RemindTron.com Gives a Simple Way to RemindYourself via SMS to Phoneor Email. All For Free!Free yourself from not remembering things you have to do. Send yourself reminders using this easy online system. The steps are simple. Go to the site and insert your message or reminder. Insert your email address or cell phone. Determine the time and date you want your message to be delivered. Select "Remind Me". You can do it as many times as you want. It's always free. The best part is that you do not have to sign up for the service. You can use it to type in a "To Do List" or perhaps remind yourself about work related events, meetings, phone calls, etc.Click on the graphic to go to the site:
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Happy Valentines day!!!!! Maligayang Araw ng mga Puso!!!! from Pinoy Jokes---------------------Exercise daily keep your body healthy like my lola She was 35 when she started walking 5kms a day Now she's 98 and until now... hindi pa umuuwi.. wala ba dyan??
These days, you'll see a spurt of competitions which includes singing, dancing and other talent hunts. These guys call judges who are fully settled in their respective fields. Yet, the results are based on people's votes through those SMSes and telephone lines.One of such talent hunts is the "Sa Re Ga Ma Pa L'il Champs" which features little kids aged 10-12 singing really very nicely and showing their matured behaviour on the stage. After each performance, the participants are rated and complimented by the judges. The people are then asked to vote through SMS and other media, on the basis of which the participants are eliminated one by one.This type of system exists in almost all talent hunts and is really frustrating. Sometimes, even the finest performers are eliminated, and even the judges express their grief indirectly(mostly) or indirectly. As Arshad Warsi said, 95% of the people don't understand the tune or the sur, as they call it. The song which sounds the best is applauded. Som
Alabot has announced its partnership with mobile-worx, a leading mobility solutions firm to launch Intelligent SMS Search in India.The service will be powered by a "bot" - a self directed intelligent agent, who understands natural human language and interacts with users using non syntax based data inputs.This Intelligent SMS Search will enable users to search the directory of users (from open social networks), mobile content, local business directories, local deals, train / flight tickets, hotel deals and movie tickets for major cities in India. Users can eventually transact through the service.The service will be completely supported through mobile advertising as a primary business model and contextually relevant ads will be inserted during the conversation as recommendations by the bot.This interactive interface represents the next step in the usability of mobile SMS applications and will remove the frustrating roadblock of remembering keywords of short code based services by combini
"Bakit ba pati ako, binibigyan nyo ng malisya? Ano ba ang kasalanan ko?!"- Talong"Hindi lahat ng malakas, super hero!"- Putok"Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa iyo?"- Lego"Halika, bigyan mo pa ako ng init. Kailangan kong pumutok para ako'y iyong matikman at ika'y masarapan. Ayan na! Puputok na! Humanda ka!"- Popcorn"Kahit papaano, gusto ko din ng exposure!"- Singit"Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako'y sa iyo. Ayoko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao, ganun mo na lang ako itanggi!"- Utot"Hindi lahat ng hinog ay matamis!"- Pigsa"Kapag ang katawan mo'y nag-iinit, lagi na lang ako ang hinahanap mo.Maya't maya mo akong ginagamit at pinapagod. Hindi ka na naawa!"- Aircon"Pagod na akong humawak ng balls mo! Pagod narin ako sa pagbihis-hubad mo sa akin. Malapit na naman ulit! Ayoko na!!!"- Christmas Tree."I ikspik that it will be a long payt, a good payt, But you know, I didn't ikspik. Tinks por da God, you know, and tinks por ol da pelepenopipo!" Manny Pacquiao."Yo
Heartthrob ba ako? If yes, huwag kang magreply. If no, itext mo sa akin ang tagalog ng toothpaste, cake, roller coaster at ng remote control.
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Non vous ne rêvez pas, vous allez bien pouvoir envoyer des SMS et
des e-mails gratuitement à partir de votre iPod Touch NON jailbreaké.
Ceci raviera tous les sceptiques du jailbreak. Cette méthode a été créée par
l'équipe de TouchMods.fr ...
Depuis quelques jours on peut téléphoner avec son iPod touch … il est désormais possible d’envoyer des sms toujours depuis son iPod Touch grâce à Touchmysms ! C’est encore l’équipe de Touchmods qui en est à l’origine et qui permet à l’iPod Touch de se rapprocher peu à peu de l’iPhone (bien entendu si votre [...]
Guro: Ano sa Ingles ang aso?
Estudyante: Doog Ma'am.
Guro: Pumunta ka sa blackboard at isulat mo ang iyong sagot.
Isinulat naman ng estudyante sa blackboard ang doog.
Estudyante: Tapos na ho Ma'am.
Guro: Bakit dalawa ang letrang O?
Estudyante: Alin ho dito sa dalawa ang aalisin ko Ma'am?
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Tambay 1: Pare anong ikinamatay ng tiyong mo?
Tambay 2: Pagkabingi.
Tambay 1:...
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surveys - Take Our Poll I have mixed emotions upon hearing this Additional SMS Tax issue, too bad and yet a realistic fact that government are becoming desperate about additional taxes and another additional funds for there projects.Question is, where this additional taxes really goes? Lawmakers’ pork barrel?I'm not in favor of this additional Text Message Tax, how about you?
Sa taon ng daga, sana kagatin ka suwerte, ngatngatin ka ng saya at maging mabilis ang pasok ng pera sa yo!!! ipasa mo agad ito sa iba. kapag bumalik sa yo.. Suwerte yun!!!!-------They say i look goodi say ...i taste even better!!! hehehehe!!!-------if you have sex 365 times last year and kept all condoms and melt them, you can then make a tire and actually call it a GOODYEAR!!!! heheheh-------Kapag iniwan ka ng mahal moHuwag kang lumuhaSa halip magsaya at sabihin...simula ng iniwan mo ako..."my skin is firmer. my pores are smaller and my lines parang nawala" :)--------"laging nasa huli ang pinakamatangkad""kapag may usok... kawawa ang may hika"" when the cat is away.. sabihin mo lang.. wiss, wiss, wiss para lumapit""Kapag may tiyaga... may Goodluck!!!""Aanhin pa ang damo kung garden mo naman ay sementado"---------Wrong send of the day"Pare huwag mong kalimutan dalhin ang condom ha... Love you!!!!"----------Sa Math ClassTeacher: tanong, kung meron akong 1 piraso ng karnet at hinati ko
Several mails allows forwarding. This ability to forward messages helps you to read your message in your celluar phone in SMS format. Gmail slices the message into SMS-friendly chunks and forwards it to your cell.Here are directions for various carriers on Gmail's help section. Basically, you just set up a filter to forward to your mobile email address, using the appropriate domain:AUSTRALIAT-Mobile/Optus Zoo 0n@optusmobile.com. au AUSTRIAT-Mobile 43676n@sms.t-mobile. atCANADAAliant n@wirefree.informe. caBell Mobility n@txt.bellmobility. caFido n@fido. caMTS Mobility n@text.mtsmobility. comRogers Wireless n@pcs.rogers. comSasktel Mobility n@pcs.sasktelmobility. comTelus n@msg.telus. comVirgin Mobile n@vmobile. caGERMANYT-Mobile 0n@t-d1-sms. deVodafone 0n@vodafone-sms. deO2 0n@o2online. deE-Plus 0n@smsmail. eplus.deICELANDOgVodafone n@sms. isSiminn n@box. isINDIAChennai RPG Cel 9841n@rpgmail.net lularDelhi Hutch 9811n@delhi.hutch. co.inGujarat Celforce/Fascel 9825n@celforce.comAirtel919
FlipOut - SendText Messages Via Your Email Accountto Cell PhonesThis free service can be used to send text messages to any cell phone from your computer. Here is how it works: Address your email message to yourfriendsnumber@Teleflip.com. Your email appears as a text message on your recipient’s phone. Their replies show up in your email inbox. This free service will be adding a Microsoft Outlook plug-in to spead up the process for anybody.Click on the graphic to go to the site:
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Pra quê pagar R$ 0,31 + impostos pra enviar um torpedo? Com a nova versão do software JSMS 2.53 você pode enviar mensagens de texto a celulares para quase todas as operadoras do Brasil: Amazônia Celular, Brasil Telecom, Claro, CTBC, Telemig, Vivo, Oi, Tim e Nextel. Totalmente portável, funciona em todos os sistemas operacionais: Linux, Windows e Mac OS. Funciona até em Pocket PC! E para facilitar o uso, o JSMS ainda oferece: Agenda de contatos, Múltiplos perfis de envio e Histórico de mensagens enviadas. Com apenas 428Kb, o JSMS cabe em seu pen drive. Não precisa se cadastrar em nenhum site nem instalar no seu computador, ele roda direto do pen drive! Então você pode usar na faculdade, na escola, no cybercafé, na casa do amigo, etc. Mas o que diferencia o JSMS dos demais programas de SMS é que ele permite o envio de mensagens com mais de 130 caracteres. Muito legal mesmo! E o melhor de tudo: É "di grátis!". É só clicar, baixar e sair detonando torpedos pra toda sua tur
Vous ne sentez pas votre iPhone vibrer dans votre poche
lorsque vous recevez un SMS ??? Une nouvelle application est apparue pour
vous : SMSNotify.
Disponible (normalement) dans la rubrique Utilitaire
d'Installer, SMSNotify fera vibrer votre iPhon...
This edition of PinoyJokes is brought to you by PenoycentradotNEt. Thanks to all who shares their jokes!!! keep them coming!!!! Txt nyo na ang mga Jokes jokes nyo!!!!--------------Ano bang problema mo? Tinatanung lang naman kita, minumura mo pa ako. Hindi naman kita pinipilit sumagot!! kung hindi mo na kaya eh di huwag na!!!!--- TEST PAPER------------Babae: aalis na ako!!! iiwan na kita!!!Lalake: huwag love!!! Kapag umalis ka!!! maglalaslas ako ng pulso...Babae: mukha mo!!! magpatuli nga hindi mo magawa!! maglaslas pa kaya?? Supot!!!-----------May then holiday season bring u Joy, Grace and Love...Si Joy nasa dating club pa din; si Grace kasi may utang ka pa at hinahanap ka ni Love, buntis daw!!!-----------Son: Dad, i had my first sex with my classmate:Dad: Wow!! Ang galing mo anak!! very macho!!! inum tayo.. Let's celebrate your becoming man!!!Son: Bukas na dad!!! Sakit ng Puwet ko eh!!!-----------Nasa bangka with your ever plastic friend and your two timer exng biglang lumulubog ang b
Cine a avut inspiratia sau experienta anilor anteriori sa scrie in blog/site articole despre mesaje de anul nou, mesaje de revelion, urari de anul nou, SMS-uri de Revelion si multe altele in seara asta s-au scos de trafic pe toata luna.
Unii dintre cei &...
Il semblerait que sur les forfaits iPhone 8H+8H les SMS soient
illimités ! C'est en tout cas ce que rapporte plusieurs
consultations du #123# ou de son compte sur Orange.fr
Normalement ce forfait comprend "seulement" 1000 SMS... mais po...
Symptoms of Kuripotism:
1. Ayaw magtext dahil sayang ang piso
2. Ayaw sumagot ng text dahil sayang ang piso.
3. Tagal sumagot dahil isip pa kung sayang ang piso.
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Kapag tila napakadilim na ng buhay mo habang ang iyong mga kapitbahay ay nababalot sa liwanag, at kahit panalangin ay wala ng kasagutan--tandaan lamang... na bayaran ang MERALCO dahil sa MERALCO may liwanag ang...
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Il 27 Dicembre 2007 parte la nuova promozione di Skebby: il servizio che permette di inviare sms verso tuttu i cellulari gratis o a basso costo (attraverso la versione PRO) usando lo stesso principio di Skype.Prima di entrare nei dettagli dell'offerta, ecco le due distinzioni dei servizi offerti.Il servizio base consente di inviare dal tuo cellulare gli sms gratis offerti da alcuni siti:
Alice - ADSL (10 sms gratis verso tutti)
Tim.it (5 SMS gratis verso numeri Tim)
Vodafone.it (10 sms gratis verso numeri Vodafone)
Vodafone via mail (10 sms gratis verso numeri Vodafone)
Mms Vodafone (Infiniti Mms gratis verso numeri Vodafone)
Tin.it - Virgilio.it (10 sms gratis verso tutti)
altri servizi secondari che offrono sms gratis
Per poter inviare sms devi avere un account su almeno uno di questi siti.Skebby Pro invece è la versione professionale di Skebby. Se l'utente non ha a disposizione nessun account per inviare sms gratis oppure se int
weiSMS va vous permettre de gérer de façon approfondie vos SMS. En effet l’application ajoute de nombreuses fonctions pour les messages textes dont notamment l’envois simultanés à plusieurs destinataires et une fonction recherche. Mais ce n’est pas tout …
Juan: Buwiset na shampoo ito.. hindi bumubulaPedro: paanong bubula yan hindi naman basa ang buhok mo!!!Juan: Baliw!!! for dry hair nga daw ito eh!!! bobo ka ba??!! Epal!!!------------------------Do you know INNER ROW???What is inner row??Inner Row is that which comes beforePibrerowMarsowAbrilMayow...-----------------------Alcohol Solves no problems. Neither does milk. Pero buti pa ang alak, libre kung minsan.Eh ang Milk?? Meron na bang nag-treat ng milk? at sinabi nya tara dude milk tau??!!!-----------------------Mag syotang nag uusap sa tabing dagatGirl: Hon anong zodiac sign mo??Boy: (nagisip siya dahil bobo hindi nya alam) sayo muna hon.Girl:zodiac sign ko CancerBoy: sa kin Goiter!!!-----------------------as proposed by law sex will now be taxed.1. upon penetration(VAT Vaginal Access Tax)2. more that 10 minutes inside(burial Tax)3. Upon withdrawal(exit tax)4. Those who do not have sex life(idle asset tax)5. those who practice withdrawal method of birth control(withholding tax)6. Ent
Mensajes a móvil de forma gratuita —
Servicio web mediante el cual podemos enviar sms a móviles (cualquier operadora) de forma gratuita. Hemos comprobado y testeado que funciona perfectamente, ya que existen multitud de servicios similares en internet que no son fiables o simplemente no funcionan.
IMPORTANTE: Avisamos de todas formas de varios puntos que nos parecen [...]
*Driver: Hoy, tambay! Aatras ko BMW ko ha, sabihan mo ako kung mabubunggo na!
Tambay: Ok. Sige, atras... atras pa! Sige, atras pa! Atras pa! BOG! Ok, bunggo na!
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*A girl newcomer in hell complained to Satan...
Girl: Ang daming cute guys dito, kaya lang ang liliit ng bird.
Satan: Gaga! Kung malaki yan, eh di para ka ring nasa heaven!
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Tatlong daga...
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Lalaki 1: Bakit ba ang mga doktor ay may takip sa mukha kapag sila ay may
inooperahan?
Lalaki 2: Kasi, kung sakali mamatay man ang pasyente ay hindi sila makikilala.
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Lola: Dok ano bang gagawin mo sa akin?
Dok: I-chechemo po lola.
Lola: Ti** mo rin. Bastos! Wala kang modo!
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Anak: Nay pahinging dalawang hiwang kakanin.
Nay: Oh itong isang hiwa, hiwa-hiwain mo...
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Titser: Spell horse, Juan.
Juan: H...o...
Titser: Bilisan mo!
Juan: H...o...r...
Titser: Sabing bilisan mo!
Juan: Ya!!! Tigidig!!! Tigidig!!! Tigidig!!!
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Titser: Juan alam mo ba ang kuwento ng tatlong tanga?
Juan: Hindi po Ma'am.
Titser: Puwes pang-apat ka na!
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Titser: Ano ang makikita sa dalawang pisong barya? Ito ay nag-uumpisa sa letrang B.
Juan: Buko...
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Cheap Lacoste Shirts for Christmas!!! order now!!!--------------------kung totoo ang "Darwin's theory of evolution" na ang tao ay namula sa unggoyBakit may mga taong mukhang kabayo???Baka another theory noh???--------------------did you know that-cockroaches have fingers and nails??-rats can cure diabetes??-ballpens in the earlier times are used as needles in making umbrellas??-the saliva of a horse is used in making cheese??galing noh??Lahat yan imbento ko lang... hahahaha--------------------Life depends on the way you think. For example, read this: Mypenisinhermouth.What did u read?? My pen is in her mouth.or did your dirty mind read something else???--------------------Boy: musta???Girl: k lang. kaw?Boy:k lang din. hehehe.Girl:hehehe..sa Globe Unlitxt, walang kuwenta ang usapan. hahahaha--------------------Amo: mula ngayon, walang magsasalita ng ingles. ang sinomang magpadugo ng ilong ko at ng anak ko palalayasin sa pamamahay na ito!!! klaro ba??Inday: ang mga namutawi sa iyong mga
Emailed by a friend.
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Nahuling may kodigo ang estudyante...
Guro: Ano 'to?
Estudyante: Prayer ko po, ma'am!
Guro: At bakit answers ang nakasulat?
Estudyante: Naku! Sinagot na ang prayers ko, salamat sa diyos!
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Nakaamoy si Ngongo ng pabango sa isang store.
Sabi ni Ngongo, "Ale, mango!"
Sabi naman ng saleslady, "Pabango 'yan, hindi alimango!" Ulit ni
Ngongo,...
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Latest version of Yahoo! Messenger help you to send a free SMS to your friends' mobile phone, and receive their replies as well. In India, you can send an SMS to Aircel, Airtel, Hutch, Idea Cellular, MTNL (Mahanagar Telephone Nigam Limited), RIM (Reliance India Mobile), BPL, Spice Punjab and Spice Karnataka mobile users. To continue receiving SMS from you, the mobile user needs to reply to at least one of the three SMS sent by you from your Yahoo! Messenger.You can also send SMS to the following countries and the respective operators' mobile users:Argentina (Telecom Personal), Australia (Vodafone, Telstra, Orange), Bolivia (Entel Movil), Canada (Rogers), Hong Kong (Hutchison), Indonesia (Telkomsel, Excelcom), Kuwait (Wataniya), Malaysia (Tmtouch, Maxis), Philippines (Smart, Globe Telecom), Singapore (M1, Starhub), Thailand (Dtac, AIS Thailand) and United States (AT&T, Cingular, Verizon, T-Mobile).How to Send SMS Text Message from Yahoo! MessengerTo send SMS from Yahoo messenger, fo
Cheap Lacoste Shirt for Sale------------------Roses for lovers,chocolates for crushesballoons for friendshipsmost of all,for lovelessred...REDHORSE..-----------A man killed a DEER and cooked it but doesnt tell the kids what it ishe gives a clue"ganyan ang tawag ng Mama nyo sa akin"the girl cries out,"wag nyong kainin.. demonyo yan!!!!"------------Who said fill in the blank is easy???Sige ikaw nga...try natin.. fill this blank with YES or NO...___________, i am not a normal person.-------------isipin mo palagi ako nandito sa likod momahulog ka man sa hukay huwag ka matakot hindi ka nag-iisahindi man kita kayang hilahin pataaskaya ko naman sumigaw ng"help, look oh, nahulog siya!!! Soo engot kasi!!!!"-------------gusto kong sabihing masaya ako para sa inyo..pero nasasaktan ako... puwede bang wag na siya.. ako na lang... ako na lang ulit...ONE MORE CHANCE - John lloyd at bea showing na!!!--------------a cardiologist was buried in a heart shaped coffin. one of the doctors laughed.when aske
Da oggi è attivo mobile.tvgratis.net, un piccolo (per ora) portale dove troverai contenuti sempre aggiornati da scaricare per il tuo cellulare. Inoltre con gli annunci di Google, mille modi su come inviare sms gratuitamente ad altri cellulari nazionali (aventi come operatore telefonico Tim, Vodafone, Wind e Tre), come vincere suonerie, come ottenere ricariche e trucchi per il tuo telefonino e comprare cellulari a basso prezzo.Il portale consente di trovare contenuti divisi per categoria: Effetti sonori, giochi, suonerie monfoniche, suonerie polifoniche, nomerie, suonerie realtones, sfondi e screensaver.Ogni settimana verrà aggioranta automaticamente la classifica delle 10 suonerie realtones e polifoniche più scaricate e i migliori giochi, screensaver e loghi pronti per il download. Successivamente il portale verrà arricchito con altre guide e contenuti utili gratuiti per personalizzare al massimo il tuo cellulare.Un esempio di quello che troverete?
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Anak: Tay, masuwerte kayo at hindi na kayo bibili ng bagong libro para sa pasukan.
Tatay: Bakit?
Anak: Kasi po gagamitin ko uli 'yong mga binili ninyong libro para sa pasukan.
Tatay: Bakit naman anak?
Anak: Eh hindi po kasi ako nakapasa tay!
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Estudyante 1: Ano nga ba ang course mo noong magkaklase tayo?
Estudyante 2: AB, kaya lang hindi ko tinapos.
Estudyante 1: Sayang...
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Tinawag ang testigo sa witness stand. Alumpihit siya sa pagsasalita...
Witness: Well, I think...
Lawyer: Do not think. Sabihin mo na kaagad ang iyong iniisip!
Witness: Ako po ay hindi abogadong kagaya ninyo. Hindi po ako nakapagsasalita nang hindi nag-iisip!!!
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Babae: Dok, gusto ko pong magpa-executive check-up.
Doktor: Ilang taon na po kayo?
Babae: Thirty-five na...
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Come inviare sms gratis da Internet? Da oggi è possibile inviare grazie alla collaborazione tra LaMiaTariffa.it e Skebby 1000 sms gratis ogni giorno verso tutti i cellulari italiani (Tim, Vodafone, Wind, Tre) direttamente da questa pagina senza alcuna registrazione e senza nessun invio di dati personali grazie ad uno script personalizzato per TV GRATIS.net. E' sufficiente inserire il numero di cellulare del destinatario, il messaggio e premere Invio. Semplicissimo.Tutto questo è possibile grazie ad un gruppo di studenti universitari della Bocconi, di età media di 21 anni. Ecco il loro biglietto da visita che gentilmente mi hanno inviato:"Lavoriamo all'avanguardia della tecnologia con le soluzioni adottate, abbiamo sistemi automatizzati del calcolo delle bollette spedite, lavoriamo a fianco di Skebby che crediamo sia il futuro degli sms via traffico dati, favorendo la concorrenza ed eliminando i cartelli delle grandi corporation. Lavoriamo con grande passione,
sakaling dumating angoras na umiiyak ka,huwag kang magdadalawangisip na magtxt or tawagan akodahil ibibili kita ng ice creamtsaka lobo tapos hindinatin sila bati... :)----------------------------i hope ok ka lang today... umiiyak ako ngayon.. i have a big problem..txt ako sa yo to ask for your help.. can u help we with my problem??paano ba mag-ihaw ng YELO???----------------------------Patient: Doc i have problem but promise you wont laugh(drops his pants and shows the tiniest penis ever)doc trying not to laugh: Ok whats the problemPatient: namamaga po eh-----------------------------Konting pampam lan...Use DEDICATE in a sentence...kapag ginamitan mo yan ng glue for sure DEDICATE yan...How about CONTINUE..kahapon ang dami dami nyo bakit ngayon ang CONTINUE....idagdag pa natin ang VIOLET...Naholdap yung cellphone ko.. hindi bale.. i'll VIOLET...eto pa,OPINION...papasok ka sa pinto kung OPINION..eh ang CONCLUSION...siyempre, hindi ka naman makakapasok sa pintuan kung CONCLUSION...-------
Boy 1: Pre naholdap ako, muntik pa ako mamatay!
Boy 2: Bakit, di ka ba humingi ng tulong?
Boy 1: Nagtext ako sa police station.
Boy 2: Oh anong sabi?
Boy 1: Hay naku! Ito reply............ "Hu u? Wer did u get my #?"
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Filipino class....
Guro: Juan, magbigay ng pangungusap na may tayutay.
Juan: Ahem... "Ang tatay ay nadapa, Tayu Tay! Tayu Tay!
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Boy 1: Lahi...
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Example ng mga hindi tamang sago sa maayos na tanong:1. Kumain ka na? - Busog pa ako2. Andyan ba ang nanay mo? - bakit po?3. Anong oras klase mo? - mamaya4. San kayo galing tol?? - nagstroll lang tol5. Paano mo ginawa yan? - madaling lang --------------------------------------------good persons are made of sugar and spice...but me, my friends are made of...san mig light and ice... :)--------------------------------------------Jingom bells jingom bellsjingom all the wayo daspan electric fankaldero kag pinggan hey!!!Advance Merry xmas!!! namamasko po!!!-------------------------------------------Mga title ng mga seksing pelikula:1. Ang kati ng higad mo2.budburan ko ng niyog ang mainit mong pichi-pichi3. lawayan mo baka mausog4.huwag mong ibabad, isawsaw mo lang5.napagod ang bunganga sa laki ng tilapya.6.huwag mong kamayin baka mapanis.7.pasalat ng peklat8.diligan mo ng suka ang nanunuyo kong lumpia9.kapag gumabi... bumubuka ang kabibe...10.nang tumapon ang nata ni Cocoy--------------
Ambo: Doc, bakit tuwing umiinom ako ng Pepsi sumasakit ang dibdib ko pero pag libre di naman?
Doc: Normal yan, manipis ang atay mo pero makapal ang mukha mo!
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Student: Ma'm bubukol ba ang utot sa pantalon?
Teacher: No, hindi! Remember class kahit gaano kalakas ang utot di bubukol sa pantalon.
Student: Patay! Tae nga ito!
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A Pinoy in New York bumps into a...
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Tatlong baliw sa mental, nagkukuwentuhan...
Baliw 1: Ako Presidente dito!
Baliw 2: So? Ako si Bush, Presidente ng USA!
Baliw 1: Sino naman nagsabi sayo niyan?
Baliw 2: Ang Diyos!
Baliw 3: Hep hep, at kelan kita sinabihan?
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Tatay: Bagsak ka na naman! Ba't di mo gayahin si Pedro palaging honor.
Son: Unfair naman ikumpara niyo ko kay Pedro.
Tatay: Bakit naman?
Son: Matalino...
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Mommy #1: Ano ang ipinapainom mo sa baby mo?
Mommy # 2: Promil para sa matatag na pangarap. Eh ikaw?
Mommy # 1: Emperador para sa totoong tagumpay!
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Madre: Iho, ano apelyido mo?
Sakristan: Alam niyo na yun Sister, parati niyong hinahawakan.
Madre: Susmaryosep! Tite ba apelyido mo?
Sakristan: Sister naman, Rosario po!
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Si Berto pumunta sa bahay ng pare...
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These are my collection of SMS jokes sent by my friends. I will not mention their name, they know who they are. Thanks guys, keep it comin'.
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Nurse: Nasa isip mo ba ang pamilya mo?
Baliw: Oo naman, siyempre!
(Nurse natuwa)
Nurse: Asan ba ang pamilya mo?
Baliw: Nasa isip ko nga eh! Tanga ka ba?
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Doc told fat guy: Mula ngayun ang pwede mo lang makain ay yung...
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Flash Back.Google SMS is a new awesome feaure by GOOGLE.We all know that Google has the Midas touch which make gold which they touch anything.The Google History shows that(Orkut,Blogger,Earth,Adsense ......... the list goes on).Now google is on with their new move in India.It is called Google 5goog Text Messaging Service .By using this feature we can search for anything on google without any internet connection.Even we can search in the oldest mobile phones .What you need to do?Text message your search query to 54664 ('5GOOG' on most mobiles)You will get back the results as SMS from google.For example if you want to know about some movies in Kerala SMS "Movies Kerala" to 54664.You will get the results..Google SMS Search Charges Airtel: Rs. 2.00BPL: Rs. 3.00BSNL: Rs. 0.80/1.00 (post-paid/pre-paid)Reliance: Rs. 3.00We can expect the midas touch will go on..... But it is a fact that the latest phones have GPRS service(For almost all).So it is mainly focused on Old Mobile phones which does
“Hej, ville bara stämma av att du är helt nöjd med besöket på vår verkstad!
Vill du bli kontaktad? Svara “ring” på detta sms!”
Muahahahahahahaaaaaargh!
Jamenellerhurjagärgift.
10 Painful things:1.bringing back the feeling you've learned to forget2.reminiscing the good times3.trying to hide what you really feel4.loving someone who loves another5.having a commitment with someone that you know wouldnt last6.shielding your heart to love somebody7.loving a person too much8.right love at the wrong time9.taking the risk to fall in love again10. bihis na bihis ka tapos hindi ka pala kasama-------------------Pen pen de chorvaloo de kemerloo de eklavoo, hao hao de chenelyn de big uten, sifit dapat iipit, goldness filak chumuchorva sa tabi ng chenes!!! shoyan an..-------------------Minsan pinaupo ako sa isang room sa gitna ng maraming tao....Ayun dun nauso ang CENTER of ATTRACTION!!!-------------------Customer: Waiter!! bakit ang tagal ng order ko?? ilan ang cook nyo dito??Waiter: Ay, sir, wala pu kame cuk dito..Pipse lang..Pipse!!!-------------------Life's Formula:Assume wala.Expect konti.Do dami.Smile todo.Laugh Sagad.Once in awyle, iyak kontiMost of all, DASAL alway
Voici un nouvelle petite application bien sympa.
MobileSync Browser vous proposer d'enregistrer vos
SMS, vos notes mais aussi vos
historiques de communications de votre iPhone directement sur
votre Mac.
Voici le lien de téléchargement et le site...
Teacher: mga bata alam ba nyo na ang bawat butil ng bigas ng palay ay galing sa dugo at pawis ng mga magsasaka???Mga bata: EEEWWWWWW!!!!-----------------------Apo: Lolo halina at bagong luto pa itong arroz caldo para makahigp po kayo ng sabaw para naman po mainitan ang sikmura nyo, halina po kayo lo!!Lolo: FUCK OFF!!!!----------------------Bob: nagkakamagkano ka sa isang araw???Pulubi: naguumpisa kasi ako ng 8am. Ngayon 9am na, naka P80 na koBob: hindi na masama no?? ano mabibili mo dyan???Pulubi: Puwede na itong isang espreso macchiato sa starbucks...----------------------if only adam and eve were pinoy..they would not commit original sin..why??they would ignore the fruit..and instead..Eat the snake..PULUTAN ito!!!----------------------Boy: sigurado ka bang akin yan pinagbubuntis mo???Girl: oo naman!!! tatlo na ang tinanong ko hindi daw kanila!! ikaw na lang ang natitira kaya sigurado ako sa iyo talaga ito!!!----------------------Lolo: apo buhatin mo akoApo: san ko po kayo dadalhin lo
La pregunta es la que Nietzsche se hace sobre la Genealogía""...se deriva para la genealogía una tarea indispensable: percibir la singularidad de los sucesos, fuera de toda finalidad monótona; encontrarlos allí donde menos se espera y en aquello que pasa desapercibido por no tener nada de historia -los sentimientos, el amor, la conciencia, los instintos-; captar su retorno, pero en absoluto para trazar la curva lenta de una evolución, sino para reencontrar las diferentes escenas en las que han jugado diferentes papeles; definir incluso el punto de ausencia, el momento en el que no han tenido lugar (Platón en Siracusa no se convirtió en Mahoma...)"....Como en realidad yo con Diderot y D'Alambert siempre me he llevado fatal, ya dijo Goya que el sueño de la razón produce monstruos."Conjunto de 17 volúmenes editados en, París, Francia, entre 1751 y 1772, por Denis Diderot y Jean Le Rond d´Alambert, con el objetivo genérico de difundir las ideas de la Ilustración france
"Los políticos deberían leer ciencia ficción, no westerns o historias de detectives."Arthur Charles ClarkeEn fin también podemos apuntar a Reinhold en su "Smart Mobs: The Next Social Revolution""Smart mobs emerge when communication and computing technologies amplify human talents for cooperation. The impacts of smart mob technology already appear to be both beneficial and destructive, used by some of its earliest adopters to support democracy and by others to coordinate terrorist attacks. The technologies that are beginning to make smart mobs possible are mobile communication devices and pervasive computing - inexpensive microprocessors embedded in everyday objects and environments. Already, governments have fallen, youth subcultures have blossomed from Asia to Scandinavia, new industries have been born and older industries have launched furious counterattacks. Street demonstrators in the 1999 anti-WTO protests used dynamically updated websites, cell-phones, and "swarming" tactics
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