That’s right folks. Across the pond in the glorious country of Scotland you can now go to a local supermarket and buy a liter of beer cheaper than a liter of water. A liter of beer costs 50p while a liter of water will run you anywhere between 56p and 92p. I don’t know shit [...]
Earlier today in London, two blokes (that’s British-speak for “men”) decided to hijack a beer lorry (British-speak for “truck”) and make a break for it. Unfortunately, it seems as though the criminals skipped the driving test for this size of rig and got a couple hundred meters (British-speak for “three feet”), made a turn too [...]
Download iPod video || Vote it on MetalzBuy Korpiklaani albumsKorpiklaani downloadsEmbed video code:See more Korpiklaani videosBeer Beer Lyrics:From evening to morningand morning to eveningI wanna drinksomething stronger than a manFrom evening to morningand morning to eveningI wanna drinkcause that's what I amBeer, beerI want beerfrom beer I get really drunkBeer, beerI need more beerso much I pass outFor beer I'm workingfor beer I'm fightingfor bee I'll dowhatever I have towhen drunk I'm talkingwhen drunk I'm jokingwhen drunk I can be as I'vealways wanted to beeAbout Korpiklaani:Korpiklaani (Forest Clan in Finnish) is a folk metal band from Finland. Korpiklaani is the new name of the band previously called Shaman, that was formed by Jonne Järvelä who still remains the mastermind of Korpiklaani. In contrast to Shaman which recorded songs in the original Sami language, Korpiklaani record mostly in English, but also in Finnish. The musical style is a more conventional folk/thrash metal.
It is common knowledge that beer bellies are a bad and unwanted extension of the body. They tend to involve a risk of diabetes, high blood pressure and cholesterol and are also held to cause heart attacks. A lot of men turn towards plastic surgery procedures like tummy tucks and liposuction to get rid of the beer belly or menopaunch. While cosmetic surgery can reduce a beer belly to a significant degree, it has to be considered as last resort. Middle-aged men are advised to change their life-style and dietary habits before thinking of going in for a nip-and-tuck. Drinks like beer and liquor are calorie-rich, something that your beer belly doesn’t want. Even junk foods lead to a gradual thickening of the waist-line A calorie-free food and drink regime is one of the best ways to keep the plastic surgeon away. While cosmetic surgery can help you with your beer belly, it should not be seen as a means to an end. Visit the Plastic Surgery Institute of California for tummy t
Yesterday was the Super Run 10K. I had been concerned for two weeks or so that I would have to quit the race due to my shin splints and tight calves. I had been icing my legs the days leading up to the race. I had been stretching. I had high [...]
My beer belly is craving it.
Belly up to the bar! Everyone will want to be next to you, the guy with the built-in bottle opener on his belt! This heavy web belt measures 54 inches and is trimmable and adjustable for any size beer-drinker.
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The ILL_Natured_gr team continues to provide you with the best available info and tips!How to Teach Your Dog to Get a BeerEver been too lazy to get off the couch and get a beer? Teach your dog to do it and you'll never have to change.Steps1.Tie a rope or a towel to the door of your fridge. If you have a tug toy that your dog likes, this would work as well. 2.With your dog next to you, open the fridge and say "Get me a Beer you Lazy Mutt" or whatever command you have chosen for this command (preferably something nicer). Encourage your dog to pull on this towel until the fridge opens. Repeat this command until they only repeat this action on your command. Don't forget to give praise and a treat when they successfully open the fridge. 3.Have your beer on the lowest shelf of the fridge so that your dog can reach it. Point to the beer can and encourage her to get it. If they don't understand then as you give the command pick up the beer and place it in mouth. Give your dog praise. Give the
In our spare time, the odd hour of sobriety as well as professionally, we're not only "festive boozing consultants" (with carefully hand-crafted-in-the-garage business cards to prove it) but self appointed industry analysts taking the sector's pulse and checking for slow, shallow breathing of the type the gentlemen pictured here might experience if they kept up this activity for a protracted period.With the buzz from 2007 wearing off and the promise of a brighter and more prosperous 08 (our jobs have yet to be outsourced to humorists in India) we Shark Guys were ready to stagger into the New Year without tripping and falling on the panic button. However we’ve just smashed the protective glass case and wrapped a towel around a hand to stop the bleeding. This is the same hand that would’ve ordinarily been extended— palm out, to demand a traffic cop-like halt to a disturbing trend post haste, or slapped down in a Jeopardy-style buzz-in: "What is beer?: the correct response to the cl
Ben Widdicombe of the New York Daily News reports that Clay Aiken was spotted drinking beer with the two "very young" French men the 'American Idol' season two runner-up brought with him to the opening of the Detny shoe store on New York City's Mulbe
If you are a regular reader you might remember a couple of days ago I talked about how Robert Allenby wasn't too happy about the bar on the 11th hole of the Australian open. This was his response: Robert Allenby produced some rare theatrics at the $1.75 million Australian Open, donning bright red earmuffs and pumping up the crowd before putting himself in contention for another Stonehaven Cup. Allenby fired a two-under par 70 at The Australian course to move to seven under overall, one shot behind West Australians Nick O'Hern (66) and Kim Felton (69). Defending champion John Senden missed the cut, joining Mark Hensby, Brett Rumford and struggling former US Open champion Michael Campbell on the sidelines this weekend. But all the talk was about Allenby's colourful display, the likes of which is rarely witnessed on professional golf's pristine fairways. Speculation was rife all week that Allenby, who is chasing a third Open to add to his 1994 and 2005 victories, would cop an earful fr
Two weeks ago Robert Allenby threatened not to play in his native country again after being heckled by three drunken fans during the Australian Masters. His comments since would hardly have helped matters. Stuart Appleby reckons his Victorian counterpart Robert Allenby would have been better off keeping his mouth shut about the galleries at this week's $1.75 million Australian Open. Allenby all-but guaranteed he would be heckled at The Australian course in Sydney, saying he has his earplugs ready for the 11th hole, which will come complete with its own bar. Not all players would have made a similar stance. Appleby, for one, would have kept his mouth firmly closed. "There's a lot of players out there, I'm not sure if the public's trying to target Robert," Appleby said. "It sounds like Robert's saying they will, which only heightens it. "You drop a piece of meat on the ground, you don't have to yell out 'piece of meat' to the flies, they work out where it is pretty quick. "If he'
According to the press release, "Bing Bong Inc. has paved the way for the entire beer pong industry" (our italics) with their "beer pong" accouterments.If you're unfamiliar with beer pong, consider this a public service announcement (or, to put it another way, one of the few instances we're ever 'pro Bono'--har, har, har).Before shunting your son, and especially your daughter (see pictures below) off to some third-tier state college where, influenced by this game and others excuses to get college-age women drunk, the only Varsity Letter they're likely to achieve is an "F", here are the rules. (At this point we should mention that we don't think we're taking liberties with standard procedure if you substitute the eponymous 'beer' with any other alcoholic beverage or recreational drug of your choice as regional differences are likely to come into play).Two teams take turns shooting ping-pong balls into a triangle of cups at their opponent's end of the table. When a ball lands in a cup, t
New National Restaurant Association research shows that alcohol is among the hottest culinary trends in restaurants. A survey of more than 1,000 professional chefs -- American Culinary Federation members -- ranks craft beer, energy drink cocktails, martinis, mojitos, artisan liquors, organic wine and specialty beer in the top 20 trends. In addition to cocktails and bar drinks, alcohol is also used as an ingredient in cooking and as part of meals and menus through food-alcohol pairings."While wine, beer and spirits have always been part of the culinary arts and restaurant menus, specialty alcohol is increasingly popular right now," said Dawn Sweeney, President and CEO of the Association. "As American diners are growing increasingly sophisticated, adult beverages can be an important part of both recipes and meals. Alcohol tasting menus, or flights, are served by more restaurants, and pairing beer and wine with complementary flavors on your plate can very much enhance the dining experien
What a wonderful world...Wis. man upset over beer shoots goats WAUPACA, Wis. - A man who was upset with his wife for not buying beer took vengeance by shooting the family's two pet goats, prosecutors say. Peter W. Mischler, 48, was charged this week in Circuit Court with mistreatment of animals, possession of a firearm while intoxicated and disorderly conduct with a dangerous weapon.The complaint said Mischler came home Monday from hunting and became angry with his 22-year-old daughter for letting the goats out and making a mess. While she was talking on the phone to her mother, authorities said, he told her to tell his wife to bring home some beer, but his wife refused because she was already on her way home.He then threatened to shoot the goats, according to the complaint. After his wife arrived home, she and the daughter heard four gunshots."He shot both of them. He killed Flash, and the officer had to kill Chloe," the daughter, Megan Mischler, said in a phone interview Wednesday.
Here at TastyBooze we’ve highlighted some of the crazy/ridiculous things that come from Florida and Germany, but apparently Wisconsin has a little crazy too.
A Wisconsin man came home from hunting and requested his wife pick up some beer at the grocery store, when she refused he threatened the family goats. When the wife showed up [...]
WELLINGTON (Reuters Life!) - Like nothing better than an ice-cold beer? How about one with dry ice? A New Zealand university student has invented a device that cools beverages in a matter of minutes, without diluting them with ice cubes, using a cooling cell that pressurises liquid carbon dioxide into small blocks of dry ice in just seconds. "Nobody enjoys a warm beer on a summer's day. So I thought that would be a good one to look into to see if I can solve that," Kent Hodgson, a 22-year-old industrial design student at Massey University, told Reuters on Monday. All the drinker then needs to do is place the rod-like cell, he named the Huski, like a straw into the beverage container. "Within five minutes, you've got a super cold one," Hodgson said. He said he was looking into patenting his invention and was also in talks with brewery companies on the possible commercialisation of his invention.
Well, it’s almost December but it’s never too late to get your name in the running for Man of the Year. And I don’t want to speak for all TastyBoozers, but Kent Hodgson of New Zealand has my vote.
There’s nothing worst than a warm beer (well, there probably is something, but focus). The young [...]
The UK’s Daily Mail, fast becoming The Shark Guys newspaper of choice in terms of rich source material, recently ran a lengthy double-byline investigative piece (full story here) into the rising trend of supermarkets selling their own brands of beer for less than their bottled water. This came hot on the high-heels of an earlier exposé into another alcoholic scourge: those midriff and visible panty-line revealing Facebook girls gone wild, (a story we covered here).The Daily Mail reports that supermarket chains Tesco, Sainsbury’s and Asda are selling their own brands of beer at 22p (US$0.46) a can, which is less per litre than it costs to buy the stores’ mineral water and cola, and, in what would seem to be pure hyperbole given the alcohol content of the beer is between 2 and 3 percent, “cheap enough to allow someone to get drunk for just £1” (more on how they sent a reporter out in order to prove that claim later).Competition between the three supermarket chains led to the
I don’t need an excuse to enjoy a cold beer but that doesn’t mean I am not going to take advantage of a great one when I see it.
In a rare piece of good news for those who like a pint, Spanish researchers say beer can help someone who is dehydrated retain liquid better than [...]
In this article “ Top 3 World’s Most Expensive Beer “ from Socyberty.com you get a list of the most expensive beer in the world.1 - Would you buy a bottle of beer for $ 1.000! If you do, you will get a Vielle Bon Secours, and if you consider to do exactly that, you have to go to London to a bar called the Bierdrome.2 - If you only want to pay $ 100. You will get a Samuel Adams' Utopias, sold in copper bottles. This beer is listed in Guinness Book of Records as the strongest beer in the world – the alcohol content is 25 %.3 – If you just want to pay $ 52 you maybe want to buy a Tutankhamen Brew prepared according to the recipe and brewing method discovered by a team of University Cambridge archaeologists/Egyptologists in the Queen Nefertiti's Temple of the Sun in Egypt.Read the full article at Socyberty.comIf anyone tasted some of the beer above please post a comment how it tasted. I guess it isn’t the same as your ordinary Friday night beer!Cheers – John Kerbiac
Farmers are increasingly planting corn to be used as biofuel instead of wheat and barley, which are key ingredients in beer. This inexorably means that beer prices will rise.
(Do I see a ten-million man march on D.C. in the offing? Raise your Budweiser can to the sky and yell, we’re mad as hell and won’t [...]
I'm sure that most of you have seen this WordPress plug in, on most WordPress built blogs. And those who are using the plug in, are also using this phrase: " If you like my post, buy me a beer. "Now, some of you may wonder what can this plug in do? Is it a way to get a beer from your visitors? Will visitors have to really give you something to drink? The answer: No, it isn't a way to actually make your visitors or readers to give you a beer, for real. It is a way to ask people to support your blog, by donating you a small amount of money.All blog owners ( almost all ) use a way to collect some donations from their readers and visitors. Every blogger thought at an unique and even funny way to do it. They aren't simply asking for a donation, by saying: " Hey, I just need you to donate me $100.. " This because no one will ever donate a single cent, if they see that the respective blogger is begging for money. Instead, they use either a simple " Donate " button from PayPal or they come up
Apparently nobody told these elephants that “if you booze, you lose” and as a result they juiced themselves with 1.21 gigawatts.
Six Asiatic wild elephants were electrocuted as they went berserk after drinking rice beer in India’s remote northeast, a wildlife official said today.
Nearly 40 elephants came to a village on Friday looking for food. Some [...]
It’s something that every blurry-eyed soak with the wherewithal to dream wishes for: the day somebody says he will pick up every bar tab that comes before him till the day he drops dead. Paying for one’s beer-guzzling habit is undoubtedly the least appealing aspect of heavy drinking (next to the dry heaves) and the wish to drink as much as possible on as little money as possible explains why when it comes to mass producing beer, there are no standards too low if a cheap price-tag can be slapped on at the end. (This fact also explains why people say they love their home-brewed beer even when they didn’t have a clue what they were doing when they made it and resent having to drink such cheap slop). Croucher Brewery Company in New Zealand recently drew international headlines and more free publicity than it could have hoped for* when it offered a “lifetime supply” of beer to the person who returned a laptop that someone had spirited off its premises (Full story here). The la
Yesterday marked the opening of the Great American Beer Festival (GABF) in Denver, Colo. – or as I would call it, Heaven. The GABF is the beer drinker’s paradise and here are just a couple reasons why:
- 25,000 gallons of beer being poured at the festival
- 408 breweries on the festival floor
- 1884 different beers on the [...]
I know every needs a hobby and I am not one to judge but these ladies are nuts. Those poor goddamn ferrets. I wonder if they get together and put on little ferret puppet shows?
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An Arab, a Mexican and a Texas Cowboy are by some strange quirk of fate, drinking in the same West Texas beer joint one night and they are eyeballing each other in a nervous fashion.
The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass [...]
You know the drill: leave work gasping for a drink, arrive home, search fridge in vain, then go down the offey to only find warm beer. Yet once again, a gadget is set to save the day.Robocco, the Asahi Beer Robot, is set to go on sale, serving up chilled cans without you having to lift a finger. Stash away six tinnies in his android belly and he’ll whip out a glass and pour you some much deserved nectar. He’ll even tilt the glass at the perfect angle so you don’t get a glass of foam.There’s a cleaning mode, so you don’t need to reach for the jay clothes, he’ll talk to you as if a man or woman and has a plastic floor protector, meaning no drunken spillages. On his part anyway.He’ll hit your wallet for $799. Just make sure you use those dinky cans rather than the ‘it’s a whole pint honest’ variety. Check out his handy work below.
Son of a bitch! How did I not know about this!? We have been holding an every other week beer pong league here in Seattle for the last few months. This thing is sweet and it is only $24.99 on Amazon. I am thinking we need to get one and give it to the champion [...]
From Reason Magazine:Michael Jackson, who died last week at the age of 65, made a career of sharing his enthusiasm for the world's myriad beer styles with people who were accustomed to the bland, indistinguishable lagers that dominate the U.S. market. Eventually enough of them shared his enthusiasm to support a microbrew revolution that has brought real diversity to bars, restaurants, and grocery stores throughout the country.Farewell oh mighty Beer Hunter. Your service to your country is duly noted and much appreciated. I raise my glass in your honor.
Until the 1850s Allsopp’s Brewery was most notable for brewing some of the first India Pale Ales for export to the colonies. However, Samuel Allsopp was approached about a different recipe; Sir Edward Belcher was about to led an arctic expedition (1852) to search for the lost explorer Sir John Franklin. The Expedition needed [...]
My favorite flavored soda flavor of all time is root beer for the reason that it has many great memories along with it. It probably is not really about the flavor at all but about the memories that go along with drinking that flavor of soda that is very good with taste. My summer memories going to the root beer stand almost every day when I was a young girl and my teenage years hanging out at that fun place. Would go with family, friends it is the type of place either sit in the car or at the table outside. Hanged out with the girlfriends talking about boys, clothes, parties, dates and all the fun things a girl talks about when young. The girls and I sitting watching the gross boys riding around on bicycles we then watched those same boys grow into cute teenage boys that drove around in cool cars being wild trying to get the attention of all us teen girls. Everyone would go for dates there or go there before going to a party or after high school ball games, dates, first kiss, hookups,
Beer goggles bad...From CNN: BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival. The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it. "There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters. Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans
In college it was Icehouse. When I was 25 it was Bud Light. Now, my favorite beer is Blue Moon by Coors. Maybe its because it’s brewed just up the road from my house. Maybe its because it has a high calorie count. Or, maybe, its because of its wonderful, sweet goodness and its beautiful [...]
Well you might think that I would be out of things to say about beer pong tournaments at this point given the recent lengthy discussions on the topic (see Beta Test and Part Duex) - but my friend, you would be mistaken. A new wrinkle entered our lives last night…something no one expected…something I am still not certain wasn’t just an amazing dream…something I like to call the Village Pub. This little gem of a bar in the heart of Magnolia’s bustling downtown offered to host your favorite beer pongers last night - taking us out of our lowly backyard in Ravenna and away from screaming neighbors.
THE FEAR…When we got wind of the venue change for last nights tournament the general consensus of the group was: ‘Magnolia? Where’s that? Isn’t it an exclusive enclave of Patagonia fleeces and Volvo’s north of the city?’. And after referring to Google Maps our fears were confirmed….it is far far away and somehow uncon
Here's a cheese spread I used to put out on the bar at my restaurants. It has a real zip to it! It makes a great nosh at a cocktail party or a late night snack. I first tasted this type of cheese spread back in my college days; whenever we drove drove across the Ohio River into Kentucky, I'd encounter some of this zippy cheese spread in some of the bars we'd visit. Some cheese spreads call for chopped pimento, but I prefer the roasted garlic flavor. Try this recipe out and start experimenting with your own flavors!READ MORE...
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