Hehe, in this clip you will see some kids do a cool car prank. They are pretending that they are holding an invisible rope. Clever, but yet, kinda moronic :p
In the quiet days of the NFL off season, the Mlive Lions forum doofs are desperate for any news that would allow them to post their accumulated "wisdom" on the site. They got their chance with the latest news regarding the courting of Al Wilson. Which is nothing exciting, just confirming what we already knew.The scarily named russthomas (I just had a chill run down my spine...BRRR) nails the Lions, and their talent issues, in one blunt sentence.The reason why the Patriots can bring in veterans is due to the FACT they draft well.Bing-fucking-o!Al Wilson would be a great fit on a good team that has few holes to fill. Then you can afford to take a flyer on an admittedly talented linebacker who's older and an injury risk. Teams that have depth thanks to their smart drafting can plug the occasional hole with a free agent. They also know one incontrovertible fact. You do not build a NFL team using free agency as a foundation.Unfortunately for we Lions fans, our moronic GM, and his on the fir
Occasionally, almost always by someone I know in real life, I am asked for the meaning behind the name, “Special Kind of Stupid.” To those who know me in real life, my “it came about because of Denis, my roommate in college,” response is greeted with a yawn, roll of the eyes or an “I should have known.” Those who know me in real life have heard Denis stories for over a decade now, you see. (...)
hehe, nothing much to say about this one. Mostly people falling and making a complete idiot of themselves. That guy going on his ass down the stairs was the best I think. hoho.
Some websites are posting that the writers strike is over. But its not, both WGA and AMPTP agreed to full media blackout during informal negotiations. No actual written contract with legal binding terms has been agree upon oral or written.
I lost my ATM card for my savings account. Grrrr …. was at the bank earlier after we had our shopping
expedition with Diva and April to deposit some cash to my account. I must have left it in the counter where I was filling out the form, you see I don’t memorize my account numbers [...]
I was on my way out the door this morning and got a call from the base. This odd nurse told me that my numbers were “a little high” [139] and that I need to do the 3 hour test.
I promptly told her that I wasn’t interested in doing the 3 hour test but that [...]
I was watching Annika give a golf clinic and one thing she really stressed was to keep the same golf swing regardless of what club you are hitting. If you need more distance then use a less lofted club. If you need less distance then use a more lofted club - But keep the same swing. One of the ladies asked a very good question: "...your swing is so effortless and I think I do the same thing but why does your ball go so much further..." Annika's answer was that she hits a lot of balls every day. She practices enough to be consistent and she has her timing down so everything is working in synch. Some people are good artists, some people are good business people...but in all cases, they didn't get those skills without a lot of hard work. I am an occasional golfer. I try to get out once a week but that is all dependent upon business. So the truth is that I may get out every week and a half on average during the Spring and Summer and I don't hit any balls in between. So the chance of me bei
Hehe. heres a funny stop motion video of a guy making pancakes.
Really not something special you might say, but its fun to watch.
You have to trust me on this one ;) Hehe really enjoyed it, and also
made me hungry.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG5gO4nlLRQ
Haha. I continue my quest for finding stupid video clips on the net. This is what I came up with today. A guy making pan cakes, in a funny stop-motion kind of way :D Hehe pancakes are sweet, and this clip made me hungry hehe. Hope you like it.
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Hehe, I laugh just looking at this kid and his hair, but the whale song was funny too. I guess he could work on some lyrics but other than that keep your hair, and don't quit your day job. Enjoy ;)
Immigration scam alert by Oil Offshore Marine
British Homes Office using www.british-homes-office.com = IMMIGRATION SCAM the real British Home Office’s website is www.homeoffice.gov.uk
Hehe, this video has of this moment been viewed 3,855,608 times. Wow. Can you
believe that!? Maybe you have seen it then? This guy got offered a job on MTV,
after doing this thing. Goes to show anyone can be successful doing something
stupid on youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9698TqtY4A
Lets take the time, to remember a clip on youtube that has now been viewed 3,855,608 times! That's an incredible amount for something this stupid. For just a crazy looking Norwegian sitting on chair and making noises that are so extremely annoying ;) Lasse Gjertsen is his name, now lets watch:
Hehe! This is exactly why I wanna have an office job. I’m trying to get a job,
at the moment actually, hoping I find something soon. Its a bit sad, but hey this
video cheered my up right away.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z8mUm7WnFo
Here is a new video of a guy on a bike. Runs into a car and flips a few times, don't worry though, don't think he got hurt. Oh Boy that cant be good I my first impression was, but then I saw he made it quite well actually. "Nice" video clip, in the sense that I WAS stupid of him.
I’ve seen this on the The Colbert Report (awesome show) but here it is in its full glory.
Who allowed these children to strap meat to their heads and stare down a komodo dragon? Obviously, they lack some vital negative thinking!
The Daily Telegraph provides examples of celebrities' fad gaffes and what the experts say.Scientists warn on celebrities promoting fads"I am challenging these evil genes by natural means. I am convinced that by eating biological foods it is possible to avoid tumours." Gwyneth Paltrow, actress"Diet cannot prevent cancer. The risks of some of them can be reduced with certain diets, but some cancers, alas, show no link to dietary factors." Ursula Arens, dietician"If you suffer from joint pain it is a good idea to cut out or reduce the amount of tomatoes, aubergines, peppers, white potatoes and paprika that you eat." Gillian McKeith, author"Some rheumatoid patients may improve by omitting certain foods from their diets, but this must be determined on an individual basis and a blanket prohibition is totally unjustified." Margaret Rayman, professor of nutritional medicine"Lots of skin products use the same petrochemicals as the antifreeze in your car." Stella McCartney, fashion designer"Prop
Although this video is called the safetybike, and anyone using this thing will look like a complete idiot. It still looks like a lot of fun, but I hardly think it is that safe :P
Very armature made video, but still fun and enjoyable.Clearly the funniest and dumbest thing I watched today ;)Have you hear about all these sayings? I really doubt you haven't..
Ugh, give it a rest already. The head of the Al-Qaeda network Osama bin Laden is expected to release a taped message on Iraq, a group monitoring extremist online forums said Thursday. The 56-minute tape by the hunted militant is addressed to Iraq and an extremist organization based there, the Islamic State of Iraq, said the US-based SITE monitoring institute, citing announcements on "jihadist forums." It said the release was "impending" but did not say whether the message was an audio or video tape. The message is titled "The Way to Contain the Conspiracies" and is produced by Al-Qaeda's "multimedia arm" As-Sahab, it added. An added bonus for all the troofers. Bin Laden has claimed responsibility for the attacks on the United States on September 11, 2001, which killed nearly 3,000 people and prompted the US-led invasion of Afghanistan.
Hehe, I must say this clip makes me laugh every-time. One of my favorite home
videos of all time actually. Its easy to get embarrassed when you have stupid
accidents like these!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8KCgHN3TFQ
Carmen Electra has a workout video out called Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease: In the Bedroom. It should've been called Carmen Electra: I'm A Dumb Whore. Seriously, if I'm going to be writhing around in a bed like that, I want to be getting one of the holes plugged. I hate to be crude (actually I love it), but it's true!The only workout that this video is going to bring involves the hand of a straight douche on his dirty peen, because no woman or gay in their right mind is going to do this stupid crap. She looks like she's trying to push a fart out.Below is Carmen in bed with Ellen Degeneres the other day. I'm not sure this is what Ellen had in mind when Carmen told her, "Let's get in bed and workout!"
I have been doing some stupid things with dating stupid guys that I don’t even like at all. I am actually disappointed in myself for that. I think it might have something to do with my relationship with my dad it has stemmed from that I know. We ways always had rocky relationship throughout my life. We used to talk I just feel bad that we don’t even talk anymore. In a way I know he cares and loves me I also know he doesn’t like me anymore either if that makes sense. He called me a loser along with many other hurtful words that is hard to deal with at times. The person you want to be proud of you the most is a dad. I try to be the sweetest person in life but the person you want to tell you are a sweetheart is a dad he used to call me that all the time. Sometimes people will call me that now it does make me feel good that I am not so bad after all that I am ok. I have had my wake up call in life lately with signs from god and more with trying to guide me to this moment. No more wi
I'm forgetful, I'm stupid, and I'm old. In that order.
I knew after I turned 40, some things would start to break down. My brain and body are going off to do whatever they want now. Every day is a battle to keep some semblance of normalcy. But I've come to realize that being forgetful, dumb and old are the new normal now. It's probabl9 Zoom(s)
Tenía olvidada esta canción de Marshall Crenshaw, la encontré de nuevo en Saidthegramophone.com. Sólo Todd Rundgren puede hacer también canciones pop tan “redondas” como esta.
Marshall Crenshaw – You´re My Favorite Waste of Time
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This last weekend I managed to do something so incredible stupid it almost takes my breath away. I had just got a gift card as a present and then managed to drop the thing in the parking lot on the way out by accident. Can you just hear the sound of me losing $80 in [...]
Some of the jokes were bad, but some were quite good. I’m not a political
person, but it seems there is a lot going on behind the curtains in the political
world I don’t know about.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQkHAytCmFY
A study in the Journal of Experimental Psychology found that when a man meets a blonde woman his mental performance drops and he acts dumber. Interestingly, this also happens when a man meets a brunette or redhead.
There is no point to this video. Other than it being short and funny. Just something to watch right after watching the previous posts about the map analyse.
Hey ATOMIC fans.
My stupid little guitar poll somehow made its rounds on Digg Music and StumbleUpon Guitar this weekend. Haha... I swear (for real) I had nothing to do with it.
Not sure why it saw around 10,000 visitors. The results are pretty funny and actually interesting now that there were a ton of voters:
Around 70% of voters said they would give a ball to instantly possess their favorite guitarist's skills.
I was one of the voters who chose "no." I don't think I'll ever be as good as the greatest guitarist who ever lived, but I wouldn't be willing to become half a man to get there either. But it would be tempting.
I think the results show you guitarists think that acquiring all of the most amazing guitar skills are out of reach.
Is pretty much how I am feeling right now. Ugh... Does nothing ever go right for me? I think I should call this blog "everything is crap and nothing ever goes right". I think I would break 100 posts before the month is even over if that was the theme. Hmm... Maybe I should explain why I am feeling this way right now. Its a bit strange really, how it started. Well, a few days ago I had a dream about a girl I knew from high school. Dreams are a funny thing, aren't they? I forgot about this girl a long time ago. She was in one of my classes in junior year and we were in a SAT class together for a few weeks. We didn't really have much interaction. So, randomly I have this dream where she and I hang out. At least I think it was her. I don't know why, but this dream gave me a really funny feeling, and all of a sudden I really liked her. So, I tried to find her on myspace. No luck there, even though she once told me she had one. Eventually I found her on facebook and sent her a message. Then
I am so utterly pissed right now. Pissed and hurt.
To make a long story not as long, my dad sucked as a father.
He missed “his weekends”, probably molested me and he stalked my mom.
I’ve gotten (or am getting) pass all of that as best I can.
Several years ago, Dad remarried.
His wife was/is an amazingly [...]
We haven't gone to a car boot sale for a few weeks and was really looking forward to going to the one at Lea Marston this weekend. Unfortunately the skies opened up and we were about to cancel our plans when I remembered that CJs at Stonleigh was held under cover (meaning under a roof).So we set off for Stoneleigh. We haven't been there for a long time and was kind of looking forward to it. When we got there there was an enormous queue of cars. Apparently there was some exhibition or something going on over there as well. The car boot sale was kind of disappointing. I guess we were too late and most of the good stuff had been sold. One thing I noticed was that overall, it seemed that stuff were costlier here and the sellers were not really into bargaining. One incident really spoiled my day. There was a trader selling a used Sony CD player that caught my eye. As I normally do, I tried to bargain and you won't believe it, this guy actually told me to "Fok Off!". For a minute I was shock
Cara has gotten in her first molar. Bottom left. It’s through the gum and nice and sharp.
Tucker was the one who noticed the thing…I thought Cara was just being a pain in my ass for the general fun of it.
Last night was horrible.
Cara was down by 8pm. We didn’t hear a [...]
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