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McCaffertys Pub
a collection of video humor, jokes, funny stories, photos and anecdotes. We have sections devoted to redneck humor, grandchildren humor, humorous videos, barroom humor, clean men's room humor and a lot more. If nothing else, you will leave us a bit refreshed.
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Funny Photos - Wrong Place and Time Bloopers
2007-12-11 00:34:00
The theme today is being in the wrong place at the wrong time, and the above feline has most definitely hit both wrongs directly on the nose. This is either one remarkably brave cat, one very stupid one, or one very unlucky one.
Our location is probably an obedience school where these pups’ ability to obey their masters’ commands regardless of the temptation to do otherwise is being tested. If ...
Funny
Photos
Time
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Funny Dumb Blonde
2007-12-09 01:13:00
Today we have more dumb blonde jokes:
War Strategy
President George W. Bush and Condoleezza Rice are sitting in a bar.
A customer enters the bar and asks the bartender, "Isn't that George Bush and Condi Rice sitting over there?"
The bartender replies, "Yes, sir, it sure is."
So the newcomer walks over to the pair, saying, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you two doing in here?"
Bush ...
Funny
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Alcoholic Elephants on the Rampage
2007-12-07 01:46:00
This Sri Lankan elephant definitely appears to be ticked, as you can plainly see as he takes out his anger on this mini-bus. Sadly, elephants on the rampage like this are becoming a rather common phenomenon in Asia.
The situation plays something like this: Man encroaches on traditional pachyderm territory, so the elephants move further into the jungle to avoid contact with man. Well, you can ...
Elephants
Rampage
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Another Gaggle of Irish Drinking Stories, Blessings and Proverbs
2007-12-01 22:49:00
It is time again for another gaggle of Irish drinking stories, proverbs and blessings:
Even a tin knocker will shine on a dirty door.
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Poor Paddy was found dead, lying prostrate in his own back yard. Since the weather was a bit on the warm side, the wake was held down to just two days, to insure that his mortal remains would not take a bad turn.
Finally his friends laid him in his coffin, ...
Drinking
Stories
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Redneck Mercedes
2007-11-29 10:36:00
Leave it to a redneck to degrade a classic vehicle like a Mercedes simply to enable viewing the world sideways. The driver of this sedan gets to see what might have been if he had a yen to lean towards the southpaw in him.
One usually tries not to look back where he has been simply to avoid second guessing himself. However, prudence demands that you do spend some time looking where you are going ...
Mercedes
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Redneck Rest Room
2007-11-27 07:56:00
It is the redneck influence again. This is obviously not your ordinary restroom. It may be too clever to be labeled redneck, but it is definitely out of the ordinary.
It is a very clever and totally original idea for a video, although it must have cost a few dollars to set it up. To have back to back rest rooms with glass in place of the mirror alone must have cost a bit. You could only do this ...
Room
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Another Group of Irish Drinking Stories, Proverbs and Blessings
2007-11-25 20:05:00
Here are another group of Irish drinking stories, proverbs and blessings:
A grumpy old curmudgeon of a man enters the parish office of the Holy Rosary Catholic Church, immediately spots the office secretary and says to her, "I want to join this damn church."
“I beg your pardon, sir,” the astonished secretary replies. “I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?”
“Listen up, damn it. I ...
Drinking
Stories
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Redneck Dance King
2007-11-23 19:15:00
Imagine, if you will, a sense of freedom that permits you to shed your inhibitions and bare your inner soul letting the rest of society experience your emotions of the moment first hand. Not many of us have such freedom at any given moment. Many of us never allow that inner self to express itself…ever.
We bundle up and shelter our real thoughts and emotions from everyone else much the same as we ...
Dance
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Kids in Funny Photos
2007-11-18 07:01:00
Now this is one talented lad.
Young man, ten years from now, the ladies will not be able to keep their hands off of you. Actually, make that six years. Kids start younger these days.
Actually, this young boy is sitting on a fountain and diverting its flow. Did the photo fool you?
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Man overboa…wait. It’s kitty overboard!
I am guessing that none of the occupants of this raft bargained ...
Funny
Kids
Photos
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Remarkable Dancing Parrot
2007-11-17 02:19:00
This dancing parrot is remarkably entertaining and actually has a very good sense of rhythm.
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The patrons at McCafferty’s Pub want to huff and puff a bit about their remarkable wit and broadcast to the world that we won the In Your Face award, which was presented to us by none other than the Mattress Police over at MattressPolice.com.
The cops over at the precinct house have a ...
Dancing
Remarkable
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A Few Blonde Jokes and a Blonde Video
2007-11-14 12:26:00
Here are a few blonde jokes to brighten your day and a blonde video too.
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to change her hair color to brunette. Once she had brown hair, she decided to take a relaxing drive in the country.
After driving through a rural area for a while, she saw a farmer with a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are just adorable!" ...
Jokes
Video
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Vanessa Hudgens Wins Poll, Keeps Her Job
2007-11-11 21:21:00
As promised we are posting the results of our poll about that oh so naughty Vanessa Hudgens. You will recall that we asked if should she be dismissed by the Disney Channel because she carelessly allowed nude photos of herself to be leaked onto the Internet.
Poor Vanessa has been the subject of intense scrutiny for two months now since the offending photographs seemed to spontaneously appear in ...
Job
Poll
Vanessa Hudgens
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The Greatest Breasts in the World
2007-11-11 04:42:00
We hate to admit it but we are stooping on this one. This is rather base humor and will be appreciated by the guys more than the women. However, it is definitely unique and very entertaining.
There is no nudity, but the title speaks for itself.
More video humor ...
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Another Batch of Irish Drinking Stories and Irish Blessings
2007-11-08 11:04:00
Yet again we are providing a few more Irish drinking stories and blessings.
As an elderly couple were driving through County Kerry, Ireland, they were pulled over by the police. Eileen, who was driving, rolled down her window as the police officer approached and asked, “Ma'am, did you know that you were speeding?”
Eileen turned to her husband, Paddy, and asked, “What did he say?”
Knowing his ...
Drinking
Stories
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Redneck Treehugger
2007-11-06 02:51:00
The owner of this property must be one heavy duty redneck for carrying tree hugging a notch too far. Some folks get so wrapped up in a cause that they eventually end up wearing blinders, and that could be the situation here. The owner cannot see the forest for his trees, since at least two of them are growing right through his building.
I like shade as much as the next guy, but imagine the ...
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Redneck Car Surfing Videos
2007-11-03 20:25:00
It is car surfing and it is huge on Youtube.com. Of course, it is not the brightest young men who are doing it. You might say kids with the classic redneck mentality are the ones who embrace it.
Yes sir! I am going to get myself a $35,000 vehicle, saddle myself with $600 monthly payments, and then I am going to foolishly crash that truck into a phone pole. This is so much fun! Why didn’t I ...
Car
Surfing
Videos
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Redneck Motor Heads
2007-11-02 00:24:00
Our first redneck’s name is Joe Bob, and Joe Bob did not know that his car’s transmission should be left in park when he parks the car. Life can be so complicated sometimes. There are so many things you have to remember just to get by these days…Like does the ‘D’ on the gear shift lever stand for done? I’m done driving so I should put the lever on ‘D’ because I’m done. That makes sense.
If ...
Motor
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Register Your Vote to Fire or Not Fire Vanessa Hudgens
2007-10-29 15:53:00
Should Disney fire Vanessa Hudgens and hire someone new for the filming of High School Musical 3? Register your vote in our totally unscientific poll.
To refresh your memory, Vanessa is that remarkably cute 19-year-old actor that starred along side Zac Efron in High School Musical 2, which is a huge hit on the Disney Channel. The tweens all seem to love it and anything else about HSM2.
Someone ...
Fire
Vanessa Hudgens
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Three of My Favorite Jokes
2007-10-27 21:05:00
The Internet is full of jokes, but, unfortunately, many of them are not very funny. At McCafferty's, we try to publish only jokes and stories that we truly find funny. Here are three of my favorite jokes. I laughed out loud when I first heard them, so the chances are very good that you will like them too.
A pedestrian is walking past an insane asylum, and in the distance hears a bunch of the ...
Jokes
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These Redneck Dogs Ain't Man's Best Friend
2007-10-27 01:02:00
Aah! Redneck puppy dogs can be very unpredictable, which can make for a great video. In this clip you will find man’s best friend is up to no good on many an occasion. This one is rather short, sweet and worthwhile.
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Dogs
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Yet a Few More Irish Drinking Stories
2007-10-25 00:05:00
There is nothing that will make you so popular as re-telling some of our Irish drinking stories:
Father O’Malley, an Irish priest, and Rabbi Levine are involved in a car accident. As they both exit their cars and wobble toward the side of the road. Rabbi Levine says, “Oy vey! What a wreck!”
Father O’Malley asks him, “Are you all right, Rabbi?”
Rabbi Levine replies, “Yes. I am just shaken a ...
Drinking
Stories
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George Bush Dances the Can Can
2007-10-24 00:56:00
George W Bush and his cronies have outdone themselves this time. No they haven’t redefined the word torture, nor have they invaded any more countries--not yet anyway. This time they are all starring in a Republican version of the Can Can.
George, of course, is the star. His partners are your favorite Vice President, Dick Cheney, Secretary of State, Condoleeza Rice, Former White House advisor, ...
George Bush
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Hillary Clinton Stars in Song and Dance Routine as Chiquita
2007-10-21 09:24:00
Hillary Clinton switches from politics to entertainment starring as Chiquita in an inspiring song and dance routine. You have never seen Hillary like this.
Her talent will surprise even the most skeptical among us. Maybe she will enjoy working in the entertainment industry so much she will forego politics.
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Dance
Hillary Clinton
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Song
Stars
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How Salma Hayek Got Her Breasts
2007-10-20 01:52:00
Well, imagine that! Salma Hayek teaches us that there is yet one more use for holy water. It obviously pays to investigate the unknown. Can you imagine how Salma might look if she had not received quite as much assistance from the Good Lord in this department? Thank the Man upstairs for His divine intervention.
When God puts his hand into the mix, He obviously does not mess around. He gets the ...
Salma Hayek
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Ellen DeGeneres "Putz" Extraordinaire
2007-10-19 01:57:00
Ellen DeGeneres is living proof that you do not need to be intelligent to have your own talk show. In case you do not watch the news, Ellen had a public meltdown on her talk show on Tuesday about a dog.
She was crying, even bawling, about how she and her hairdresser’s daughter were being punished because she violated the terms of her adoption agreement with a pet rescue shelter. Ellen gave the ...
Ellen
Ellen Degeneres
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Redneck Public Toilet
2007-10-17 16:24:00
Here is a common redneck prank that is pulled all of the time--a human head in a public toilet. I know it has happened to you because it certainly has happened to me. Even though you know it is coming, it is still funny every time.
More Redneck Videos...
More Redneck Humor...
Try Redneck Graffiti...
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More Men's Room Humor...
More Pranks... ...
Toilet
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Redneck Hotel Maid
2007-10-16 10:37:00
This video is proof positive that maybe you should not always trust all those folks that you take for granted.
For example, does your CPA pass your income tax return around at parties and make jokes about it? Did your doctor send your x-rays into Ripley’s Believe It or Not?
Perhaps your personal trainer makes jokes about you to his other clients.
The moral to this story might be: who else is ...
Hotel
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Lethal Snake Bite?
2007-10-14 18:40:00
Ah! Life in the Middle East. You never know when a killer snake may make an unannounced visit. Notice how quickly everyone moves when confronted with the possibility of almost certain death.
Of course, there is always one guy who behaves unpredictably. Is fainting an effective defense against a lethal snake bite? Unfortunately, the video ends before we know whether this guy survived.
Perhaps ...
Lethal
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Britney Spears Caught Pantyless Again October 2007
2007-10-13 10:57:00
Well, believe it or don't, Britney Spears has been caught pantyless again by the paparazzi. Here are a couple of photos of Britney exiting her car and, at the same time, exposing her virginia for all to see.
This is at least the third time this year that she has been caught bottomless by the paparazzi. It is one thing for celebrity singers to pose nude for magazine layouts, but to be so ...
Britney Spears
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Un-Redneck Carpenter
2007-10-11 10:11:00
This is one highly skilled carpenter, who is much too good to be classified as a redneck. Rednecks can only aspire to be this good at anything. If there were an Olympics category for carpentry, this worker would earn the gold medal.
Below is another tradesman who uses creativity to make up for his lack of hydraulic equipment. It may be a bit of a challenge to change the car's oil in this ...
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