How do you have a Quickie?2007-09-28 09:48:34
There was a scene in this week’s Californication, the ‘LOL’ episode (Australian viewing: episode five) that had me kack myself laughing. It was the scene where Hank’s agent’s wife’s horniness sky rockets; she wants sex, wants it now, and she tells her husband that he can have her ass. She wants to feel him. She wants closeness. Sex. Fucking. She flops down onto the sofa, tells him that he can do anything. They begin kissing, and her hand comes alive, trekking to his rear region…he jumps. What the hell? Is that a finger heading into my ass, he thinks? ("it's life Jim, but not as we know it.") Then he tells her that he’d appreciate some forewarning. I laughed so hard, only because the previous show had him wanking over his Suicide girl secretary, which moved onto Secretary style spanking and power exchange. He jumps up at the sensation of...