 92 [...] ...
Single 

Men wear underwear with holes and it stinks
2007-09-12 17:14:57
OK, maybe it doesn’t actually stink, but I don’t like it. I had a boyfriend once who wore holey underwear. I used to come over to his place with new pairs and sneak them into his drawer. The first time he noticed right away saying: “I prefer Calvin Klein, not Hanes.” “I don’t care what you like; [...] ...
Stinks  Underwear 

Dating a Lawyer: Pros and Cons
2007-09-10 02:57:03
Every lawyer, like every man, are all different. However, of all the lawyers I’ve known there are a few similarities. PROS CONS Big Salary He spends all his money on cars Works a lot of hours Works a lot of hours Educated and ambitious He can be a know-it-all A great negotiator He can talk you into picking up his dry cleaning Wears nice suits Your friends [...] ...
Dating  Lawyer 

Online Profile Writing Service
2007-09-07 16:40:20
1) I am one. 2) Don’t write what these people wrote their profiles: I’m looking for my Prince Charles. (I say: No pressure, really…eyes rolling) I have a cat and I expect you to spend 10 minutes alone with him on our first date. His approval is necessary for a second date. (I say: Stop. Just stop.) I don’t [...] ...
Profile  Service  Writing 

Virgin Money Wants You to See Old People Having Sex
2007-09-06 17:02:39
An Australian home-loan lender, Virgin Money Home Loans, launched a very, shall we say, sexy ad campaign. But then again, that depends on who you are. Seeing two people resembling my grandparents going at it doesn’t do it for me. I’m guessing it doesn’t do it for my grandparents either so I’m going to change my adjective [...] ...
Money 

Women Picking Up Men, It’s a Beautiful Thing
2007-09-05 16:06:02
Two of my friends recently picked up guys and I’m so proud of them that I have to brag.   The first I was a witness to and an instigator to, really. On Sunday I attended a small benefit with friends. After a couple of hours I was ready to leave, but my friend asked me to stay. I really [...] ...
Beautiful  Women 

Ten Great Ways to Compliment a Man
2007-09-03 18:54:57
With the launch of our new compliments soundboard I have flattery on the brain. It’s not just women that need to hear nice things, men deserve to feel good too. Based on my experience, here are ten things men want to hear from women. 1. Laugh at his jokes. Even if they’re not that funny. 2. Compliment [...] ...