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Punkeys is a site dedicated to exposing the true threat monkeys and all simians pose to humans, bringing proof of their plotting to the public and to also expose the \
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Follow up: Rutherford College, NC
2007-12-17 16:05:20
Well, they have identified the suspect in the attack we reported on originally here. We also have a “motive”:
The owners said he thinks the monkey was attracted to some coconut lotion that Brooke Ross was wearing. Sheriff’s deputies said his pet stepped off of his shoulder onto the counter where Ross was working, and when [...] ...
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Move along little doggie
2007-12-14 16:05:06
They’ve turned man’s best friend against us!!
Picture of this dogpoke from Whiplash the monkey. ...
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Celebrating our own demise!
2007-12-13 14:53:23
Several institutions around the globe have taken to throwing birthday parties for their primates.
There is Delu at the Oregon Zoo:
Delu has crossed some major milestones recently, weaning herself from her mother’s milk and losing her pure-white baby coloring. She now looks a lot like her parents, with a black body and white shoulders, back and [...] ...
Demise
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Helper Monkey or Assisted Suicide?
2007-12-12 14:31:13
I was alerted to this story at WFAA.com about a bi-polar woman in Fort Worth, TX (now considered Occupied Territory) and her monkey.
A monkey that became caught in the middle of a battle between her owner and the Humane Society was returned home Wednesday.
Heather Grady, who is bipolar, said she depends on “Zoe,” a 3.5 [...] ...
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Devious plot uncovered
2007-12-11 14:50:41
The Sun stumbled upon a cunning plan. So cunning they haven’t even realized it yet!
AÂ family of chimps feast(ed) on the first batch of 50,000 bananas seized by Customs smashing a smuggling operation.
Customs officers found 2.7 million contraband cigarettes hidden among 530 boxes of bananas on a lorry at Poole, Dorset.
They gave the fruit to nearby [...] ...
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Butt wait…there’s more!
2007-12-10 14:12:56
We have obtained evidence that the monkeys are developing biological weapons:
Call this: Weapons of Ass Destruction or Asses of Evil, your choice ...
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They have responded.
2007-12-07 14:34:51
Apparently someone didn’t like my first few posts.
I don’t think he is saying I’m #1.
Thanks to anwin for the assist. ...
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Oh! What a cute monk…AAAAHHGGH!!
2007-12-06 13:45:02
Another brazen attack. This time in Rutherford College. From The News Herald:
Store clerk Brooke Ross has learned a valuable lesson the hard way: Resist the urge to pet a monkey.
A man with a monkey on his shoulder patronized the Family Food Mart in Rutherford College on Sunday.
When the man, whom Ross didn’t know, stepped up [...] ...
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Know Thy Enemy
2007-12-05 14:56:10
Disturbing article over at the Chicago Tribune regarding the hierarchy of Rhesus Monkeys:
For hundreds of thousands of years, female rhesus macaques have successfully ruled highly regimented societies in which the queenly alpha females control families, territories and resources, taking their followers into war as highly disciplined armies.
Armies. Their words, not mine. Worried yet? Read on.
The [...] ...
Enemy
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Monkey’s Monster Memory
2007-12-04 19:18:00
Thanks to bored squishy for posting:
More proof that monkeys are getting smarter. From US News and World Report:
It may be a case of monkey see, monkey do better - a new study finds young chimpanzees beating human adults at remembering numbers.
A team of Japanese researchers compared three pairs of mother-and-child pairs of chimpanzees who had [...] ...
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Monkey
Monster
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The Revolution will be Blogged
2007-12-03 16:33:41
Welcome to Punkeys. Punkeys are Punk Monkeys. Monkeys with an evil agenda.
This site is dedicated to exposing the growing threat of worldwide monkey dominance. The monkey population (that includes all primates as well as apes) has become more aggressive. They have stepped up their attacks and their propaganda machine is at full speed. Quietly and [...] ...
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Revolution
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