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Ok, Where Was I?
I'm a scribbling woman lost in the cornfields of the Midwest. My goal is to enjoy this one big, crazy trip. These are the postcards from my life, a life full of corncobs and deer poop.
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Some random and not very well mixed nuts
2008-02-07 19:53:27
Lists are very organized, aren't they? That's me. I'm super organized. In fact, I should have a blog solely related to organizing tips. And I'm just organized enough to do that--maintain two blogs and all that. Don't let the photos... ...
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Oh no, I'm not that kind of girl
2008-02-07 07:25:25
Ok, so Hallie over at Wonderful World of Wieners posted her list yesterday—you know those lists that skanky hoes (I actually had to look that up—it didn’t look right) have of people they’d screw even though they’re married? Well I... ...
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Where's My Little Violin?
2008-02-06 08:41:14
Don't you love when you're whining hits you in the face like a...like a....Oh, like a bad metaphor, stinking and not making sense, and leaving stinking, nonsensical residue all over your face? This is (some of) what I complained about... ...
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When I Squeeze You, You Make Noise
2008-02-05 08:38:51
Bath time at our house is both a fun bonding time and the last hurdle in a very long and cruel race. On the one hand, it’s already been a long day. Everyday. Just some more than others. So the... ...
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I See London, I See France
2008-02-04 19:34:15
Over the weekend, I got a couple of searchies (that’s my new term for search engine visitors) looking for photos of girls in school uniforms. Mostly my take on such things is this: Whatever floats your boat, or your peter.... ...
France
London
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I may never eat berries again
2008-02-02 08:32:54
When I started this blog, I never imagined it being any source of income or even of one single dollar. I fantasized about it, sure; but I fantasize about everything I do on a day-to-day basis being a source of... ...
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I'm a raging success!
2008-02-01 17:46:03
Yes, Ladies and Gents, I got me an award. And it's goin' up on the sidebar as soon as I scrape together the twenty minutes it's going to take for me to remember how to do that. Thanks so much... ...
Success
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From my home to yours: Lasagna Edition
2008-01-31 18:46:49
If you type "lasagna recipes" into google, you get "about 141,000" hits. I thought I'd throw mine out there for a good ol' 141,001. I've noticed that other bloggers out there blog about their recipes, so I wanted to copy.... ...
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I'm on the Playground, Pt. 2
2008-01-30 22:32:16
Ok, so these are twelve random things about me that I have not (I don’t think) mentioned so far. Once I got started there were just so many fascinating things about me that I had a difficult time narrowing the... ...
Playground
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I'm on the Playground
2008-01-30 16:39:30
playing freeze tag and no one is coming by to unfreeze me. Ok, so in the past two days I was tagged twice to share 6/12 things about myself. I'm so thoroughly uninteresting, that I'm going to have to think... ...
Playground
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Let's Constipate this Marriage
2008-01-30 07:26:40
If you don't know where this line comes from, you have to check out this new show: You may not know this about me, but I waste a lot of time every single day doing stuff that doesn't matter. It's... ...
Marriage
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Remember, Fish Need Even Temps
2008-01-29 18:21:15
Unless you’re crazy and you don’t watch TV, you’ve seen this thing I have a PC. I don’t really “get” macs. It’s like when you’re straight and you go, "Oh, no…actually I’m just straight. I don’t have anything against being... ...
Fish
Temps
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Don't You Worry Your Pretty Little Head
2008-01-29 17:02:26
I realize I have way too many posts in a row about kids, but these things pop up. And just like bloggers who might discuss the voting thing in Florida today, which is supposedly a big deal for some guy... ...
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What's Lazy Sunday?!
2008-01-28 01:24:01
I don't know, but it sounds fun. Avitable has this very post today (only with his answers), and I just took it. I'm all over something with Lazy in the name. And I'm all over someone else doing the work... ...
Lazy Sunday
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Life with Boys
2008-01-26 23:05:52
A short video about a boy and his fart. Yeah, I know. I can't believe I wrote it either--and after all the poop posts. Whatever...this is my life. ...
Life
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Toe Fetish
2008-01-25 17:48:03
Ok, so I got a thing for toes. No...not that kind of thing. And not those kinds of toes. In fact, since I brought it up, I don’t get that kind of thing for those kinds of toes at all.... ...
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MedAwards
2008-01-24 16:25:04
After 43 posts, it seems the perfect time to dole out an award. Hallie of The Wonderful World of Wieners gets the first "This Blog Makes Me Want to Take Meds" Award for the emotional toll her posts take on... ...
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Child Labor
2008-01-23 17:21:16
You'll never guess, not in a million years, what I said to this kid to get him this excited. Do you want an ice cream cone? Want to go to the amusement park? Want to get your paints out and... ...
Child
Labor
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The Civil War was about...
2008-01-22 07:39:01
The heart on this one is so big it scares me. I know, I know…every mother thinks that, right? Well I don’t know if they do or not, but this is different. Really. I’m not just biased. He is super... ...
Civil War
War
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Bad jeans, good genes
2008-01-21 17:43:19
Ok, so I've got this problem. I can't shake it. I've had it for years--half my life really. About once a year, I must--MUST--buy a pair of jeans that are too short. I simply cannot not do it. You see,... ...
Jeans
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What did I do last Monday?
2008-01-20 08:24:31
Apparently I had a bitchin' good time last Monday. But I can't even remember. This is the email I got today from someone named Millie Witt (Millie, are you out there? Tell me what happened.): Kliment. it is Abigail I... ...
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I'm missing 31% of my personality
2008-01-19 20:14:16
It's zero degrees, so what better day to take a bunch of internet quizzes that really get at the heart of what makes a person a person. So first up, I have 69% of a personality. I don't know what... ...
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These ain't your grandma's knee highs
2008-01-18 08:13:21
The absence of the Golden Globes and their red carpet disasters that even I, as someone who never, ever watches such drivel, can't help but notice in the days following the ceremony has left a fashion void in my life,... ...
Grandma
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What the...? Updated
2008-01-17 16:32:25
Ok, for those people who have been here before and then witnessed this site's momentary white-face this morning, this update will only make sense for you. I just couldn't take it. I have no idea what happened, except that on... ...
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fun learning with the kids
2008-01-17 06:58:00
As I casually thought about homeschool from the first year of babe1’s life and researched it more seriously for the past many months, I had many vivid fantasies about the ways in which a more organic approach to learning would... ...
Fun
Kids
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a blogging good accomplishment
2008-01-16 17:18:49
Ok, so a mere 30-some posts into this blog thing, and, boy, is it a roaring success. I can see the benefits of getting the word out. That little thing down in the left sidebar that I found on someone... ...
Blogging
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What could this dream mean?
2008-01-15 16:22:50
Ok, so I've always had odd dreams. They almost never include people I know--though every once in a while a celebrity will show up (still waiting on Liam Neeson and James Spader though). I thought I'd throw out this one... ...
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Weekend getaway
2008-01-15 06:52:21
You may have heard that there’s a writer’s strike in Hollywood. And if so, you may then have heard that there was no Golden Globe ceremony b/c actors were not going to cross the picket line to attend. Want to... ...
Getaway
Weekend
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Anatomy of an office
2008-01-12 07:30:59
Ok, so HGTV may be the only place where you can watch Design on a Dime, the show where Kristan Cunningham (who is way cute on her website, btw) will show you how to make some crappy room in your... ...
Office
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Mid-day ramblings
2008-01-11 19:10:32
It is not like me to have two minutes in the afternoon to write anything, but the updated banner, I thought, could use a mention. During a walk--excuse me, I'm a homeschooler now, so I meant to say our nature... ...
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