(images: nigella.com, mikesblog.typepad.com, gamerevolution.com, totalgambler.com)Warning: This post details - and advocates - actions that are sneaky, surreptitious, and downright manipulative. If you are of tender constitution, or high moral standing, I suggest that you turn away now.Still with me? Great - that's why I love my readers! You people ROCK!Please note: In this post, you will encounter the use of Chardonnay and femine pronouns. I'm using 'Chardonnay Oak-Butter bombs' simply as an example in this post - you can feel free to replace that with any wine vareital / style that you don't like. Similarly, I'm using the female pronoun because it matches my particular experience - feel free to substitute the male equivalent to suit your needs. Anyway, this will all make sense in a minute or two (I use that phrase a lot... is that, like, a mulligan for bad writing?). Got it? Good - let's get down to business!The Problem: Wine HellMany of you will be familiar with this scenario
Gary Coleman has married a big old Sasquatchian white woman named Shannon Price. Coleman says they were wed on a Nevada mountaintop last August.“Nobody was around but the minister, preacher, the videographers, the photographer, the helicopter pilot and us,” Gary said.And the people who were chucking peanuts at Shannon, trying to get her to do a trick.Naw, I kid...I'm happy for Gary. Now he has someone to do his hilarious "What you talkin' bout Willis" routine for, who has to put up with it cause they're married.I hope she doesn't get mad and eat him.(source)
We watched ‘The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford‘ this morning. It’s certainly a bit more ponderous than your typical ‘Long Riders‘/’The Great Northfield Minnesota Raid‘ James bi-ops, but Brad Pitt performs handsomely as J. James, and the younger Affleck brother, Casey, is a brilliant cowardly Robert Ford. The soundtrack, [...]
The Daily Mail frets over the world we have made in Britain, chewing away at the edges of the nasty side of the country. How can everything be so bad, it wonders? Why are people so terrible?Perhaps part of the answer might lay in the spiteful nature of the media. As evidenced by, say, the approach taken to Tom Jones' wife in today's Mail.Melinda Woodward suffers from agoraphobia, and leads a quiet and blameless life with Tom in their big, paid-for home. Apparently, the Mail believes this is something which requires an expose of some sort:It IS unusual ...the weird world of Mrs Tom Jones, not your typical Hollywood wifeWhat follows is a nasty mixture of sneering and unsubtle attempts to turn the woman into a freakshow. What makes it even worse is the writer, Paul Scott, cheerfully admits he knows what the pointless article is going to do the woman:Friends say she has also come to dread going out in public because she fears she is being gossiped and sniggered about because of Tom's formi
I don’t really know how to approach this story. I myself am attracted to a fuller figured woman. And this is something that my close friends have relentlessly abused me for over the course of the last decade while they were pursuing stick figures daily. But there is full figured and then there is something [...]
The suburban middle class investment banker and family man Richard Cooper has been married for eight years with his wife Brenda and they have two children. Their marriage is in crisis due to the lack of sex, and Richard is feeling completely bored and dreaming on having sex everywhere with other women. When his sexy single friend Nikki Tru that he has not seen since he was single stumbles in his office in Manhattan asking for a recommendation letter for a job, Chris has lots of fun with her, but he omits her visit to Brenda. Nikki visits Richard on the next afternoons, jeopardizing his position and making Richard rethink about his choices in life.Download :Link1Link2Link3Link4Link5Link6Link7Link8
Jack Black will soon have to do double diaper duty: He and wife Tanya Haden are expecting their second child. Black made the pregnancy annoucement at a press event for his new comedy Please Be Kind Rewind. He and Haden already have a 1 1/2-year-old son. "I've been told that two children is three times as hard as one child, but then strangely three children is easier than one," he said.
Hungarian Prime Minister’s wife Klara Dobrev visited cancer patients in New Delhi on Friday. Klara Dobrev is accompanying her husband Prime Minister Ferenc Gyurcsany's, who is on a four-day visit to India to boost bilateral relations. Dobrev visited CanSupport, a Delhi based social service organisation that has been providing home based medical and emotional care to people suffering from cancer. Dobrev took part in one of the yoga sessions for the cancer patients, and said that the deadly ailment is to be tackled by the society as a whole and not simply by doctors. "I was very happy when I heard about CanSupport because we have similar programmes in Hungary as well. Hungary is one of the countries with highest cancer illness in the world specially lung cancer and now breast cancer,” she said. “It's not just the problem of health care system, it is not just the problem of doctors, it is the problem of the society which can be s
As the search for Corporal Cesar Armando Laurean widens to Mexico, police authorities say Laurean's wife knew about the death of pregnant Marine Maria Lauterbach. Police have issued an arrest warrant for Laurean on murder charges for Lauterbach's death. He is also being sought on a federal warrant charging him with unlawful flight to avoid prosecution.Police detectives said the wife of Corporal Cesar Armando Laurean admitted to knowing about the death of Maria Lauterbach the day before he fled from authorities. Christina Laurean, who is also a Marine, told police that Lauterbach had come to the couple's home on December 15th demanding money, according to court documents released on Thursday.According to his wife, Laurean accompanied Lauterbach to purchase a bus ticket for her to El Paso, TX. Laurean told his wife that he and Lauterbach then returned to the couple's home. After an argument, Laurean claimed Lauterbach killed herself by cutting her throat with a knife. The suspect's wife
WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees. Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town. "I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper Wednesday. The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.
You know, I think that you lose your right to moral indignation when you find your spouse at a bordello. That must have made for a VERY awkward discussion afterwards and if there was a hearing before a judge --...
A cheating wife does not answer her cell phone often and she tells you that it was turned on all the time. She doesn’t know what happened. A cheating wife erases all her text messages from her cell phone on a regular basis. A cheating wife sometimes has a cell phone you don’t know and especially if the bill arrives any other place but your house. A cheating wife disappears for hours and says that she was shopping or she went to pick up some groceries. A cheating wife might have a method of birth control that you haven’t discussed together about using it. A cheating wife spends more hours than usual on the computer, especially when you are not home or late at night. A cheating wife has an email account and she doesn’t tell you about it. A cheating wife buys herself new lingerie, especially if it is sexier than the one she has always used. A cheating wife stops trusting you her worries and problems. A cheating wife gets nervous w
If you've read Audrey Niffenegger's wonderful book, "The Time Traveler's Wife," you know how great the movie version could be. Lucky for us, New Line Cinema landed Eric Bana and Rachel McAdams to star as Henry and Clare, the two time-crossed lovers of one of the best books of the past decade.
I LOVED "The Time Traveler's Wife." I12 Zoom(s)
Mark Ramprakash and wife Vandana (Vanda) picture Strictly Come Dancing star Mark Ramprakash and his wife Vandana have split up after failing to rescue their marriage following revelations last year of his affair, it was revealed.The ex-England batsman, 38, who won Strictly Come Dancing in 2006, has moved out of the home he shared with wife Vandana, 37.
A source said: "It is very sad. They have
We got a classic battle for the season premiere of WifeSwap: Beauty vs. Brains. Who will win — the image-conscious pageant family or the ultra-feminist brainiacs?
Tonight’s show pits the Guastafero family — mom Karen, dad Ralph, and daughter Alicia — against the Boss family — mom Angie, dad Duwaine, and daughters Kaylyn, Katie, and Clara.
The Guastaferos are all about “sparkle,” and it shows.
As a display of affection, it could hardly have been more public. Docked in Sydney harbour on a hired yacht costing £17,500 a day, Sting gently raised Trudie Styler’s left leg to his mouth - and sucked her toes. The Police singer, whose personal life has been surrounded by rumours of tantric sex and swingers’ [...]
10. Give small gifts even when it's not her birthday. When you go to the store, pick up a rose. If she likes crafts, pick up some thread. It doesn't need to be big, but it says she was in your thoughts while you were apart. 9. When she's troubled by something, even if you think it's nothing, remember that it is real to her and be supportive. 8. When she has a problem, realize that she may not be asking you to solve the problem but just to listen and let her know she's not facing it alone. 7. Let pleasing her be enough to please you. Do things pleasing to her because you love her and not just so she'll return the favor. 6. Let the things that matter to her matter to you. If she roots for a particular team, root with her. If she does cross-stitch, pick out designs that you'd like to see, and maybe even ask her to teach you how. 5. Encourage her time with other women, who understand what it means to be a woman, and can affirm her femininity in ways that only women can. 4. If you are going
She completes me! You know that was coming. Yes she is Thai and from Southern Thailand. A place called Chumporn. It's a beautiful province known as the "Gateway to the south" I'll be heading down there soon to visit her family and I'll take some pictures and put them on here for all to see.
Rapper Snoop Dogg has decided that he will not divorce his wife, Shante, because he cannot deal with the thought of another man raising his kids. Snoop had filed for divorce in 2004 after being married for seven years. However, he dropped the idea of divorcing when he realised he would have a lot to lose. "I was going to split up with my wife - my wife wasn't going to split up with me,” The Sun quoted Dogg, as saying. "You know, I was caught up with Hollywood, and the girls and the night life. "I thought I was the man and I was willing to give up what I had at home for that, until I realized that what I had at home was irreplaceable, so I gave that up to go back home. "I just don't want another man raising my kids. That was the main goal. I had kids with my wife because I wanted to be with my wife. And those three babies are all wanted, and I wanted to be with them," he added. (ANI)
Ok, so it's from the National Enquirer. Presidential candidate John Edwards is caught in a shocking mistress scandal that could wreck his campaign, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has learned exclusively. Sources have come forward to charge that the "other woman" previously worked on Edwards' campaign and followed the 54-year-old candidate on trips across the U.S. A source close to the woman, whose name is being withheld by The NATIONAL ENQUIRER, says that she confessed to having an affair in phone calls and emails, saying that her work with Edwards soon exploded into romance. The shocking allegation — if proven true — could devastate the Democratic hopeful's campaign, especially because John's devoted wife Elizabeth is locked in a desperate battle with breast cancer. "The affair started about 18 months ago," a friend says the woman confessed to her. "When they met at a bar, sparks flew immediately. "She never expected it would turn sexual since John is married and is running for Pre
DownloadTollywood prince Mahesh Babu's wife Namrata Shirodkar hanging boobs.She didn't wear bra in that beautiful pic.She is very hot and sexy folks.Download the pic now!
Born December 22, 1912 Died on July 11, 2007. Wife of the 36th President of the United States Lyndon B Johnson. Lady Bird did many wonderful things on the More Beautiful Capital Committee and Highway Beautification Act. With adding beauty to roadsides with plants, flowers and trees to beautify America. She loved wild flowers so much that she founded the National Wildflower Research Center in 1982. A quote from her “Where Flowers Bloom so Does Hope”. I did not know much about her really until today I really like her. She has such a interesting, kind, warm energy to her is what made her a special first lady. Known as the Environmental First Lady she loved nature and made others learn about how important conserving the environment is. Looking at pictures of her she looked beautiful even at old age. I think she was a very attractive, elegant and strong woman that I now admire even more. Now she is looking at beautiful wild flowers within paradise in heaven with love and peace. - Books
According to Suha Arafat, 44, she receives a pension from the Palestinian Authority of $10,000 (£5,000) a month -- a large sum to many Palestinians but far from the exorbitant figures being bandied around on the eve of Arafat’s death...
First comment from this forum :"Good Day!My profile:I am 24 and my wife is 23.Our combined income is ~75,000My wife is graduating in Dec with her BAShe is also preparing for law schoolDebtsmonthly)840 for rent200 cell phones130 for TV/phone/internet140 auto insurance250 credit card payment200 gas for car200 student loansAnd the biggest issueA 580 car payment!We have about 2000 in cash savings3000 in my 401KI also have a 500k life insurance policyWe want to retire young (45-50)What advice can be offered to improve our balance sheet.I know the car payment is insane but I can't seem to get out from the neg equity.We are not willing to buy a home until my wife is finished with law school.I apologize for the horrible sentence structure but I am on my blackberry.Please be cruel and honest - we want to build wealth not just be rich. Thanks misha"see this forum at : http://www.thefinanceforums.com/my-wife-and-i-are-lost-1134.html
How do you guys know if u've got a wifey or a girlfriend?!
THIS IS HOW.....
*your girlfriend will hang up the phone when she gets mad
*your wifey will sit there and yell until u UNDERSTAND... even if you don't
*your girlfriend will smile and laugh quietly at your jokes
*your wifey will burst out laughing not caring if she looks wierd
*Only you will know when your girlfriend is mad at you
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Cross posted at Grizzly Groundswell
Today New Hampshire governor John Lynch’s wife endorsed Hillary Clinton for president.
“I do not give my endorsement lightly,” she told about 100 invited guests of the Clinton campaign. “I truly believe Hillary Clinton is the right person to lead our country.” She said Clinton has the right plan on expanding health [...]
Hulk Hogan's wife said in a divorce petition that she wants a share of the family's two multimillion-dollar Florida properties plus alimony and child support for their 17-year-old son. Linda Bollea filed for divorce from Hogan _ whose real name is Terry Bollea _ last week after 24 years of marriage. The petition says the marriage is "irretrievably broken." The marital assets that need to be
An anonymous buyer walked away with the famous and historic, 18K gold, enamel and diamond-set hunter case ‘petite souscription à tact’ watch that belonged to Empress Josephine, wife of French ruler Napoleon Bonaparte. The buyer paid an astounding sum of $1.3 million at the Christie’s auction in Geneva, which is seven-fold its estimated pre-auction price. The watch is a replica of the ‘montre a tact’ or ‘tactile watch’ pattern designed by Abraham Louis Breguet in 1790, when it was inappropriate to ask for time in public. The USP of the watch is its very ability to enable wearer identify time by its mere feel from outside as the watch hand resides outside. The watch was inscribed with an ‘H’ initial after it was given to Hortense, wife of Napoleon’s brother Joseph Bonparte, who went to become the Queen of Holland after Napoleon placed his brother as King in 1806.via Diamond Bracelets, Gold Bracelets
Linda Hogan has filed for divorce from her wrestler husband, Hulk Hogan, The St. Petersburg Times reported. Hulk Hogan, whose real name is Terry Bollea, told the newspaper he had no idea his wife had filed for divorce. He was informed by a reporter that Pinellas County court records showed the paperwork was submitted Tuesday. "Thank you for the great information," he told the reporter. The couple star in the VH1 reality-TV series "Hogan Knows Best," with their two children. Recent episodes show the couple attending marital counseling.
A British emigrant to New Zealand was reportedly told by officials that his wife was too fat to join him. Richie Trezise moved to New Zealand in September after shedding two inches from his waist on a crash diet. He was thinking of abandoning the idea of emigrating if his wife was not allowed to come out by Christmas. His wife, Rowan, has been rigorously trying to shed the pounds for months, so they can be reunited and live Down Under. Richie is a submarine cable specialist, who has also served in the Army. Still his employer-backed skills visa was initially rejected by immigration officials when his body mass index, or BMI, was found to be 42, making him morbidly obese. But his wife Rowan, who planned to emigrate with him, has failed to pass the obesity test. “My doctor laughed at me. He said he'd never seen anything more ridiculous in his whole life. He said not every overweight person is unhealthy or unfit,” the Telegraph quoted him,
If you're married, single, or thinking about getting married or becoming single you have to check out this picture. ;) There are also about 20 jokes that are pretty funny, here's one of them:rnrnrn'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,9 Zoom(s)
Fun time Saudi Cleric Muhammad Al-’Arifi on a Ramadhan show (shown on LBC network) explains to young men the steps toward beating their wives:
1. Admonish them
2. Move out of the bedroom
3…and I’m quoting here:
If neither method works with her, what is the third option?Guest: “‘And beat them.’”
Al-’Arifi: “That’s right. How is this beating performed? [...]
You can now have a complete collection of McMillan and Wife DVD. The said 1971 tv show was now on DVD and in auction in DVD.tvMcMillan and Wife is an American crime drama that was aired on NBC from September 17, 1971 to April 24, 1977. It was directed by Daniel Petrie, Hy Averback, Lee H. Katzin etc.Stewart McMillan is a Police Commissioner of San Francisco a very responsible man that is very fortunate to his wife who is a genius.Beatrice McMillan is Stewart's mother a very fast driver and an independent woman.They live is a city with their housekeeper named Mildred. Stewart duties require him to personally intervene when theres a warrant in police cases, he was aided by Sgt. Enright a saturnine but enthusiast type of person.CAST:Rock Hudson as Stewart McMillanSusan Saint James as Sally (Stewart's wife)John Schuck as Sgt. Charles EnrightNancy Walker as Mildredand many more..MOVIE TRAILER:
Keith Urban displayed his profound love for wife Nicole Kidman by dedicating his Aria award for the Best Country Album to the actress.
Referring to Kidman as his inspiration, Urban revealed that his album Love, Pain & The Whole Crazy Thing was recorded at their Nashville home.
"It (the album) would not exist without my wife” the Age quoted Urban, as saying.
“She is very prevalent in most of the
With eight wives and 67 children, Shahadeh Abu Arrar has given new meaning to the term "family man."Abu Arrar, 58, is a member of Israel's impoverished Bedouin Arab community. But even in a traditional society where men commonly have several wives and many children, Abu Arrar is exceptional."I'm thinking about a new wife, No. 9," he told the Israeli daily Yediot Ahronot in a recent interview. "There are many women who wish to marry me and there is no lack of women. I never had a problem with such things."
Hot gossips is going on that we will see soon Gouri khan soon acting in "Om shanti Om" .For the first time ever , Gauri will play a little walk-in role in this film produced by her self.
The scene depicts Gauri to walk a red carpet for a song at the end of the movie as the credits come on. Typical of Farah, the technicians and crew members of the movie take a bow too in this number. Farah
The car is my elder brother’s second home and second wife. He spent more time in his car and more time and more money on his car than any other thing. He loves to look for the latest car speakers and other Car Audio and Alarms too. Recently, he had even installed [...]
Less than a month after September 11th, I flew to Las Vegas for my friend’s wedding. At the time, I was waiting tables. I had a lot a change, but not a lot of cash. Before I left, I had my change rolled and ready to put into the slot machines. When I arrived at [...]
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