Hehe, I love hidden camera shows. They just always make me laugh.
There are many creative minds behind such shows, that come up with
hilarious situations like this one :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFKAEzhw21k
Hehe. a quick halo 3 suicide classic. Great laughter there :D Hoho this one made me laugh after watching it 3-4 times ;) Enjoy:Also here is a good clip of a new map called Barts Manor, that looks awesome, check that out also!
Diviertete un rato, es un juego que traerá una sonrisa a tu rostro. Compón tu nombre con cada una de las iniciales y ve el resultado.
A: Original
B: Gustado por todos(as)
C: Es un poco loco(a)
D: Tiene una gran personalidad.
E: Un buen besador (a).
F: Las personas te adoran.
G: Nunca dejas que las personas te [...]
Okay listen up. There is one thing that is simply irresistible and will attract any woman now! That is for you to genuinely be funny. Most people love to laugh and humor is one of the most powerful quality traits in making any relationship the best it can be. Again, you must be a naturally funny person. If you crack corny jokes this will definitely not attract any woman now will it? Absolutely not because you are trying too hard and women don't like that. Just be yourself and add humor as you go without going out of your way to be a clown. That is another thing that women, well most, do not like and that is a man who is too childish and never serious. Never, I repeat never ever use humor to put her down. It is not funny. Even if you were married for years and you crack a smart joke to infuriate her, she will not appreciate it. This is coming against the emotional security that she needs. It is not a good way to attract a woman, now or anytime. Wise cracks are such a turn off. If you ar
El impresionante estilo de favelis.com —
Nos ha dejado impresionado el blog de Martín Favelis: www.favelis.com
Y es que domina todos los campos. Realiza unos dibujos con un sello personal inconfundible al tiempo que crea una marca con ellos, algo fundamental en el mundo que vivimos para diferenciarte del resto. Los chistes o el tipo de humor, [...]
All right folks, here we go. With the excitement at a fever pitch in expectation of the big picks from the humor-blogs community, it’s time we cut the crap, got down to brass tacks and talked turkey.
For those of you who figured I was a shoe-in to win this thing (which was, of course, everyone), [...]
Dear Howie Long (ex-NFL player and current CBS football analyst),
Your manliness impresses me most impressively. Your rugged good looks and muscular frame make you a natural for television commercials, I am quite sure. But please, Howie, please, just take a peek in a dictionary the next time you try to use a 75 cent word. The Giants did not [...]
After a glorious first week in the annual Humor-Blogs NFL Postseason Pickfest I am in second place. Oh sure, some of you Naysaying Neds or Moping Myrnas might say, “Dude. There are only two people participating.” (The other one is Chris (AKA Tuna) from Angry Seafood). But I am a half-full kind of guy. Like in the [...]
I often find that a little humor can go a long way at work. I can look someone in the eye and with a straight face tell them I will poke their eyes out with a sharp stick if they do not keep their safety glasses on. I have even gone so far as to tape them to someone’s face. He was on break but still in an area where glasses were needed. He was leaning back and I grabbed a roll of tape and taped
Although this video is called the safetybike, and anyone using this thing will look like a complete idiot. It still looks like a lot of fun, but I hardly think it is that safe :P
We have three blonde jokes today in the form of three videos. It should be noted that no blondes were harmed or severely injured during the making of these videos, even the blonde waitress. However, the blonde in the first video was severely embarrassed.
Our first video is at the Miss Universe pageant. Imagine: you have been through so many beauty pageants that you feel like an old hand at it
Whoever thought Entrecard could be funny? We all know that there are some who think that Entrecard is a joke, but funny?Well, Hold Onto Your Hats Because....IT IS!Yes, when you've used Entrecard as...
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Hello Readers,
This week's contribution was sent to the English-Blog by Natalie Dorfeld:
The Post Ph.D. Blues
Sometime around mid-June, I received a large yellow envelope from my alma mater, Indiana University of Pennsylvania. It was my prestigious Doctor of Philosophy diploma. I should have been cutting the rug like Snoopy in the midst of a happy dance, but I wasn’t much in the mood for celebrating. Instead, I buried it under a pile of junk mail and quietly deliberated the age old question: diagonally or horizontally? (I opted to mow the lawn in a diagonal cut.)
To truly comprehend this little known funk in English circles, otherwise known as the post Ph.D. blues, we must start at . . .
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ENPRISIÓN
EN EL TRABAJO
Usted pasa la mayor parte de su tiempo
encerrado en una
celda de 8 x 10.
Usted pasa la mayor parte de su tiempo encerrado en un cubículo de 6 x 8.
ENPRISIÓN
EN EL TRABAJO
Usted come 2 veces al día gratis.
Usted solamente come 1 vez al día y tiene [...]
Hacía tiempo que quería recoger algunos vídeos graciosos de bodas, y aquí estoy a la labor, los que he podido pillar por la red. Le dedico la entrada a los Mole, que van a celebrar pronto su unión, ains, qué romántico.
Estas son las situaciones que pueden ocurrir en tu boda…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeeQ-LwNNyc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIbVJNJg1_U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIgHMvru6gY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbXQNhGZvsE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSv9sw9UI_U
Y un sketch muy gracioso de [...]
Un dilema:
¿POR QUÉ EL POLLO CRUZÓ LA CARRETERA?
MAESTRO DE PRIMARIA
“Porque quería llegar al otro lado”.
PROFESOR DE SECUNDARIA
“Aunque se los explique, queridas bestias, no podrán
entenderlo”.
PROFESOR DE FACULTAD
“Para saber por que el pollo cruzó la carretera (tema que se
incluirá en el parcial de mañana) lean los apuntes desde la página [...]
CD-ROM GIRLS She is always faster and faster. *********** EMAIL GIRLS Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense . *********** HARD DISK GIRLS She remembers everything, FOREVER *********** INTERNET GIRLS Difficult to access *********** MULTIMEDIA GIRLS She make horrible thing look beautiful *********** SCREENSAVER GIRLS She is good for nothing but at least she is fun *********** RAM GIRLS She forget about you, the moment turn her off *********** WINDOW GIRLS Everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. *********** VIRUS GIRLS Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will lose everything.. . *********** SERVER GIRLS Always busy when you need her. ***********THANKS FOR YOUR TIME
Bueno, que podemos decir, hay gente que tiene sentido del humor pero este es demasiado "negro" para mi gusto, de todos modos les dejo el trailer de una pelÃcula que trata de ironizar el atentado a las torres gemelas, que por cierto es un tema muy delicado. En este mundo hay de todo y para todos.Este video promocional fue subido al portal youtube.
Haha, Einstein was a smart guy for sure. But I bet he sometime said
stupid things too. Not everyone are clever in every area in life,
so I think he did not know anything about painting. hehe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-EgbhdcSKc
Must admit I laughed so much at this video. Here is a lesson in
sarcasm, on how NOT to use it. If you dont want everyone to hate you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjMYQyhjiYA
Vi skulle spela poker igår med kidsen.
Maken satte på lite trevlig bakgrundsmusik.
Kidsen flippade efter 2 sekunder.
Storebror: Men vad är det med er!? *pang igen med dörren*
Lillebror: Men det är ju nåt FEL på er - STÄNGA AAAAAV!
Tråkigt att dom känner så.
Jag har bestämt mig för att den ska spelas på min begravning.
Arja kan [...]
-Mum, buy a dog!
No!
-Well mum, well buy a dog!
TH has told, no! Sell it to somebody another!
Stand nearby three shops. The owner of the left has hung up a signboard:
“We have the lowest prices”.
The owner of the right:
“We have the most qualitative goods”.
And the owner of an average, having thought, has hung up a signboard:
“A [...]
"Humor es posiblemente una palabra; la uso constantemente y estoy loco por ella.Algún día averiguaré su significado" Groucho Marx"El hombre sufre tan terriblemente en el mundo que se ha visto obligado a inventar la risa."NietzscheÚltimamente estamos demasiado serios, así que debemos traer un poquito de humor a este blog; a partir de ahora tendremos una serie sobre humor y tecnologías. Es curioso como los multimedios ya están incrustados e instalados en nuestra sociedad sin problemas y para quedarse...y dónde más cuesta, es en el ámbito educativo. Arriba véis uno de los personajes del programa Enjuto Mojamuto, hablando de Microsoft e Internet Explorer que me ha hecho gracia. Hay más personajes, aunque en general no son muy de mi estilo...pero sobre gustos no hay ná escrito.Veamos un repasito por Muchachada Nui. Tienen blog, twitter(951 followers), you tube (dentro de TVE), web, foros.Vamos casi todos los avíos del puchero moderno web X punto cerdo .¿Que, quiénes son?
Links for this Post: Space Squid: Earth's Worst Sci-Fi And Humor 'Zine Space Squid's Squidcast Squids have become a popular archetype of the web recently, with Squidoo and now with Space Squid. I suppose I'm a sucker for a fun cover but there is more than just the cover in...
Hehe, this guy is funny… nice clean humor right here people. Really like the
impressions he make, they are so spot on. Alright they could always have been
a bit more accurate, but nobody’s perfect.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-1452a8ecQ
Haha, you gotta admit that he`s got skill. This is just sick… Although I have seen others able
to pull this off, this is too much. Has to be fake right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKzHEqnfdfI
As I was relieving myself last night, I saw this sight in our bathroom and realized, "I bet most people do not have a line of 20 oz pop bottles filled with water lining their shower." Now, if this were the first day they had been there, that would be one thing, but the collection has been growing and nobody seems to be doing anything about it. The reason is because they are Dominyk's bottles and Dominyk is obsessive about his collections and nobody is interested in the aftermath of touching one of them, much less emptying them and throwing them away. And they aren't bothering anyone, so why mess with it. I guess though, since this is our "guest bathroom" that people might wonder about us. This week our local station is doing a 3 part series with about 2 minutes each night about a family who has adopted. The first night I was part of the first segment, so was saying I was staying up to watch part two. When Bart told Wilson I might be on TV again Wilson, knowing that Bart almost a
Ok, questo non so se piacerà, ma io lo adoro e quindi lo posto lo stesso.
Diciamo che più che un template vero e proprio è, come ho annunciato nel titolo del post, un template di servizio: in molti infatti mi hanno chiesto di creare un template semplice semplice che avesse colonne bianche e sfondo grigio. E questo ce l'ha.. volendo, cambiare l'header (che io trovo delizioso *.*) con uno tutto personale è decisamente una cavolata. :)
Comunque, passo alla descrizione. Per la prima volta ho usato un carattere diverso dal Verdana e dallo Georgia, per riprendere un po' la frase piazzata in cima. Il font in questione è il Century Gothic, e non sono ancora del tutto convinta d'aver fatto bene ad usarlo, però effettivamente l'effetto visivo è gradevole. Non so leggendo a lungo se possa risultare fastidioso, ma quello in caso starà a voi cambiarlo.
La frase rappresentativa di questo template secondo me calza a pennello con quello che su
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Do you know how sometimes you get an idea in your head?
And idea you think is a really really good one. Something you can't live without doing?
And you latch on to that idea with all your strength.
It becomes your every waking thought. How to obtain this idea you have so grandeur-ly created.
I am having that problem. I keep thinking a baby.....would be so wonderful. Our own baby. An eighth
Haha, this is one sick and funny video. The only downside to Halo 3 is probably that the game is just so darn good, that it becomes an addiction to play it all day long. Which can be bad yada yada yada.... No, who are we kidding, playing Halo 3 for hours without end is good for the soul ;)Blame Halo 3 - Watch more free videos
BRAIN TUMOR
Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean : Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean : Because that proves that I have a brain!
MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean : 9
Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
Mr.
Ok, So here I am sitting at my computer in my room minding my own business. I hear my dad coming out of the bathroom. Suddenly he busts into my room. "Have you been in the bathroom lately? Go in there and smell it." You can probably imagine what I was thinking. "Look dad, I know you are proud of everything that comes out of your body, but I really wish you would keep these things to yourself." Ok, I didn't really say that. But I was certainly thinking it. What really happened was I went inside and found the smell was coming from the cat's litter box. Go figure. I am so used to that smell I don't even notice when the cat drops an especially pungent deuce. I cleaned it up and that was the end of that. But the image of my dad yelling "go smell your bathroom" right after coming out of there will forever stay with me as the most hilarious thing ever.
Tengo, más que nadie, humor pacífico. Mis deseos: una modesta choza con buena cama, buena comida, leche y mantequilla muy fresca; flores en la ventana, y ante la puerta, unos árboles lozanos. Si encima quieren colmarme, haga el buen Dios que de estos árboles ahorquen a cinco o seis de mis enemigos. Con alma conmovida les perdonaré, antes de que mueran, todo el mal que han hecho en este mundo
Today is playwright Wendy Wasserstein’s birthday. Her last play, “Third” will be performing at the Denver Center Theater for Performing Arts for a couple more days. There are few writers today who are highly intelligent and still relevant. Wendy’s wit embraced a classic liberal arts education, combining it with a baby boomer perspective. Her lighthearted cynicism helped her win a Tony Award for “The Heidi Chronicles”. Wendy was the first female to win a Tony as a solo writer.In 2006, Wendy died of cancer. She was only 55. She was a respected New York playwright since 1977. In her last play “Third”, Wendy’s main character, Lisa, is a professor at an esteemed New England liberal arts college. She considers herself a culturally evolved person who embraces cultural and lifestyle diversity and yet she struggles when one of her students depicts a lifestyle she can’t stand. This young, optimistic, athletic male student represents the “old white American male”
It airs last week's that presentation of the American Cinematheque Award to Julia Roberts on Dec. 5.Mike Nichols began his remarks by quoting David Mamet like : "'Film is a collaborative medium: Bend over.'"Nichols to the star of his upcoming "Charlie Wilson's War said "Those words have been a solace to me a thousand times,". "I offer them to you in the same spirit."Natalie Portman also recalled the time she gave Roberts a wildly vulgar necklace, with the honoree returning the favor.When Most of the tributes were in person, the best of those on video came from George Clooney and Brad Pitt, who praised Roberts while delivering a really funny re-enactment of Sen. Larry Craig's airport bathroom imbroglio. Herb Ross was also remembered not so fondly as Roberts' "Steel Magnolias" co-star Sally Field took the stage and referred to Ross as "our not-so-very-nice director." Shirley MacLaine echoed the sentiment when she categorized him as a bully who didn't know what he wanted.Others represent
The Onion reports that in an attempt to assure the world's children that the millions of Chinese-made toys currently being recalled for containing to...
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