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McCaffertys Pub
a collection of video humor, jokes, funny stories, photos and anecdotes. We have sections devoted to redneck humor, grandchildren humor, humorous videos, barroom humor, clean men's room humor and a lot more. If nothing else, you will leave us a bit refreshed.
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A Few More Irish Drinking Stories and Blessings
2007-10-11 02:00:00
When in doubt, opt for a few Irish drinking stories because they will cheer you up in no time.
O'Reilly's Missus:
O’Reilly had been out all night drinking at his favorite pub. As that time of night approached the bartender signaled last call saying the bar would soon be closing. So O’Reilly downed his last sip of Guinness and stood up to leave, but he quickly fell flat on his face.
He tried ...
Drinking
Stories
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Redneck Bathroom Break
2007-10-09 07:04:00
This one is by Jamie Kennedy, and is absolutely classic. Do not miss this video.
More Video Humor... ...
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Dog Eared Monkey Business and Cat Nap
2007-10-08 08:36:00
Talk about strange bedfellows. These two unlikely pals reside in Goangdong Province, China, and have been virtually inseparable since the pigeon pretty much adopted the macaque monkey when he was only 12 weeks old. It seems that the macaque was abandoned by his mum, who preferred to party the night away rather than care for her babies. (Are you paying attention Britney?)
After he was abandoned, ...
Business
Cat
Monkey
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Jeff Foxworthy - Redneck Stomp
2007-10-07 07:04:00
Jeff Foxworthy is king of the redneck jokes. Nobody else even comes in a close second place. Here is Jeff’s video "Redneck Stomp." It is a classic.
More Jeff Foxworthy...
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Try Redneck graffiti... ...
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How to Recruit a Suicide Bomber
2007-10-06 11:08:00
Did you ever stop to think how Al Qaeda and other terrorist organizations recruited their suicide bombers? It's not like you can promise them a liberal retirement plan.
Well, we have managed to gather the inside dope and present it for you right here.
More video humor... ...
Suicide
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Creative Redneck Transportation
2007-10-05 07:52:00
The redneck version of anything is always special, to say the least. First, we have a truly redneck designed and hand crafted Hog, or motorcycle for the less than hip folks in the audience. The mechanic's love for his machine clearly shows through in the workmanship. The guy even added a headlight and horn to this homemade version of "Harley Heaven."
Although it may not be street legal, you ...
Creative
Transportation
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Drinking Stories, Proverbs and Blessings of Ireland
2007-10-04 07:07:00
Here is a favorite Irish saying:
There are many good reasons for drinking,
One has just entered my head.
If a man doesn't drink when he's living,
How the hell can he drink when he's dead?
And another Irish drinking tale - This one is about wishing for a long life:
Three tipsy Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Michael, had left the pub rather late one night and found themselves on the road leading past ...
Drinking
Ireland
Stories
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Why did Britney Spears Lose Her Kids?
2007-10-03 12:45:00
Why did Britney Spears lose her kids?
In case you have not heard, Los Angeles Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon ruled on Monday that Britney must turn custody of her two children, Sean and Jayden, over to her ex-husband, Kevin Federline.
The reason why Britney lost her kids is hardly earth shaking. She lost them because she did not obey the judge's orders.
In previous court appearances, ...
Britney Spears
Kids
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Ordinary Birds Turn Violent
2007-10-02 08:07:00
You had better watch out, because these birds can turn on you at a moment's notice. I have never liked geese that much anyway compared to most other birds.
More Animal Humor...
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Birds
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Sneak Thief Caught in the Act
2007-10-02 00:30:00
Where oh where did a mother go wrong? This Scottish youngster is filmed in the act of pilfering just to put food in his mouth.
If only he had gotten an education! Then he might not have to resort to such a devious means of making ends meet. It just makes a mother want to cry to see a life such as this wasted.
Notice how quickly the thief turns to flight when confronted with his dastardly deed. ...
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Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron Still Together
2007-10-01 10:54:00
The tablogs (tabloid type blogs) have persisted in circulating rumors that Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron, the Disney stars of "High School Musical 2," are splitting up.
VanZac have been systematically denying and countering the rumors by trying to appear in public on occasion, but the tablogs have been relentless.
VanZac deliberately posed for the paparazzi while stopping for gas this weekend. ...
Vanessa Hudgens
Zac Efron
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Paris Hilton, David Letterman September 28, 2007
2007-09-30 07:15:00
You asked for it, so here it is - Paris Hilton on the Late Show with David Letterman on September 28, 2007.
There is a lot of talk on other blogs, especially blogs specializing in Hollywood personalities, that David "grilled" Paris about her prison stay.
That talk is nonsense. If Paris expected not to be asked about her prison stay, she had unrealistic expectations.
David did ask about it ...
Paris
Paris Hilton
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Funny Photos
2007-09-29 21:41:00
George Bush demonstrates his new mobile satellite dish.
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Vladimir Putin thinking: "Look at that putz! He's the leader of the most powerful country in the world, and he can't even work an umbrella. Where did mother Russia go wrong?"
I wonder where he learned that? Sometimes they learn some things a little too fast.
"Yeah, lady! We'll put it out in a minute. We want just one more photo." ...
Funny
Photos
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Irish Blessings and More Irish Drinking Tales
2007-09-29 01:40:00
Here are a couple of Irish drinking stories followed by traditional Irish blessings:
France’s President, Nicolas Sarkozy was working in his office when his telephone rang.
"Hallo, Mr. Sarkozy!" said a voice in a heavily accented brogue. "This is Paddy down at McCafferty’s Pub in County Cork, Ireland. I am ringing you up to inform you that we are officially declaring war on the French!"
"Well, ...
Drinking
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Extraordinary New Singer You Must Watch
2007-09-28 01:34:00
This video is not humorous, but the singer is so absolutely incredible and remarkable that you simply must watch and must listen. The singer is from the show "Britain‘s Got Talent," and they have truly found a diamond in the rough here.
This young Englishman sings so well that his performance will bring tears to your eyes. The man is so absolutely amazing that you will feel good just knowing ...
Singer
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Boeing 720 Gives Birth to Cessna 172
2007-09-27 01:32:00
News of Note:
Dateline: Washington, D.C. The Washington Post reported today that a Boeing 720 has given birth to a Cessna 172 single prop aircraft. The proud papa is an Airbus 340, and this is the first successful mating in captivity of a Boeing with a French made Airbus according to the Post’s report.
Prior to this the Boeing has been far too shy to mate while in captivity, whereas the French ...
Birth
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Have Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron Split Up?
2007-09-24 07:20:00
Some of those oh so nasty Internet media outlets (also known as tabloid blogs or tablogs) have been reporting that Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron have broken up their relationship. The cause, of course, would be the pressure caused by Vanessa’s nude and somewhat embarrassing photos that seem to be constantly trickling onto the Internet.
Well, those tablogs can give it up because ...
Vanessa Hudgens
Zac Efron
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Road Sign Bloopers
2007-09-23 20:47:00
Ah, the road sign is an integral part of automotive society. It is generally taken for granted and is usually not the subject of further study--unless, of course, it contains a glaring error. In which case, we all will take enormous delight in wallowing amongst the verbal sludge cast about during the ensuing debate over the merits of our highways' road sign etiquette.
You may have to study these ...
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Redneck Wireless Telehone Call
2007-09-22 17:24:00
Sometimes you get that phone call that you simply have to take. But, when nature calls, you really cannot ignore that either. The result might very well end up like this, except that this redneck men’s room has no walls.
Well, that simply makes for more interesting conversations and undoubtedly for some animated observations from the voyeur in all of us.
Personally, I am going to hang around to ...
Wireless
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Einstein, the Famous Talking Grey African Parrot
2007-09-20 07:06:00
This is Einstein, a famous talking grey African parrot. This bird is smarter than the rest of us, which is why they named him Einstein. He can make sounds that I could only hope to make.
He should have a long career because I have heard that these birds can live as long as 70 years.
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Einstein
Famous
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OJ Simpson Denied Bail While Partners Released
2007-09-19 07:04:00
OJ Simpson was charged today with 10 felony counts and one gross misdemeanor count in connection with his recent escapade in the sports memorabilia un-robbery that took place in the Palace Station Hotel-Casino. Simpson was also denied bail, while two of his alleged accomplices have already made bail.
This has raised questions about reverse favoritism because one of Simpson’s compatriots, Walter ...
Denied
Simpson
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OJ Simpson and the Un-Robbery
2007-09-18 17:19:00
OJ Simpson’s antics last week are proof that a leopard does not change its spots. In case you have not heard, Simpson, who was acquitted in 1995 of murdering his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ron Goldman, has been arrested and charged with two counts of robbery with a deadly weapon, two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, and conspiracy to commit robbery and burglary with a ...
Simpson
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Britney Spears Pays Off K-fed, Linsay Lohan Quits Showbiz
2007-09-17 07:30:00
Britney Spears will or will not lose her child custody battle on Monday: take your pick. The predictions are all over the map on this one. Australia's Herald Sun newspaper is reporting that a "secret witness" is scheduled to testify on Monday about Ms. Spears' drug use in front of her children.
That type of testimony would surely sway most courts. However, other reports state that Britney and ...
Britney Spears
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Redneck Wedding Revenge
2007-09-16 20:12:00
All weddings are not a celebration of flowers and good wishes. Every now and then, you will run across one like this.
At a large wedding reception of about 300 guests, the groom approached a microphone on the stage to address the crowd. He thanked everyone for coming to the ceremony, many from long distances, to support the bridal couple at their wedding. He said he especially wanted to thank ...
Revenge
Wedding
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Zac Efron to Vanessa Hudgens: I Will Stand By You
2007-09-15 23:51:00
Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens’ co-star in “High School Musical 2” and also her real life boyfriend, has promised her his support and is quoted in Life & Style Weekly magazine as telling Vanessa “I’ll stand by you.”
Vanessa has been the object of media and blogosphere derision since a nude photo of her was leaked on the Internet last week. The Disney Channel, which is where HSM 2 has been playing ...
Vanessa Hudgens
Zac Efron
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More Irish Drinking Stories, David Letterman, Jay Leno
2007-09-14 11:05:00
Here is another Irish drinking story along with a few more gems from Jay Leno and David Letterman:
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar.
The ambiance was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food quite exceptional.
"Ye'ken," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why, in Glasgow we have a bar named McTavish's. There, the barman goes out of his way for ...
Drinking
Stories
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Vanessa Hudgens, the Hollywood Un-Scandal
2007-09-11 18:10:00
In case you have not heard about it, a Hollywood scandal in the making was scuttled recently before it could ever amount to anything. The question is, how could that be even remotely possible in our scandal loving society? That does not sound like the Hollywood we all know and…love?
Naturally, Hollywood thrives on scandals. You know the old saying: any publicity is good publicity, or something ...
Hollywood
Vanessa Hudgens
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Fuzzy Zoeller Gets Incredible Hole in One
2007-09-08 20:08:00
This video shows an incredible hole in one by golfer, Fuzzy Zoeller, at the Des Moines, Iowa, Allianz Championship in June, 2006. When you first see it, you begin to think that it is a phony video, but that is not the case according to the official Fuzzy Zoeller web site at www.fuz.com.
The suspect part of the video is when the ball lands right on the fringe of the green and just sits there for ...
Fuzzy
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Redneck Tennis...No...Redneck Baseball...No...
2007-09-07 00:08:00
Is it tennis or is it baseball? Let's see...let's call it redneck tennis ball. Maybe you could call it redneck tenball or redneck basis? How about tennis-baseball. No matter what you call it, this is not your usual version of bat and ball. These guys are very good with a bat--a whole lot better than I was when I was a kid.
This could be a whole new version of bat and ball, but only the really ...
Baseball
Tennis
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