edgeofsanity this blog is about everyday life and the things I find humorous, such as stupid workers and the funny things my Grandkids say.

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Show Me Your Teeth, Walleye
2008-02-28 23:20:05
There are so many various species out there that some call Human. I wonder if the UFO abduction theory is true and this is where these impostors come from. You all know the walleyes, right? These are the ones that mumble when they talk and you can't even get any eye contact because one of their eyes is looking at the wall. You never fucking know which eye to look at so you stare at the middle of ...

Man made Atrocities or Made Up Monsters,? You Decide
2008-02-27 04:21:42
Oh me. I have some things I need to get off my chest. So many people that are gullible. I know we all read articles that make us stop and think. But what do we believe? There are so many theories that are hard to explain right? You would think everyone knows we did indeed land on the moon. At least I believe we did. There is a large group that believe this never happened, that is was all ...

One of My Favorite Photos
2008-02-25 09:07:51
Sultana is having a contest for entrecredits. Just post a picture that celebrates life and put the link in blogcatolog at her discussion. My picture celebrates the great day we had as a family. We fished with the kids and had a picnic. It was a beautiful day with so many good memories. I happened to catch this gorgeous sunset over Kerr Lake on the way home that day. Perfect ending to a perfect ...

Going Postal On the Post Office
2008-02-23 16:33:10
I am a little bit peeved, pissed you might say. I have lived at my house in the middle of the sticks for ten years. I have the same mail person I have always had. I am at the same Post Office. Hell it is only a two room Post Office for crying out loud. One room has PO boxes and the other is where they sort the mail. The town I live in is very small. As a matter of fact we have two people who ...

Will Beg For Traffic?
2008-02-22 17:52:39
I don't know about the rest of you but I get tired of bloggers begging for traffic. I really think if they could write worth a damn they would not have to beg for it. I only have one subscriber and you don't see me begging. Getting someone to your site unless you write well, will not increase your traffic. You have to work at your blog. You must make yourself a BIG pain in the ass. Write to ...

Guest Blogger
2008-02-21 02:14:09
I am going to have a guest blogger today. I may do this again depending on your thoughts. Be nice and leave her some comments please. Disclaimer: She does NOT read my posts. Enjoy Miley Cyrus is a great kid . I know thirty facts about her and two secrets. Her real name is Destiny Hope Cyrus. Miley is her nickname. Her fave clothes that she wears are: Shirts: long , flowy ...
Blogger  Guest 

Useful Things I have Found While Looking For Help
2008-02-20 00:24:13
I have a lot of problems trying to visualize problem solving. I don’t know if it because I am just addlepated or a little thick. I am one to not ask questions because I do not want everyone to know how really BLONDE I can be. With me if I can see exactly how things are done, or can do a hands on then I am fine. So to that I will share some of the sites I have found through my wanderings of a ...
Help 

Yes I Give Up!
2008-02-18 20:35:24
All right already! I will never again try a meme. My first one and it was a flop. Lucky for all of you I am not pissed about it. Let me ask you a question then. Is that alright? Do you think you can handle a simple question? Huh? Do ya? In your humble opinion what is the ONE thing you would change about your life? More money? A better education? A different spouse? Children? No children? Me? I ...

Tag Day Sunday
2008-02-17 15:39:40
I have never done one of these and have never been tagged so I am going to tag myself. I will tag some of you and if you don't want to do this that's ok because I am. I got this from joanjoyce. So here goes nothing. I am tagging: astrangelife, wildclips, catwiththumbs, therollerblog, monkeychapps, ———COPY FROM HERE———- Rule #1 Copy all the links below (make sure its alphabetized) and replace a ...

Why Can't I Own a Canadian?
2008-02-17 14:00:59
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as ...
Canadian 

Blogger Help, Meta Tags, Anchor Text.
2008-02-16 14:38:33
I have been having a problem lately with adding code to my template. After going through site after site, I have just about given up. It seems to me if you have a site that is for dummies, in other words, me the least you can do is answer any posers that are given to you. There is nothing more frustrating than to have a problem and wait days in hopes someone will get back to you. I have a problem ...
Blogger  Help  Tags 

He Never Lies When Calling in Sick
2008-02-16 02:16:51
I received this in my e mail and had to share it. It is supposed to be true. I will always think about this when I call in. We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason ...

Simple Everyday Rules to Live By
2008-02-14 18:49:27
I am having such a wonderful day. Really. The sun is shining and the birds are singing and all is right with the world. In fact I have been thinking how things should go my way more often. So I am going to come up with some rules for people to live by. It would make me a much happier people hating person. 1. Please don't stop at a green light and wait for the oncoming traffic to turn left as ...

Who Are You Going To Vote For?
2008-02-13 16:41:45
I love this picture. It says it all. No More, No Less ...
Vote 

Monday, Monday
2008-02-11 15:33:32
Another Monday. I'm not going to complain though ( oh I know, shut up). I am not going to complain because I think when we wish a day to be over that brings us one step closer to our maker. I am not really a bad person, just sometimes I write how I think. Is this the wrong thing to do? I don't know I just do it and be damned to the consequences. There are a lot of things that make me happy, like ...

I'm Off! To Rant of Course
2008-02-10 18:36:27
I know I rant a lot, but you people give me the ammo. Okay? Let me start with , What is the big fucking deal about Football. Now I know I am going to piss a lot of people off but who cares. You are not paying me for shit. I HATE!!!! football. To me it is a bunch of drug ridden, gang banging, dog fighting bunch of faggots who now have an excuse to play with some man butt in public. Please! This is ...
Course 

More Blogs Than You Can shake A Stick At
2008-02-10 03:48:58
My God, there is no way the majority of bloggers will ever make it. I am not sure if I am in that group or not. I see so many blogs and the only way I feel I can break through is if two thirds of them drop dead. I enjoy doing this although I should just be working another job. I have more mouth than an elephant's got ass but unless I am out there who cares? My money is tighter than a gnat's ass ...
Blogs 

Sweet, Pass this On!
2008-02-10 02:16:54
John Gebhardt's wife, Mindy, said that this little girl's entire family was executed. The insurgents intended to execute the little girl also, and shot her in the head...but they failed to kill her. She was cared for in John's hospital and is healing up, but continues to cry and moan. The nurses said John is the only one who seems to calm her down, so John has spent the last four nights ...

What fun I have had
2008-02-08 18:27:13
Oh my Gawd was today a blast or what? I swear being at the top of the shit list is soooo much fun. I am being micro managed and being told not to be "petulant" to my boss. He actually had the nerve to tell me that. The man who belittles you for any small infraction, who says he doesn't care if one of our employees "drops dead right now". The same one who tells the Managers, that the next in ...
Fun 

People I Know
2008-02-08 09:29:20
There are people I know who are, for lack of a better term a few bricks shy of a load. I don't know if there Mama was mainlining Moonshine or what, but some people are just plain stupid. I know one Woman who told a friend of mine that the reason the cops were shining a light in his car when he was stopped was because of the Breathalizer that is built in to the flashlight. Same person told us that ...

New Template
2008-02-07 17:47:18
Just a quick one. I have once again changed my blog. I will post more later. Notice I have some tweaking to do. What does everyone think. Let me know if the background color interferes with reading the posts. What else do I need. Thanks all ...
Template 

It's Tuesday.... And?
2008-02-05 23:07:30
Yes, its Tuesday. And? I was fine until I awoke this evening and realized I am still me. I awoke and thought, "Oh shit, I still have to walk and talk and work and eat and shit and that's just the tip of the iceberg. I still have to worry about the bills, and I have to work. I am not rich, or well off or even comfortable. I just am. People still piss me off and I will still bitch. About a life ...

Most Embarrassing Moment?
2008-02-03 19:26:56
What is your most embarrassing moment? I would love to read how you dealt with it . Once a friend and I were out job hunting and it was in the middle of summer in baking hot Phoenix. We had just gotten back in the car and when she turned on the air conditioner I lifted the front of my skirt to air it off (I guess that was what I was doing) and the fucking vent fell out of the dash!! I just ...

The CONCERT!!
2008-02-03 05:37:55
Thanks to beth we got to see the Hannah Montana movie/concert. She wrote to say that the movie was sold out where she lives so I went online and bought them in advance. I am glad I did because when we got there they were sold out. My youngun is ten and like I said, is in love with Hannah Montana. We went to the show tonight and as I have seen the show only a million times, I knew what I was in ...
Concert 

The Things People Won't Tell
2008-02-01 23:57:33
I have a problem with people who are too embarrassed to tell you when you have made a social faux pas. Zipper down? Let's all whisper and laugh. Booger hanging on your nose? Let's just avoid looking right at that person. I would tell people when their shirt is inside out but that seems to be the style for some. Who's to know? I have the awful habit of trying to feed my bosoms sometimes (Hey! ...

I am an Orange
2008-02-01 18:12:52
Thanks to Karen for this little quiz. I am an Orange. I kinda think I am when I read what it said an Orange is. This site was so much fun I had to learn more and more about myself and what a hoot I am (according to the quizzes I took anyways). Lets see, my recipe for me is: 3 parts Creativity 2 parts Imagination ...
Orange 

Today, Hannah Montana
2008-02-01 18:03:05
My youngest is a freak for Hannah Montana. We are going to the movies tonight and hopefully the show won't be sold out. My baby thinks she is so great and wants to be just like her. So far Miley Cyrus looks like she is a well grounded young lady. I think that is the difference between her and all the other ones like, Brittany Spears, Lindsey Lohan and the others who really had no role models ...

Forgive Me World if I have Nothing Nice To Say
2008-01-31 20:49:31
I am so sorry about this, but I have to do it. I HAVE HAD A TOTALLY FUCKED UP DAY!!!!!! I have been out of my happy pills for two days and if that is not enough to give me brain hiccups, my Boss, who I think is really an insane fucking crack-headed snot eating little bastard, got pissed at me today. The bad thing was he was WRONG! I had done exactly what I had been instructed to do and instead of ...

Mental Hospital Phone Menu
2008-01-30 08:47:41
Hello and thank you for calling the State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options: If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly If you are co- dependant, please ask someone to press 2 for you If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5 and 6 If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, so please stay on the line so we can trace your call If you are ...
Hospital  Menu  Phone 

John Chow, Move Over HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2008-01-29 02:50:10
Well, I have some things to say (ya think?) First, (not looking for anything just a fact) today is my Birthday. I won't tell my age except to say I am OLD!! I don't feel any older than when I was in my twenties but people look at me funny when I act like I am in my twenties. Actually I do a lot better than the young punks that work for me. They come dragging their asses to work saying how little ...